Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
Great points, and unknowable to us. I still think the courts would find a way to fuck Nick while keeping the family fed and housed, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a mean streak in there, especially from Nick.
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Exactly. It's worth noting that he recently - I can probably find it, it's the Costner stream - and correctly stated that money made prior to marriage and kept separate (separate accounts are essential which he seemed to know A LOT about) is generally excluded from the marital property. My ears perked up. Why? This can also be the case with trust funds depending on when it was established.

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All that said, she would likely have a claim to approx 50% of his normal earnings - Superchats, Rumble contract, etc.
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The rescheduled MATI stream on Friday was so good. I thought it would be a great start for the weekend until I checked to see who the guests are on Rekieta's stream tonight. I'm really disappointed to see Sean continuing to appear in Nick's streams, especially when he is named in Monty's lolsuit as a potential witness. I would think after learning Nick coming out as a p3do defender, most people who care about their brand would stay the fuck away from him. Really sad right now.
Sean is appearing so we can all see the contrast between them
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The only way this could be better is if Sean was done up as the Koolaid man. Someone commented on stream in the last week or two that Sean (then dressed in a red shirt, maybe the Null stream?), the Sean looked like the Koolaid man.

Still, top shelf kek, more top shelf than the bottle up Balldoman's butt.
 
Fuckin' Sean and his temerity in asking for proof of something in an amusing fashion. What a middle schooler! He should act more erudite like Rekieta always does. NIGGGGGAH! :story:

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I'm really disappointed to see Sean continuing to appear in Nick's streams, especially when he is named in Monty's lolsuit as a potential witness. I would think after learning Nick coming out as a p3do defender, most people who care about their brand would stay the fuck away from him. Really sad right now.
I think Sean is fine as long as he doesn't talk about it or get browbeaten into talking about it. The guy seems like he has his shit together. Compared to Nick, who is STILL doubling down on the Monty shit.

I understand your sentiment, but I don't really think any less of him for being on Nick's streams. In fact, there's an argument to be made that he shouldn't look anything like the aggressor here. Let nature take it's course, and watch Nick and his idiot capos continue to burn everything down. Just like Ralph does. Before long, all that there will be to walk away from is a smoking crater and few crying fanboys. No muss, no fuss.

Also, apropos of nothing, but I listened to my first full Sean stream in the background on Thursday night, and it was pretty entertaining. A lot like old Nick streams. One of the things that jumped out at me is that Sean doesn't seem afraid to be critical of the police in use of force incidents. That's been something that's kept me away from watching Branca. His commentary on the Arkansas pit maneuver fuckup was interesting and refreshing.

Since he reads the Farms, I just wanted to share my compliment here.

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Someone commented on stream in the last week or two that Sean (then dressed in a red shirt, maybe the Null stream?), the Sean looked like the Koolaid man.
Is he gonna burst through the wall of CGoody's hovel with his balls hanging out and exclaim "OH YEAH!"?

I'd pay good money to watch that.
 
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I think Sean is fine as long as he doesn't talk about it or get browbeaten into talking about it. The guy seems like he has his shit together. Compared to Nick, who is STILL doubling down on the Monty shit.
Isn't Sean from Toledo, Ohio? I'm sure he has seen some shit there and has his faculties in order to not behave like a total lunatic online and offline.
 
Is he gonna burst through the wall of CGoody's hovel with his balls hanging out and exclaim "OH YEAH!"?

I'd pay good money to watch that.
While I laughed at the idea, I'm think I'm good never seeing Sean's balls. Or anyone from Lawtube's nethers. Rekieta's ass is already too much.
 
The Drexel OP is essentially done and currently in the prospering grounds. It could have been longer, but the basics are there.

I would like to take the time to thank those who provided support by either contacting me or replying to my requests for assistance, and also provide them with a gift that they can save as a memento. Posting them here made sense because they reference things that happened in this thread and they should be proud of the work they've done.

Keep in mind that I only claimed to be thankful, and not a poet.

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Where is my E-validation for finding out a good chunk of that dirt's starting points to begin with REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

In all seriousness it looks quite comprehensive and a good job. I expect it to remain on this retarded website until Null is murdered by trannies after they force him to delete the website.
I still can't say which airline Drex works for, but it easily could be SouthWest. I only speculate it is delta based on how big they are versus the other airlines at that airport.
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It doesn't really matter that much in the grand scheme of things with standby and zed fare. If he works for WN then he can just hop onto a flight to a hub and hit anyplace they fly for free.
 
Damn you beat me to it. I would say I don't get his obsession with the OF thing, but I honestly think it is a massive cope about not being able to be a massive whore in his "prime" and it be acceptable.
Why on Earth would you think that?
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Exactly. It's worth noting that he recently - I can probably find it, it's the Costner stream - and correctly stated that money made prior to marriage and kept separate (separate accounts are essential which he seemed to know A LOT about) is generally excluded from the marital property. My ears perked up. Why? This can also be the case with trust funds depending on when it was established.

All that said, she would likely have a claim to approx 50% of his normal earnings - Superchats, Rumble contract, etc.
Yes. Nick made quite a bit since starting his YouTube. But he's been spending it like crazy. And there's signs that he is having to tighten his belt a bit, since he's made noises that the spending on the Monty lawsuit (which he's also dumped way more then was ever needed) has lead to him putting the Locals 5k gift on hold, and the planned expansion to the house seems to be on a holding pattern as well.

