Kick Gutter Trash - Eccentric individuals streaming on Kick that don't deserve a thread of their own.

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Thanks to @Punished Neco who shared the timestamps, as I have been too busy with other stuff the last couple of days to catch any of ChristopherDJ his Kick streams.

First clip is of ChristopherDJ showing his fucked up livestreaming setup:


At the end of the stream ChristopherDJ noticed he had a box of Desperados sitting next to him and decided to empty the box out to use it for a dumb little dance:
 
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Some more DJ Chris clips from his channel/some things I stumbled upon.

DJ Chris and food
DJ Chris has the worst possible table manners, I thought @Kees H would enjoy this clip considering he says how the French bread costs "Thirty Pence!".
Those who thought BossmanJack's eating was disgusting should avoid this man at all costs.

Chris LOVES chicken, rotisserie chicken, fried chicken, chicken tenders, chicken drumsticks, whatever..
DJ Chris dropped a small amount of his dinner, which may or may not include some chicken on the floor and it resulted in his tard rage powers going into overdrive
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Chicken Time:
Rounding off this segment on food I thought I'd cap it off with a little something I called "Chicken Time", the name will make sense soon.
Drunk DJ Chris puts his headphones in his tray of fried chicken and then decides he's going to bed, resulting in him needing to keep his tray of fried chicken fresh so he needs to cover it with something...
What object did he decide to cover his chicken with? Lets take a look


DJ Chris and the dreaded 'Gamer Word'
Chris explains why his mental impairment won't even allow him to say a certain word and goes on to explain that he's not racist and he doesn't care what color of skin someone has, DJ Chris then sees his arch-nemesis 'Brian' in the chat...


Signing off, goodnight and god bless
My favorite clip of DJ Chris is Chris signing off for the night by singing the chat a lovely song.
Lets listen to his singing talents.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Some more DJ Chris clips from his channel/some things I stumbled upon.

DJ Chris and food
DJ Chris has the worst possible table manners, I thought @Kees H would enjoy this clip considering he says how the French bread costs "Thirty Pence!".
Those who thought BossmanJack's eating was disgusting should avoid this man at all costs.
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Chris LOVES chicken, rotisserie chicken, fried chicken, chicken tenders, chicken drumsticks, whatever..
DJ Chris dropped a small amount of his dinner, which may or may not include some chicken on the floor and it resulted in his tard rage powers going into overdrive
Part 1:
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Part 2:
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Chicken Time:
Rounding off this segment on food I thought I'd cap it off with a little something I called "Chicken Time", the name will make sense soon.
Drunk DJ Chris puts his headphones in his tray of fried chicken and then decides he's going to bed, resulting in him needing to keep his tray of fried chicken fresh so he needs to cover it with something...
What object did he decide to cover his chicken with? Lets take a look
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DJ Chris and the dreaded 'Gamer Word'
Chris explains why his mental impairment won't even allow him to say a certain word and goes on to explain that he's not racist and he doesn't care what color of skin someone has, DJ Chris then sees his arch-nemesis 'Brian' in the chat...
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Signing off, goodnight and god bless
My favorite clip of DJ Chris is Chris signing off for the night by singing the chat a lovely song.
Lets listen to his singing talents.
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I read through the post and initially gave you a medal, but after watching the clips and dying of laughter this deserves a Semper Fidelis. I still can't believe this man exists. There are so many layers that contribute to this mess of a human being: Bri'sh, autism, fat, mental retardation, alcoholism, pedophile (although I think this one is due to Chris being a retard. I've yet to see this side of him on stream)... the list could go on and on.
 
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Punished Neco said:
4: Chris nods off and falls over whilst "Stand by me" plays (Unedited)
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that TIMING, just after 30 secs, phew

Punished Neco said:
DJ Chris dropped a small amount of his dinner, which may or may not include some chicken on the floor and it resulted in his tard rage powers going into overdrive
Part 1:
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Hey, same reaction as the bossman all-in chuck: Oh, i just let half my meal fall on the floor? I'll just throw away the entire plate, then.
 
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Chris has some company over. It appears he has pissed his pants now. (maybe in the chair lol)
Probably shat em too.
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Just my opinion here, but I think christopherdj has enough content for his own thread.
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It should be of note that someone being talked about in this thread doesn't immediately translate to them being thread worthy. Besides Bossmanjack (who only got a thread due to the attention Null gave him on MATI) there hasn't been any other kick streamer which was interesting or popular enough to get his thread moved out of PG. A good example is smokinghick who's thread is rotting in PG as we speak.
However if there are any aspiring writefags who are well versed in Christopher autism I say give making the thread a shot, maybe his autism can carry it after all.
 
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ItCouldBeWorse said:
To some extent, I agree. But it should be of note that if there isn't enough public interest in Christopher it might end up like smokinhick thread that just rots in PG.
However if there are any aspiring writefags who are well versed in this sperg I say give it a shot.
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I gave my opinion on this in Keno Kasino, but I'll rewrite it here:

Chris has an extensive history of streaming going back to 2015. He also has aylawgs going that far back. While it is certainly possible for him to get his own thread, there needs to be more milk for there to an OP just about Chris. I still feel like we don't know enough about him, especially his IRL friends who sit in on his streams.

The only reason I requested BTR get moved out of here was because I had many people suggest we move him out. We unironically like the man, and it didn't feel right having him here with these lowlifes. If BTR was properly crazy and was destructive towards his audience, he would have stayed here.
 
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