Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 198 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 777 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 494 20.6%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 259 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,398
theres no way a thirsty simp would post shit like "you're my style inspo" or "you're so well put together" that's not how men think or talk
i can only imagine these people are wannabe clout chasers trying to boost their own influencer 'brand' by associating with higher profile people, and anisa is the highest profile person they can get to reply
Yeah these are regular women, those are standard phrases in a basic girl's insincere playbook, along with "Gosh, that's so sweet of you 🥺❤️" and "You're such a strong person." They're on Twitter, if they actually gave a shit they'd spam "you chewed, mother" or incomprehensible key smashes. They'd dump her the moment they got their boost, no different from all her besties during CC who dip after the dust settles.
 
She's just trying out a new personality.
•She was sporty in high school​
One of the boys playing lacrosse. Total badass.
• Reformed Muslim / atheist edgelord
• Titty streamer
• sEx wOrKeR producing incredibly awkward unsexy content
• tattoo aficionado, totally engrossed in tattoo culture (while having not a single original concept. Just gaudy awful oversaturated flash)
• Boxing expert, promoter. On some girl boss shit
• Ian's manager / spokesperson

Now she's a witch.
Lmao

It's her cluster b.
It's so funny that she's been pretending to be things for so long and didn't make anything memorable under any of those self given titles. I can't remember a single bit of Anisa produced content besides the bald nudes and the wedding night OF pics. She's never had a big hit thing despite being on the internet for so long. How does she do it, folks?
 
It's so funny that she's been pretending to be things for so long and didn't make anything memorable under any of those self given titles. I can't remember a single bit of Anisa produced content besides the bald nudes and the wedding night OF pics. She's never had a big hit thing despite being on the internet for so long. How does she do it, folks?
She's talentless. Anisa wants the label without putting in the work you need to be worthy of it. She labels herself as a boxer but she doesn't box, she labels herself as a boxing promoter but "her" boxing event fails to raise enough money for charity.

Her biggest and only hit is being Ian's wife, now she can leech off someone else's career and soul.
 
That, or thirsty incels posing as women. Not that I get lusting after Anusa, she's average at best because of the mangling of her appearance with the tattoos and garbage tier clothing style.
she'd look better if she didn't have the worst taste in tattoos and placement. i've powerleveled about this before but her tattoos look like the example tattoos you see on the walls while you get your tattoo. i'm of the mindset that i can appreciate a good tattoo regardless if it has deep meaning to you, it's a cool piece of art, it's something funny but if anisa just stuck with a sleeve or maybe both arms done, fine.

however, i will never shut the fuck up about this when brought up but her stomach tattoo irks me everytime i look at it. stupid tattoo with a even dumber placement

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mind the tits, ahm

if you look at her right arm, she has a devil, what looks like 1950s women. bird, spiderweb, a sword, two hearts... my point being she has a lot of fucking tattoos that don't correlate with each other at all. if i was anisa, i would focus on a theme if i was going to get multiple tattoos. if anisa had such a shitty life, you could use the devil as a metaphor for abusers, fuckin the 1950s woman as some type of empowering moment you had to go through, the 2 hearts can be ian and her. i'm spitballing ideas but that's what her whole body is. just random shit that'll hopefully stick

sorry for the extreme tattoo sperg

theres no way a thirsty simp would post shit like "you're my style inspo" or "you're so well put together" that's not how men think or talk
i can only imagine these people are wannabe clout chasers trying to boost their own influencer 'brand' by associating with higher profile people, and anisa is the highest profile person they can get to reply
either that or it's just how women talk to each other. women are catty but i've noticed with zoomer females, they always want to uplift and preach about "body positivity" when it feels forced.

i'd much rather be told i'm a fat fuck that should lose weight than "oh baby, somebody will love you no matter what you look like"
That's a stretch, he would never beat Amouranth.
funny to think in one of those few situation, a trans female wouldn't be the shit out of a woman

She's talentless. Anisa wants the label without putting in the work you need to be worthy of it. She labels herself as a boxer but she doesn't box, she labels herself as a boxing promoter but "her" boxing event fails to raise enough money for charity.

Her biggest and only hit is being Ian's wife, now she can leech off someone else's career and soul.
again, this is my autism showing but the funniest thing about that is anisa trained for 7 months, got a head injury/concussion in sparring, and just said "nah fuck it"

anisa wants to be touted as this #girlboss that started the next showtime boxing or DAZN but she needs to know her place in the boxing world. this isn't mayweather, canelo, davis, spence jr, but people who have trained 2 months - 1 year which is nothing in boxing years and sometimes somewhat decently beating the shit out of each other

It's so funny that she's been pretending to be things for so long and didn't make anything memorable under any of those self given titles. I can't remember a single bit of Anisa produced content besides the bald nudes and the wedding night OF pics. She's never had a big hit thing despite being on the internet for so long. How does she do it, folks?
 
either that or it's just how women talk to each other. women are catty but i've noticed with zoomer females, they always want to uplift and preach about "body positivity" when it feels forced.
No, no it's definitely just how women talk to each other. I've personally never been that type but nearly every one of the girls I went to school with who were outside of my social circle (we were the nerds/outcasts) spoke like that. It got worse when you put them online, the proto social media sites we used was filled with chicks two-facedly complimenting each other while also backstabbing others within the blink of an eye.
Elder millennials and zoomers might do it even more but it's definitely not isolated to just zoomers. You'll see the same type of behaviour from instagram thots and cows like the Empathic Nutritionist, even though women like her are very far from what Anisa Jomha cares about
I'm not a psychologist or anthropologist but I'm sure there's an explanation for this behaviour.

