Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Hitlerswag420]

More AI. I can't wait until these things know who "Joe Cumia" and "Patrick Tomlinson" are.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

He's excited about war, he loves it!

I knew he'd say something stupid but I'm disappointed that it's so generic. "Durr other tribe make bad juju happen" where the fuck are my instructions on what kind of kids toy will disable the Iron Dome, tell me how to shoot down a paraglider with a tennis ball cannon, anything, WE NEED ORDERS, GENERAL

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

Looking back at his recent xeet history, Patrick has been shrieking at Honeybadger, Boomia, and the Kyle Tomlinson account for the past 4 hours. I don't know where he finds the time and energy.

Neggarwurst is very calorie-dense I'm told.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I don't appreciate your attempt to mock him or his personal life.
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God, that's exactly what I would say if I was some kind of host doing my best to both remain professional and not laugh

Sorry fellas, I've been derelict from Pat-posting duty.

Same, I've been pushing 70 hours a week and haven't been able to keep up with my favorite people on the planet. I had to rush through the highlights and see if General Fatton had made his return this morning with the attack on Israel but I guess he doesn't love jews enough to give them lifesaving, tide-turning tips and tricks

 

[RussianParasite]

Patiently waiting for foreign policy Pat to weigh in.

I have a feeling he will get some serious egg on his face once people start talking about and posting the videos of Hamas killing/torturing civilians to his Twitter account.

It will all be Trump’s fault, of course.

 

[grapeshark77]

Already starting with conspiracy theories, great stuff Pat! He's definitely gone down the Blue-Anon rabbit hole in the past few months, mostly because those are the few accounts that still follow him.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I have a feeling he will get some serious egg on his face once people start talking about and posting the videos of Hamas killing/torturing civilians to his Twitter account.

It will all be Trump’s fault, of course.

Putin and Elon too. Patty is nothing if not consistent.

ETA: Ninja’d by @grapeshark77

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick Sean Tomlinson is a modern day Tarrare.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Already starting with conspiracy theories, great stuff Pat! He's definitely gone down the Blue-Anon rabbit hole in the past few months, mostly because those are the few accounts that still follow him.

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I was expecting retarded Piggy takes over Israel vs Hamas, but RUSSIA DID IT, and FASCIST LEADERS ARE TO BLAME are actually above my expectations.
This man should not be allowed to drive a car, he is obviously too retarded.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Already starting with conspiracy theories, great stuff Pat! He's definitely gone down the Blue-Anon rabbit hole in the past few months, mostly because those are the few accounts that still follow him.

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He's actually fucking delusional. Something happened somewhere? Must be Putin! Couldn't possibly just be one more continuation of something that's been going on for decades.

 

[RussianParasite]

He's actually fucking delusional. Something happened somewhere? Must be Putin! Couldn't possibly just be one more continuation of something that's been going on for decades.

Pat is so unbelievably retarded I am almost speechless. Israel has shied away from condemning the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and generally their relationship is alright. Why the fuck would Putin want another enemy? If this bumbling moron bothered to read anything about the attacks he would find out that they were designed to coincide with the start of the Yom Kippur war back in the 70s.

He is breathtakingly stupid.

 

[Rent Tin]

Here comes General Fatton, my least favorite Pat identity. Hopefully we get another tweet along the likes of throwing balloons at tanks though. If he's delusional enough to think that replying to literally everyone who ever messages him will do anything to help his case, he's certainly delusional enough to believe that Putin is behind literally every event, ever.

 

[BrazilianDog]

The prospect of being of being some random civilian, who sleep walks into a first degree childening. We live in a cold world, stalker children. A cold world in which war - war never changes.

 

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

 

[HarblMcDavid]

This is what peak cowboy masculinity looks like, child. Sorry you're too stupid to get it.

1 gallon of cowboy (being generous), 149 gallons of fat, and a minimum of a 100-gallon hat to contain that head.

I really fucking hate this guy

Fixed

 

[Incel Death Note]

Already starting with conspiracy theories, great stuff Pat! He's definitely gone down the Blue-Anon rabbit hole in the past few months, mostly because those are the few accounts that still follow him.

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General Fatton is in fine form today. He's cracked the case. Putin staged this invasion it to help Netanyahu distract from his corruption. Little did he know he'd be under the discerning eye of Titty Ricky, tactical genius.

 

[John_Smith]

What was the catch phrase from that one South Park Episode, The Simpsons did it The Russians did it. Because the Russians are so competent.

As always, Piggy once again surprises us all with his bottomless stupidity.

Those AI generated pigs are PFG. However, they need to be uglier. And fatter. Much fatter.

Oh, and welcome back to the .net site. The Phoenix has got nothing on the Kiwi

 

[thebigdream]

Already starting with conspiracy theories, great stuff Pat! He's definitely gone down the Blue-Anon rabbit hole in the past few months, mostly because those are the few accounts that still follow him.

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Nothing says low-IQ like whinging about something happening on the same date as something else. Like that's a factor at all in the planning of an offensive, the fucking birthday of a vaguely relevant person to the conflict.

Did you know that on 7 October, 1944 there was also an uprising at the Birkenau concentration camp? The heckin Palestinians definitely chose this date to tarnish the memory of those Jews! It's also National Frappe Day, maybe they crossed into Israel to raid Starbucks?

It's like their inferior little brain is pleased to have drawn a pattern and stops right before the critical thinking stage.

 

[grapeshark77]

Fighting the DDOS to preserve this General Fatton take from the China expert

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Sorry to interrupt the fun General Fatrick and bad political takes of Fatrick but I was passing through Chicago and decided to visit Milwaukee to see Fatrick's neighborhood and bar along with the rest of Milwaukee so I decided to give some notes of what I saw.

So I went on early Saturday afternoon to try and explore the area since it was cold out today but sunny so people would be out and about. And there was a bunch of stuff going on around town. Downtown had a bunch of events going on with people walking about. Driving down the lakefront had people moving around without any events really going on. The Lower East Side (just south of Fatrick) and the Upper East Side (where fatrick lives) had a lot of people moving around and having fun. Even going north to the University of Milwaukee, there were people moving about the day. Why do I bring this up? Because driving through Fatrick's street and by his house and his neighbors for a few blocks saw literally no activity. In fact, there was no difference between the housing, activity, and perceived value of houses on both sides of the river. Whatever Fatrick payed for it, he over payed. The neighborhood looks lower middle class, like a step below working class. The only people who should be owning these houses are people who are renting it out to college students and those who just left school and wanted to live close to their school until they make enough money to move somewhere decent. Him living there and with his lolsuits that keep failing, its most likely he will never be able to move out of that shitty neighborhood.

I also managed to check out his favorite bar, which looks completely out of place. The surrounding area looks like its completely set up for fun places that people from the surrounding neighborhoods could walk to and go have fun. Yet there's one dump that is completely misplaced next to a cool little pizza place. And its the place Fatrick decides to plant his fat ass and tweet constantly. There was even an attempt to make an outdoor patio that could be used in the winter and it looked completely run down. It should definitely be replaced with something cooler and is in a prime location to serve people who don't serve black people in the form of pepperoni.

Don't know what else to add here but I can answer any questions about what I saw driving through Milwaukee near Fatrick for about an hour