Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Procrastinhater]

getting him mixed up wth the great wall of china, again and again.

"here Erriot first day of school- oh no my mistake, that is superb example of Great Wall fortifications, 'Mutianyu' section: uniquely-designed with watchtowers and fortresses densely spaced along its length, and crenellations on both sides. First Lady Michelle Obama has visited it."

His head is easily mistaken for the Cyclopean stone blocks used to build Machu Pichu.
I've said it before but he reminds me of an Olmec Stone Head

 

[indomitable snowman]

I don’t think he’s going blind at all. He already fakes DID, people like that pretend to have all sorts of illnesses and ailments for attention and sympathy. If he was going blind he wouldn’t have been posting photos of his eyes up close to “prove” that something is wrong.

I'm pretty sure he posted a picture of the prescription drug he was taking for that. It was for some autoimmune issues that you wouldn't be taking otherwise. It's very likely because of years of cross-sex hormones which are not particularly safe nor effective that is causing the eye condition.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

We can only hope. Sadly, neither that eye condition, nor his troonism, nor his failed attempts to kill the farms, or even his degeneracy are in any way interesting. He's so unoriginal. He's so boring and ordinary. There is nothing unique or interesting about him. The only interesting thing is that he leads us to the retarded creatures he exploits, like keffals and katt and clay. He's so dull the best parts of this thread are random info bites and insights from kiwis into a variety of topics. That and the slam haiku poetry.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Did we ever get a comprehensive list of all of Elliot's personalities? That multiple system stuff is hilarious to me.

 

[Seafarer]

I have a hunch about Elliot that I’d like Kiwis more well versed on him to elucidate on:

What is Elliot’s historical stance on Net Neutrality? I have no doubt that he is against it now because it’s absence is the main cause of the Kiwi Farms’s problems, but I get the feeling that Elliot is enough of a sheep that he was completely up in arms when Trump repealed it because ORANGE MAN BAD and it’s what all the reddit troons were talking about.

 

[A. G. Peak]

I'm pretty sure he posted a picture of the prescription drug he was taking for that. It was for some autoimmune issues that you wouldn't be taking otherwise. It's very likely because of years of cross-sex hormones which are not particularly safe nor effective that is causing the eye condition.

It's methotrexate.

At least since 2016 he's taking methotrexate and complains about the brain fog it causes.
In one tweet he also complains that it feels like his head is stuffed with wool.
Methotrexate fog as he calls it:

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Mentions autoimmune scleritis in this tweet:
Edit 2 - It seems that every Friday he has to take 5 tablets which each contains 2.5mg = 12.5mg methotrexate.
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Some butthurt about those medications:
"These two medications are co-prescribed incredibly often. And accidentally taking one instead of the other can be fatal.
WHY ARE THEY THE SAME COLOUR AND SHAPE?"
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Due to that he's only able to work 4 to 4.5 days a week.
But it turns out he does fine at his job!
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[Procrastinhater]

the slam haiku poetry.

The man known as Fong
In pain he dilates his 'ditch
Again girl talk fails.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Did we ever get a comprehensive list of all of Elliot's personalities? That multiple system stuff is hilarious to me.

I made a post referencing two other posts that goes a little in-depth on that.

 

[monstrous bubo]

The man known as Fong
In pain he dilates his 'ditch
Again girl talk fails.

The ditch collapses
Wind blows through broken branches
And ancestors cry

 

[Procrastinhater]

The ditch collapses
Wind blows through broken branches
And ancestors cry

As his eyes decay
His fate infuriates him
Why does Kiwi live?

 

[Atlictoal]

As his eyes decay
His fate infuriates him
Why does Kiwi live?

Cope, sneed, and dilate
One man in dress could not
Can he kill Farms? No

 

[monstrous bubo]

Cope, sneed, and dilate
One man in dress could not
Can he kill Farms? No

Sneeding until dawn
While the Moon looks down and laughs
And he fails again

 

[LadiosSopp]

We can only hope. Sadly, neither that eye condition, nor his troonism, nor his failed attempts to kill the farms, or even his degeneracy are in any way interesting. He's so unoriginal. He's so boring and ordinary. There is nothing unique or interesting about him. The only interesting thing is that he leads us to the retarded creatures he exploits, like keffals and katt and clay. He's so dull the best parts of this thread are random info bites and insights from kiwis into a variety of topics. That and the slam haiku poetry.

I'd politely disagree and rebutt that his attempts to kill the farms, the hubris that followed, and subsequently leading to said hubris being completely invalidated in addition to giving Null a plethora of ammo to use for legal matters will never be not hilarious.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'd politely disagree and rebutt that his attempts to kill the farms, the hubris that followed, and subsequently leading to said hubris being completely invalidated in addition to giving Null a plethora of ammo to use for legal matters will never be not hilarious.

The fact that everything he does eventually leads to his own pain is ironic, which is its own kind of funny.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

I'd politely disagree and rebutt that his attempts to kill the farms, the hubris that followed, and subsequently leading to said hubris being completely invalidated in addition to giving Null a plethora of ammo to use for legal matters will never be not hilarious.

Fair point. His failures are very funny.

 

[AltisticRight]

Sneeding until dawn
While the Moon looks down and laughs
And he fails again

Elliot William Fong
You will never ever be a real woman
Kill yourself

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Fair point. His failures are very funny.

Yeah and we can't wait for his next failure.

 

[Poonocchio]

There is nothing unique or interesting about him.

It's pretty interesting he's married to a tranny that pretends to be a snake though. That's kinda unique. But otherwise I agree.

Eta: "Polycule", not married..

 

[AfghanBlue]

I don’t think he’s going blind at all. He already fakes DID, people like that pretend to have all sorts of illnesses and ailments for attention and sympathy. If he was going blind he wouldn’t have been posting photos of his eyes up close to “prove” that something is wrong.

Ah but - troons only do what other troons do. Blindness is not one of the commonly faked troon illnesses, therefore Low Dong Gong would have no interest or cause to strike out in this adventure on his own.
This is possibly how troon waves get started - the first one, for example, who bought that IKEA shark likely genuinely wanted it.
It just takes one and the others copy, so Riz might actually be the start of troon blindness!

Also the actual state of the light reflection in his glasses - with the size of his thwomp, those glasses have got to be *extremely* strong in order to refract enough light to show the edges around his headband you know richboy can pay for the best lenses that don't do that so much.

I am happy to comfortably that he does indeed have terrible eyes and will go blind.

Karma is real and is slowly building for him, and it's got a lot to make up for. It's even giving him a bit of a warning shot, a time for redemption. He is a bit of a special case after all, he seems faintly biblical, or more old school mythological, broken branch on a quest. Illadvisedly messing with concepts way beyond his reach, hubris all the way.
Though in reality, it's likely just because he is rich enough to afford his autistic seethe in a way that most grudgeweiedling troons aren't.

I'd be interested to know how much of his wealth is self generated (ie garnered doing nothing as a Google diversity hire garden gnome), VS that which came to him as a portfolio of existing, working investments and trust fund from his evil abusive family.

 

[Baraadmirer]

It's pretty interesting he's married to a tranny that pretends to be a snake though. That's kinda unique. But otherwise I agree.

Fong-Jones isn't married to the trans-snake; it's a polycule in which the spouse is a software engineer, and the trans-snake and a non-binary Cloudflare competitor worker are lovers.