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Everyday Married Ham - the musings of a near death fat fuck.
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"Hey chatGPT, what's a nice way of saying I'm a 500 lb. Canadian woman who became Muslim for brown dick?"View attachment 5393001
"Plus sized wife life as a Canadian Muslim revert!"
I'm sorry, but reading this description has never made me laugh harder in my life.
I imagine her staying up all night trying to come up for the tagline of her new channel, and this is it.
Translation: "I'm a morbidly obese white woman with a weird fetish for Arab/Muslim men."
I mean, it went well for her when she literally said it during the Cuba rage, and she's trying to pull in those views again..."I'm going to manipulate the FUCK out of you and you're going to eait it up!!"
This will go well for her. Great business move Chins.
Is she returning to Kuwait or is she flying somewhere else? Why is she being so vague?
I am hoping she is going to turn up back in Canada with some feeble excuse as to why, can you imagine Smees face when her cutie waddles and huffs her way out of the arrivals hall, having gained over 100lbs since she left for Kuweight and demands to know when supper will be ready. !!Is she returning to Kuwait or is she flying somewhere else? Why is she being so vague?
I don't know much about the mukbang people of youtube.I thought this was a joke photoshop, not her real, new banner on her main channel, and profile pic.
It looks pornographic, and like she’s taunting both YouTube to demonetise her for her eating disorder, and people to speculate that she has feeders.
Before either rumours starts, it’s just that she’s stupid and she thinks it’s a cool image, that’s why she’s using it, no greater motive than that, but Monty & Breezy & co will spin three hours of talking points about it anyway.
It could be but why put "Current view"? It leads us to believe that she is flying. Of course, we are talking about Chantal here. Regardless, we will know soon enough.I thought this was a joke photoshop, not her real, new banner on her main channel, and profile pic.
It looks pornographic, and like she’s taunting both YouTube to demonetise her for her eating disorder, and people to speculate that she has feeders.
I don't think I am especially unusual in this.Out of curiosity...why do you have THREE inactive subscriptions? She's easy enough to watch without subscribing and there are plenty of reaction channels to watch her through. (Unless you're talking about YT subscriptions in general. It's hard to tell by the way you worded it.)
Current view it mean her "current view" on Instagram, that picture is a montage.It could be but why put "Current view"? It leads us to believe that she is flying. Of course, we are talking about Chantal here. Regardless, we will know soon enough.
There's also a channel where this cute, young American (?) woman married some filthy rich oil magnate in Dubai or some shit, and her videos are basically "wake up in a literal palace, have people do my hair and makeup, get a massage and a mani/pedi, husband takes me shopping, we go out to pricy restaurants to eat and then I blow him before bed so he'll take care of me forever." Only this chick looks like your standard influencer Insta thot and her husband is both rich and smart. The only annoying thing about that channel is that she complains about how hard it is keeping herself picture perfect and flawless at all times for her husband.Chantal's latest rebranddelusionattempt: tell her totally unique story as revert woman named Mariam.
Amazing idea! You won't find anything like this on YouTube, what a precious, groundbreaking testimony.
Welcome back. Glad you found your way back because I’m sure many of us missed your commentary.Confession- I watch The Amazing Race and the location the first two episodes? Thailand! And I learned more from their short blurbs on some sights and areas than I have from Chantal after she’s been there a month.
It’s her backup channel in case her main channel falls foul of the new TOS. People claim to be reporting both her and Amber every time they post eating videos because they’ve claimed EDs.Who exactly is this content for, because her main channel is already dead.
I wouldn’t. I don’t believe Chantal has a subs outside of the fatarse viewing community. Whatever she does isn’t going to change her audience, all of whom would be well aware of the existence of FFG already.I expect FFG to see a jump in subs, IF Chantal goes through with this.
Hopefully the bank account Adsense is due to pay into is also in Kuwait. Then Chinny can learn all about US taxes.BTW the channel's location is in Kuwait.
I wondered that as well, and given she couldn’t recall when she worked there herself (she said after that it couldn’t have been 2015 which would have been after she moved in with BiBi) I figured it probably didn’t last long, and was likely the call centre she worked in."When I worked at the Red Cross in Cornwall in like.....2015....I used to walk across the street to get this Thai shrimp dish like everyday." (And she demanded they add extra basil).
It will be interesting to see if this channel tops out at under 10k subs, just like every other extra account, or orbiter account that she’s platformed. While FFG has three YouTube accounts, her money is really coming from her original channel and her twitch channel. If Chantal wants a back up, she needs it to be on a different platform. The couples ASMR Relax driving channel did so well after all /sarcasm.And bonus upside she now has a Kuwaiti registered YT account with 1.2k subs to try and grow.
Pays to remember that for many people with multiple blocked subs to the fatties, the accounts are so old they might not remember the names and passwords to be able to unsubscribe.BUT even though 3 accounts might not mean much at this point, don't help her get to that coveted 100K, eh?