Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TheImportantFart]

I wonder who are actually rt and liking his shit at this point.

It's Twitter. Unfortunately it's full of people who lap this shit up.

 

[Positron]

He wants the whole world to go back to some mythical time where games never made you think.

In a way, he's an anti-SJW, as they want games to make you think their way, so why he cast his lot with them is confusing.

I think this is because the SJW shit is just a ploy for him to gain respect and admiration: he has no true conviction in it. Indeed, Blob could have been the most stereotypical of dudebros (and I suspect he much prefers to have it that way: to fully embrace the SJW creed he would have to denounce his beloved Mario), if only he wasn't laughed out of the Boys' Club.

This would explain his incongruities: he defends the fuck out of The Ghostbustesses, because this is what Anita's worker ants are supposed to do. Yet when there is no orders from Above, he is not embarrassed to praise the extremely un-PC dudebro stoner film Sausage Party.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

There still exist games that are dumb for fun. Unfortunately, Bob wouldn't know that due to most of them not being a Mario game. Even then, non-dumb games also existed just as long but again, Bob wouldn't know because they aren't Mario games either.

I take it Bob has never heard of Hotel Mario. Or Mario is Missing. Has he?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He's literally responding to everyone that responded negatively to his post about Whit Lives Matter with "clever" quips so his followers will praise him. It's really fucking sad.

 

[_blank_]

Well, if Chips Ahoy doesn't like white people or... whatever his problem is this week... I suggest he goes on ahead and moves to the blacker portions of Milwaukee or Chicago or Detroit. I'm sure the folks there will absolutely love having a fat white boy from BAWHSTUN whose sole contribution to finding racial justice is to sit on Twitter and sporadically talk about BLM in between long tirades of comparing things to video games and 80s cartoons.

 

[Jack Awful]

If the person in the game said "gamergate MRAs" instead of "social justice warriors" he'd be praising it and asking why more games aren't growing up and dealing with more sophisticated themes like that.

This whole "Mankind Divided is racist" controversy is yet more proof that SJWs don't actually want games to explore political and social themes.
Here's a game that's exploring extremely contemporary themes about racial division in a time that SJWs deemed the most racially devided in decades. You'd think it'd be praised, but no, "IT'S RAYCISS" because it uses terms like "the mechanical apartheid" and "auglivesmatter" and the game lets you make your own choices instead of pushing one narrative down your throat.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

With a term like "Mechanical apartheid" being bandied about, I'd go so far as to imagine that the new DE will contain plenty of parallels to South Africa. Being able to, some how, experience that could be harnessed for good.

Bob hates the idea of people learning and would rather preach.

 

[_blank_]

BTW, has Chips Ahoy sperged about Shinzo Abe, the Prime Minister of Japan, appearing in the Olympics closing ceremony dressed up like Mario? Or does Bob not pay attention to the Olympics because he thinks only dudebros watch sports and it triggers him and his multi-tier chin?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

BTW, has Chips Ahoy sperged about Shinzo Abe, the Prime Minister of Japan, appearing in the Olympics closing ceremony dressed up like Mario? Or does Bob not pay attention to the Olympics because he thinks only dudebros watch sports and it triggers him and his multi-tier chin?

If he did, I'm more than sure he'd consider the refusal of El Shehaby shaking hands with his opponent justified, for some reason.

 

[Zenyatta]

Anybody see the weird jump cut in Chippy's 'Kubo' review. It seemed pretty lazy, all the more evidence that Bob simply started to film himself because he finds doing actual editing to be too taxing on his precious time.

Also, has Bob ever actually said he has a or has had a girlfriend. I've watched most of videos and he's never mentioned having one once.

On a related note, its strange that he considers small throwaway details in games like Halo to hint at racist undertones. But sees nothing wrong with perving on female comic book characters. It seems like he doesn't understand that most of the mainstream media isn't talking about the sort of media Bob dislikes when they discuss sexism in video games/comics. Specifically the sort of pandering that Bob seems to consider totally normal and even endorses.

Also after pixels Moviebob has lost any pretense of being an actual movie critic. He no longer even reviews films that aren't mainstream Hollywood blockbusters, he never mentions cinematography or even really talks about the movie. I also don't think I've seen a recent review of his which hasn't got some political agenda.

Ghostbusters: You like this movie or your sexist.

Sausage party: I don't like South Park.

Suicide Squad: Something something diversity, something something Dude-Bros.

Kubo: Hey isn't Japan cool...

There's allot more but honestly I can't be asked to actually watch his videos again.

 

[A Random]

Nope, Cammy's lesbian thighs and Samus' womanslave personality are all he needs.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Also, has Bob ever actually said he has a or has had a girlfriend. I've watched most of videos and he's never mentioned having one once.

You really expect someone as fat, pathetic and racist as Bob to get laid? Let alone any form of human interaction?

 

[cypocryphy]

You really expect someone as fat, pathetic and racist as Bob to get laid? Let alone any form of human interaction?

Bob hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bob hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

he lost his virginity when his dad did

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Bob hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

I bet that pussy's regretting it now.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

A new video about the new Mary Jane.

 

[Zenyatta]

A new video about the new Mary Jane.

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Let me guess. He's going to straw man the living fuck out of a ton of people. He'll then go on to make some ad hominem assertions about everybody who thinks this probably something to do with mothers and basements. He'll probably make some kind of link between these people and actual racists, implying that this an actual civil rights issue and not just the new normal for a studio looking to defer criticism from 'critics' like dear old Blorb. And to top it off he'll probably make some slightly unpleasant comments about the previous actress to play Mary Jane and how hot she is.

Edit:don't forget Bobs usual, sycophantic fan-base.

Edit: Well 4/5 isn't too bad.

I think that just about covers everything.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Let me guess. He's going to straw man the living fuck out of a ton of people. He'll then go on to make some ad hominem assertions about everybody who thinks this probably something to do with mothers and basements. He'll probably make some kind of link between these people and actual racists, implying that this an actual civil rights issue and not just the new normal for a studio looking to defer criticism from 'critics' Blorb. And to top it off he'll probably make some slightly unpleasant comments about the previous actress to play Mary Jane and how hot she is.

Edit:don't forget Bobs usual, sycophantic fan-base.

I think that just about covers everything.

We should have a Brianna Wu-style bingo card for his videos.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Did he always have that incredibly annoying Boston accent? I was watching one of his more recent reviews and it made me want to claw my ears off.

Personally, Bob reminds me of this:

 

[The Nothingness]

So from what I seen with Dobson and Bob, do they hate redheads?