2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

If I could I’d use this opportunity to nuke Saudi Arabia and Iran because everyone would blame Israel for it. Then I’d wash my hands of the whole region and sit back and watch the fireworks as people process wtf just happened. It’d simultaneously diminish the influence of the entire region over American politics as two of the major poles are wiped out and the third is alienated entirely and caught in a war with the remaining Arab powers.

In the short term it’d cause economic hardship but it’d force us to become energy independent. Plus it’s an opportunity to out jew the jews. No one will believe them.
Really living up to your username there lol
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Gotcha, will try to do better next time. Phone controls are wonky and I am also somewhat retarded when it comes to posting on Farms.

On mobile before you post you should be able to tap "insert" on the attachment previews, you can select thumbnails and delete the bigger pictures. It'll still save the images but it'll be at a lower size and should reduce the need for loading the page
 
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The paragliders will be to IDF's military reputation as buck breaking was to the BBC spam on pol.
Memes aside that is what I have learned from the 3 dozen autistic military telegram channels I'm in:

  • US bought a fuck ton of artillery shells from Israel when they ran out of shit to give, so Hamas knew they were short on ammo to strike back.
  • Hezbollah via Egypt has warned that they will attack if Gaza is attacked from the ground, Israel will have to deal with a massive Gaza war and a Lebanon war without ammo stocks and with the US stretched thin
  • Netanyahu is fucked pretty hard after this, I expect secular Israelis to be pissed this Orthodox loving govemrent kept pissing Muslims off until they raided their homes and took their families to Gaza and blew out their second largest powerplant.
  • IDF is claiming that a war on Gaza will take hundreds of thousands of new recruits, Netanyahu promised in a Hebrew speech that Gaza will be razed to the ground in revenge.
  • High tech gear like tanks, missile batteries and monitoring devices in a border, proven to be useless if you overran them with cheap shit like Aliexpress drones and rubber boats and paragliders, a half a million dollar a pop iron dome missile (probably is even more expensive, too lazy to Google rn) spent on a 1000$ Hamas backyard rocket is not a good attrition strategy.
  • Saudi Arabia has condemned Israel for provoking this, another massive defeat in the American foreign policy, America lost the biggest player to the middle east to a fat fuck journalist, I expect the same over India.
  • I don't think the US will support a Israeli attack on Iran at this time since they are without money or weapons to give them.
  • Israel will have probably a week of war in Gaza to say "mission accomplished!" Until the UN and the West demands a ceasefire.
 
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Some people say Israel is bad
Some people say Palestine is on the wrong

But we all can accept indians are the worse
Cringe cartoon
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Make situations outside about yours. Main character complex?
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WE WUZ BRUDAS AND SHIEET MAN

Now i do agree this kind of derails the thread but if you want a good laugh just go to twitter and search Israel-India.
 

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Some people say Israel is bad
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But we all can accept indians are the worse
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WE WUZ BRUDAS AND SHIEET MAN

Now i do agree this kind of derails the thread but if you want a good laugh just go to twitter and search Israel-India.
Do it India, do it so I can make Shit hitting the fan jokes...or is it rotors? Guess that'll depend on if the Taliban actually joins.
 
I think countries like Saudi Arabia see more money in getting along with Israel and view the Palestinians as irrelevant. Iran probably has supported Hamas with this, but I imagine it's because Iran is run by a bunch of retards that don't this shit through about how it'll just embolden Israel to bomb their shit (especially since Israel is getting along with a lot of its neighbors these days).
Here's the interesting thing about Iran - it's not actually a unitary government.

While you have the elected civilian government that's nominally in control, you also have the clergy that took power with Khomeini and succeeded him following his death, and under them you have the Iranian Revolution Guards Crops. which in theory is subordinate to the clergy as the protectors of the Isliamic State but in practice has pretty much become an entity unto itself and with its own agenda in the past several decades. It's the IRGC that's been behind the funding of most of the Iranian-backed terrorism in the MidEast and abroad.

This is why negotiating with Iran over everything from peace to nukes has been so difficult and in many regards a complete fools errand, because making an agreement with one part of the power structure in Iran (usually the civilian government) makes no guarantee that any of the other members of the power structure will stick to the agreement themselves.
 
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We have great future content for Call of Duty now in 10 years, let them fight.
With how pozzed the franchise is now, I doubt it. They literally had a not-ukraine conflict in 2019 with the reboot and failed to capitalize on it when the war started, instead the sequel focused on mexican cartels and iran of all things.