Sarcastic/ironic remarks, backhanded compliments and overly sweet "UwU" speech patterns are normal for a large majority of (western?) women.
 
Nigga if I was Ian and saw how much a fish tank made I think I’d kill my self and let another timeline take a crack at it. Unbelievably buck broken.
If there's ever going to be a fishtank 2 they should invite Ian on. Whatever happens to him there will be better than staying alone with the succubus. Might give the dude some perspective if getting screamed at by Sam Hyde through the walls is a vacation.
 
If there's ever going to be a fishtank 2 they should invite Ian on. Whatever happens to him there will be better than staying alone with the succubus. Might give the dude some perspective if getting screamed at by Sam Hyde through the walls is a vacation.
They should bring Anisa on as a freeloader and an endurance test for the rest of the fish. The challenge could be whoever stays in the room with her the longest without attempting suicide.
 
They should bring Anisa on as a freeloader and an endurance test for the rest of the fish. The challenge could be whoever stays in the room with her the longest without attempting suicide.
Last one standing wins. But Anisa needs to talk without any interruption, explain her tattoos and how much of a #girlboss she is.
If there's ever going to be a fishtank 2 they should invite Ian on. Whatever happens to him there will be better than staying alone with the succubus. Might give the dude some perspective if getting screamed at by Sam Hyde through the walls is a vacation.
After all those videos crying about getting bullied online by the Candy Man I don't think Sam has any plans of inviting him, especially after the Froggy Fresh drama.

And Anisa "The handler" Jomha won't let him get close to the Hyde. Ian already sold his soul to an audience that will 100% shit on him if he tries to befriend Sam, besides that he also went on a PR tour with all these demons from California to clean up his public image and to lend Anisa her monthly 50 minutes of fame.
 
He just changed his viewerbase out, he's still the same immature man-child he always was. He just doesn't "punch down" anymore.
What a pathetic existence.
He absolutely does "punch down". He punches down at his old fanbase, MDE fans, and youtubers like Brandon Buckingham and Rusty Cage (who get more views than Ian does). He punches down at Joeyy whose music gets more listens than Ian's channel ever got views at the highest point of its popularity. All of these are people that the breadtuber circle that Ian's shrieking harpy is trying to worm her way into have designated as White Supremacists, Nazis, and other untermenschen not deserving of human rights due to being Sam and/or Sam-affiliated and/or not liking

Lefties only care about "punching down" when a Gay/Black/Trans living a comfortable existence gets criticized, or when it happens to them. They couldn't give half a flying you-know-what when a guy who used to have a large platform trashes the ordinary people who used to religiously watch and support and even donate to him- they view that as righteous and justified. Ian is just too sad and pathetic (and clearly a puppet) to pull off the better-than-you act that Hasan, Vaush and co. do.
 
Plot twist: Ian realizes his wife is an abusive cunt, gets his balls back one last time and divorces her while proving spousal abuse and only only loses 35% of his life earnings and slowly remembers how to human once more to become an ok youtube content creator who can actually function despite being tainted by cringe.

Somewhere down the road he discovers he was always gay and accepts Keemstars hand in marriage.
 
Last one standing wins. But Anisa needs to talk without any interruption, explain her tattoos and how much of a #girlboss she is.

Every fish and freeloader will have to gather once a day to watch her record a new tiktok in the living room.
These are for sure, without a doubt, the cruelest things that can be inflicted on the fish. Mr. Goldstriker himself probably wishes he could conjure up such punishments. Half the fish would instantly quit unless the prize is like 10 fishbucks.

They should do a "copy Anisa's tiktoks" challenge and see how long it takes for them to snap from watching her on repeat. And I know, Sam said he wouldn't make fun of Anisa and idubbbz anymore...but Jet didn't...right?
 
So the premise of this great rebrand is two social autists who don't like each other and who are so deeply insecure they malfunction on contact with other people bragging about how they just manage to make it through the day through the power of their gastrointestinal disorders. I'll give them credit, it takes ability to make ordering curry at a food mall look as awkward and uncomfortable as possible.

They should do a "copy Anisa's tiktoks" challenge and see how long it takes for them to snap from watching her on repeat. And I know, Sam said he wouldn't make fun of Anisa and idubbbz anymore...but Jet didn't...right?
Better to let their narcissistic paranoia go completely unrewarded. Hyde is clearly making a killing doing all the autistic shenanigans iDubbbz once would have had no problem doing in his place, and I think it's funnier if he just goes on and never mentions these two idiots again.

Checked socials to see iDubbbz looking more like a bog troll than ever before:
(L / A)
Lol, Anisa looking casually to the side of the camera even though the reflection behind her shows her awkwardly holding it.
 
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