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12GameOvers said:
Chris trooned out like a decade ago dude. Where have you been?
Idea guys were the last time Chris was even remotely interesting and part of that came from thin skinned normalfags crying about them. Now, all we have are bigfoot sightings of him filmed by redditors, the peak of content.
If Idea Guys were still here, that wouldn't be the case, and I'm here to laugh at retards, not argue the ethics of doing so with one
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The Idea Guys absolutely contributed to the most derivative, off-putting, pick me content out there, and Stanke could not abide her jealousy and threw us all in the gulag. He has disappeared before, where have you been? Hopefully this comparatively short social media blackout of his continues to shake off the discord dwellers so we can watch Chris be Chris again, and laugh.
 
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12GameOvers said:
Chris trooned out like a decade ago dude. Where have you been?
Idea guys were the last time Chris was even remotely interesting and part of that came from thin skinned normalfags crying about them. Now, all we have are bigfoot sightings of him filmed by redditors, the peak of content.
If Idea Guys were still here, that wouldn't be the case, and I'm here to laugh at retards, not argue the ethics of doing so with one
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If this is a shitpost on a sock it's pretty funny but if you genuinely believe this then man you do not understand Christory at all, he hadn't trooned out he was just cross dressing. Still super faggoty but nowhere near as faggoty as trooning out.
 
kyskeff said:
Fucking hell, how hard is it for somebody to ask Chris relevant questions when they run into him? Especially a Redditor not concerned about being doxxed. Doesn't bite. He's not going to go "GameStop Ma'am" on somebody now, theoretically he's being wrangled a bit.
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It's understandable to be nervous, he's Christian Weston Chandler. The one of legend. The man who's been on the news and had however many documentaries made about him in recent years.

That's a lot of pressure for a humble redditor.

(I originally intended the above as a joke, but then I realized there might actually be a lot of people online who are intimidated by the idea of talking to the Chris Chan)
 
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kyskeff said:
Fucking hell, how hard is it for somebody to ask Chris relevant questions when they run into him? Especially a Redditor not concerned about being doxxed. Doesn't bite. He's not going to go "GameStop Ma'am" on somebody now, theoretically he's being wrangled a bit.
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The big issue is, and really has been with Chris in real life, is that no one can say how he'll react to something. We know he'll consider anyone a "troll" that is nice to him but tells him something he doesn't want to hear, like merely suggesting he gets a job. He also has zero problems going absolutely bananas in public, and carried weapons because he was afraid "trolls" were going to attack him or something. So he has that mindset. I'm pretty sure with how he drives, that dashcam he has on his shitbox is not for traffic accidents, but in case trolls try to attack him while he's driving around.

Someone walking up to him and asking a question like "What was it like in jail" or "What do you think of the court case" could elicit any kind of reaction from him. Will he calmly talk about or go into some insane, shouting rant about how he didn't fuck his mother and who ever asked him is a troll out to "get him"? Nobody knows. Now who ever asked that has an out of control, mentally impaired man going off on them in public.

It could be that Chris formulated in his head that he really didn't anything wrong because he was let off without any punishment and has been taken care of. Bringing up any of that might just cause him to go nuclear.
 
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kyskeff said:
Fucking hell, how hard is it for somebody to ask Chris relevant questions when they run into him? Especially a Redditor not concerned about being doxxed. Doesn't bite. He's not going to go "GameStop Ma'am" on somebody now, theoretically he's being wrangled a bit.
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This reddit fag was just upset he couldn't kneel and suck his bent duck right then and there.
 
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I don't think the woman remaining in the car is indication of anything one way or another. There's any number of reasons she might have done that, whether girlfriend or wrangler.

Personally I think a wrangler would be tasked with accompanying Chris anywhere in public, especially when so much of his non-Barbussy bad behavior has occurred in places related to gaming.
 
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kyskeff said:
Fucking hell, how hard is it for somebody to ask Chris relevant questions when they run into him? Especially a Redditor not concerned about being doxxed. Doesn't bite. He's not going to go "GameStop Ma'am" on somebody now, theoretically he's being wrangled a bit.
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Came to post this. The Patterson film tier videos and still photos aren't doing it for me anymore. I'm honestly stunned that there hasn't been a single person yet who has gone full ween and shoved a camera in his face.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Based on photos of the woman Chris has been seen with, "young" is not an adjective I'd use to describe her. She looks to be late 40s at the youngest
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Something is off about this woman. What moron doesn’t know how to use a change machine. We have them in the EU, and they all give you directions. I also doubt some court appointed retardee would let him drive 200 miles and ris gropefest 2023.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
It's understandable to be nervous, he's Christian Weston Chandler. The one of legend. The man who's been on the news and had however many documentaries made about him in recent years.

That's a lot of pressure for a humble redditor.

(I originally intended the above as a joke, but then I realized there might actually be a lot of people online who are intimidated by the idea of talking to the Chris Chan)
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lol i feel really lame for admitting this but i would probably feel a little nervous about talking to him 💀 i’d still do it though, if i ever happened to be in his area, bc who could pass up an opportunity like that lmfao
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Something is off about this woman. What moron doesn’t know how to use a change machine. We have them in the EU, and they all give you directions. I also doubt some court appointed retardee would let him drive 200 miles and ris gropefest 2023.
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The fact that Chris was explaining to her how it works doesn't mean she didn't already know how it works. It just means Chris is autistic.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Makes sense to me. If I was Chris’ girlfriend, I would absolutely never be seen in public with him. That’s some scary shit for a young lady, there’s people around the world who think it’s completely permissible to actually stalk your partner. It’s invasive as fuck and you don’t know what these weirdos are gunna do.
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You'd believe a person who would be Chris' girlfriend would be cognizant of these facts, and would be a rational actor?
 
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AnOminous said:
The fact that Chris was explaining to her how it works doesn't mean she didn't already know how it works. It just means Chris is autistic.
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It's probably a situation like this. Except with Chris saying, "Take of your clothes, ya stupid bitch. I'm not afraid of taking it by force, and you know I'll get away with it."
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
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It's probably a situation like this. Except with Chris saying, "Take of your clothes, ya stupid bitch. I'm not afraid of taking it by force, and you know I'll get away with it."
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Not to stray off topic but that's the most retarded image in human history. Might as well end the world, we've peaked. It's all downhill from here onward.
 
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