Pfffffff!. Have you been reading this thread, bro? Nick can't show any consistency on anything. For him, moral values are entirely flexible and meant to serve his own interests (which means they're not moral values). As long as CGoody sucks his dick, Nick ain't gonna say shit. The only true crime, in Nick's eyes, is criticizing his stupid ass. If push ever comes to shove, and Nick and Sean ever had a falling out, I'm sure Nick will simply take CGoody's word that evil traitorous Sean simped for LegalBytes. Hell, he's so fucking wasted these days, he might not even be able to recall what happened with LegalBytes (or Faran, for that matter) and he'd have to do so out of necessity.
Oh, I know.
 
Where is my E-validation for finding out a good chunk of that dirt's starting points to begin with REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yeah, you did find a lot of good shit. Way more than I. My main contribution was advising @Not Who You Think on some of the formatting and archiving procedure.

More related to Nick, I also shared your post here about Nick's Locals desperately trying to dig up dirt on Monty. I felt bad that it was just gonna otherwise languish in Monty's thread.

Monty's thread is a trip, BTW. It doesn't seem to get much traffic. The most recent Monty news is that Monty was very briefly shown on an episode of Philip DeFranco as an example of a conspiracy theorist. Rather than make fun of Monty, everybody seemed to point out that DeFranco is a brownnosing glownigger. :story:
 
Monty's thread is a trip, BTW. It doesn't seem to get much traffic. The most recent Monty news is that Monty was very briefly shown on an episode of Philip DeFranco as an example of a conspiracy theorist. Rather than make fun of Monty, everybody seemed to point out that DeFranco is a brownnosing glownigger.
Imagine being so utterly retarded that you inadvertently turn someone like Montagraph into an inadvertent hero to the point people are rooting for Monty against you.

Good jerb Nick.
 
Imagine being so utterly retarded that you inadvertently turn someone like Montagraph into an inadvertent hero to the point people are rooting for Monty against you.

Good jerb Nick.
What's interesting is that Null's analysis of Monty kinda predicted what ended up happening here. He made clear early-on in the OP that a lot of the rumors out there about Monty are likely bullshit spread by trolls. Monty's two major issues are he's litigious and a weirdo. Unfortunately for Nick, he might have bought hook line and sinker what the trolls were saying, and Monty is indeed litigious.

I would have thought the Jimwalkers would be crawling all over the damn thing, but even they seem disinclined.

Some things that I've been mulling over in the back of my head throughout:
  • Given that Nick claims that most of his shit concerning Montagraph came from Metokur, how is cancerman gonna take it if Nick loses?
  • If Nick copes by claiming Jim gave him bad info, how much of that excuse should we believe?
  • Is that even really a good excuse? (Legally, it's my understanding, one is still on the hook even if they just repeat defamatory info).
  • Or, is it more likely Jim just told him some funny stuff, but Nick got angry and stupid and came up with the child molestation accusation on his own?
 
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Oh, it's getting spicy now!

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Lame backpedaling. I guess he's not gonna show receipts. Not that I expected him to. Now he's just saying that Sean didn't criticize LB enough for his liking.

The whole LB thing was pretty extensively documented in this thread back when Rekieta was still liked on the Farms, and I don't recall anybody saying a bad thing about Sean. I'm sure if Sean were defending LB, somebody like @5t3n0g0ph3r would have documented it.

Present thy chin so that Sean may rest his mighty balls upon it, CGoody.

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Much like Rekieta, I'm sure he's not mad and/or he doesn't care though.

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Careful. Last time Rekieta said "sue me," it turned into an ongoing clusterfuck.
 
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I can’t keep up with this thread anymore but since the recent stream of Nick genuinely coming across as a racist when talking to/about Eric July I’m reminded of an initial red flag from him before the real downfall. He mentioned he couldn’t watch porn from those companies featuring black men because he thought it was fetishising them. Because yes Nick, it’s definitely the black man being fetishised and not the white woman get fucked in the mouth, vagina, and asshole. Nick is a spiritual homosexual.
 
I kind of agree that sperging at people in chat is gay.
"Hey guy in chat. I'll fuck yer mum! So take that!"
I don't really think that's a big "own" lmao. It's just as cringe when Sean does it as when Nick does it. Even if Sean is much less flamboyant when he does it.
 
Where is my E-validation for finding out a good chunk of that dirt's starting points to begin with REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pardon my negligence, as you have indeed been most helpful!

Here are two to choose from since your profile is animated:

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I can't do this for everyone who has posted information, but I can do this much. Plus it's fun... though now I'm concerned I may actually be a poet of sorts.

Also, your contributions are now formally recognized in the OP.
 
I kind of agree that sperging at people in chat is gay.
"Hey guy in chat. I'll fuck yer mum! So take that!"
I don't really think that's a big "own" lmao. It's just as cringe when Sean does it as when Nick does it. Even if Sean is much less flamboyant when he does it.
I mean, you could make that argument, but CGoody has a bad case of finger diarrhea and is lying in a manner designed to turn Rekieta's braindead audience against Sean (for the dumbest reason too), so I'm inclined to give Sean a pass here. Would it have been more acceptable if he were more polite about it? Should he not be permitted to confront Cory on his lying?

Besides, regardless of what I, you, or anyone thinks, shit is funny and worthy of documentation.
 
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