Another one. This is getting to be impressive for a militia with no real access to modern guided artillery. These people shouldn't be exposed enough to be shot dead in practically any situation considering it's a professional army that doesn't need a figure of leadership around to ensure cohesion.

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reminder, these are 80 IQ militants, taking out your seasoned leaders, most likely veterans. how are you going to spin this, zionists, especially when your next course of action is to bomb innocent civilians to hell and back?

Fresh photos of Israeli army prisoners of war posted by Hamas. Note Japanese humanitarian aid bags the big guy is lying on.
Also, are there that many asians in Israeli army or did Hamas just capture some random construction workers from Thailand or something?
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Now this is bad optics. Jews and Muslims throwing stones and bombs at one another is fine, but I hope they keep foreigners out of this.
 
"Israeli settler takes selfies while getting captured."

Westerners/Israelis so desensitized to war this woman is taking selfies while being captured and likey being taken to a tortured and agonizing death. Dark stuff.
 
"It being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine..."
You already failed on that front, and the Balfour Declaration might as well be used as toilet paper.
The one that you weaseled your way into getting handed by the British, by collectively betraying your German host nation that had welcomed you with open arms for centuries up until that point.
I wonder why they began to resent you, but that's a different story entirely.

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I hope you're able to dig your missing relatives out from underneath the rubble. God bless.
Muslims and Christians have full civil and religious rights (and sometimes even more due to the government auto-correcting). It's the Palestinians that have their rights reduced because they have chimped out for multiple decades without trying to make peace. Also holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you with that last sentence.
And Jews did everything in their power to ethnically cleanse the Arabs and settle everything they had, so they can have their Great Israel.
A UN peacekeeping mission should land and literally fuck up anyone that refuses the mandate.
If both of you cannot abstain from chimping out, the civilized peoples of the planet will band together and pacify you.
Mmmmm, that's be so awesome to see
If Jews actually ethnically cleansed the area then we wouldn't have all that trouble. A fuckton of issues in the middle east were caused by anglos/french making arbitrary borders and then fucking off without fixing anything.
Fresh photos of Israeli army prisoners of war posted by Hamas. Note Japanese humanitarian aid bags the big guy is lying on.
Also, are there that many asians in Israeli army or did Hamas just capture some random construction workers from Thailand or something?
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Why the fuck would you kidnap Asian workers? If they are Chinese then you just caused even China to want to murder you for the indignity.
 
This "war" (which will probably be reclassified as a large scale raid depending on if anyone wants to politicize the issue further) probably won't last long, in any case. Hamas made some good gains and took good territory but it might just not be enough to justify calling for more help and throwing all your resources at it.

Considering the huge amount of hostages taken, the best way forward might be to just retreat back into Palestine and tell the Israelis if they don't watch their step they all die. The raid has probably served its ultimate purpose, that being to send the very clear message that nobody is safe anywhere near Gaza and the Israeli Army isn't nearly as tough, well trained or unbeatable as the world would have you believe, while the capabilities of Hamas were far, far too underestimated. I would be genuinely very surprised if Israel started a war with Iran over this like they've been hinting at, it would be really fucking stupid considering how poorly their army is doing against what barely amounts to a militia.

Plus, the world is probably too distracted with Ukraine for it to be a good idea to start another "we just HAVE to waste billions on this" war (good luck getting any artillery shells in current year +7).
Yep Hamas blew their load with this one for a long time.

They're just spraying rockets at this point and trying to overwhelm Iron Dome (and successfully doing so in certain areas)
Our conscription system for the miliary has progressively gotten worse for the last 20 years, our basic infantry unit is notorious for heavy drug usage, a lot of alcohol and very low proficiency and expertise in tactics and ability much of this problem arises from the fact that Israel has mandatory conscription and our best and brightest usually done go to stuff like Hagn"a(Iron dome basically) or basic infantry units for a while now, but the iron dome only stops around 90% of rocket artillery btw.

A lot of stuff are currently ongoing in Israel politically, There's the judicial reform in which like many of here said has 2 camps that are divided in the country which caused a lot of pilots (Lsraels most prestigious army position is being a pilot especially a fighter pilot its easily the hardest and most coveted place to get into in Israel) and other reserves to stop going to reserve duty, this has been causing a bit of debate in the last ~3 months or so about our military readiness and there has been a lot of speculation about being vulnerable to attacks from Lebanon and hamas
I've heard that certain units are just comprised of fuck ups and lazy incompetents. This True? It would explain the border posts getting overrun.

Also, yes the IDF pilots are probably the most liberal of the entire military and would be the type to screw over the country to piss off Netanyahu.
 
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