Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Anyone who wouldn't prefer a Corvette over any of this other bullshit is retarded.

 

[anionfarflung]

Anyone else remember him saying that he believes unironically that if you aren't a Christian, you shouldn't even be allowed to be legally married (yes, meaning if you're an atheist you can't be married)? Because I distinctly remember him saying that, even if I can't recall the exact stream.

Not exactly. He didn't say it should be illegal, but that he doesn't consider it to be a marriage in his eyes.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is white bread even a racial insult for black people? I always took it as calling someone boring and basic, which Nick is. He’s trying to act black when he’s most likely Polish-Irish.

 

[LiquidKid]

I hate to Nose guard, but that's a damn good point. I am right at that size and I have to change shoes if I want to drive a Jap car and not be sore after and American cars are at fully back seat positions. I imagine Euro cars are the same.

I drive a Camaro. It had a back seat. At 5’7”( I know, Manlet) my head nearly touches the ceiling of the car and I am too tall to sit in the back seat.

 

[Captain Manning]

I dunno if you guys saw the late MATI retry today, but for those you were disappointed that Null didn't mention or play the clip where Nick talks being a young nigger growing up in the hood on last MATI, he rectified that oversight today. Also included was the Xia and zipper lingerie cringe.

Null even repeated the joke about Nick knowing so many people in prison because Nick's stellar lawyering put them there.

I'm sure Elissa is hard at work clipping it now. Rumble and Odysee still seem to be processing the replay ATM.

(Also, offtopic, but the JF Gay Rapey segment near the end was fucking incredible).

 

[Not Who You Think]

@Shush Part 1 of the Drexel post is out in the prospering grounds.

Will be working on parts 2 and 3 pending uploads cooperating. Feel free to check it out in the meantime if you want.

EDIT: I will post here again when all three sections are finished.

 

[Bepis]

I dunno if you guys saw the late MATI retry today, but for those you were disappointed that Null didn't mention or play the clip where Nick talks being a young nigger growing up in the hood on last MATI, he rectified that oversight today. Also included was the Xia and zipper lingerie cringe.

Null even repeated the joke about Nick knowing so many people in prison because Nick's stellar lawyering put them there.

I'm sure Elissa is hard at work clipping it now. Rumble and Odysee still seem to be processing the replay ATM.

(Also, offtopic, but the JF Gay Rapey segment near the end was fucking incredible).

Watching the interviewer's soul leaving his body in real time as JFG kept talking was amazing, and then those two superchats I won't spoil came in. Pure kino.

 

[AnOminous]

"I totally can't do what I promised to do because, like, kids and stuff. I have to pick up my kid at 3 in the morning drunk off my ass becuase, well, you know, whatever."

I drive a Camaro. It had a back seat. At 5’7”( I know, Manlet) my head nearly touches the ceiling of the car and I am too tall to sit in the back seat.

It had best be a BITCHIN Camaro.

 

[Potatoherder]

This is the odd thing that I've been noticing lately. Nick goes on another stream and bring in superchats for other streamers...more than he brings superchats to himself? How did this come to be? I mean, yeah, locals...but is this what he wanted?

Nick has completely lost the ability to solo stream and is dependent on other people. I first really noticed this when he did the first pullup attempt during the Murdoch trial. Emily Baker provided insightful commentary whereas Nick sat silent most of the time and looked bored. It was only when you had someone on like Branca asking questions the chat was thinking did superchats increase.

He clearly hates streaming and wants to stop but hasn't figured out how to do so while still geting money. Locals was his way out but then that became too much work for him.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I hate to Nose guard, but that's a damn good point. I am right at that size and I have to change shoes if I want to drive a Jap car and not be sore after and American cars are at fully back seat positions. I imagine Euro cars are the same.

That used to be the case but not so much anymore. Even small Japanese cars like the ND Miata can fit people 6ft3in without much fuss according to the Miata forums.

 

[sum ting wong]

It keeps getting crazier!

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In the clip, at 1:30 Nick says "I know everyone in prison, they were in my elementary school. They had no future."

Then ~20 seconds later he tells his story about the cop "... This cop slapped his nightstick down on every fucking bus seat going forward. Being the most racist old white man, calling theses kids niggers and saying they had nothing but prison in there lives for the rest of their lives."

So basically what Nick's saying is that the cop was right?

 

[Boss Hawg]

There was also an odd story last night about how Nick allegedly talked to someone in Willmar and they told him that there was a local orgy group. This was apparently a long time ago, like a decade or something like that, but Nick was still wondering if it was intended that Nick was supposed to ask for an invite to the next orgy.


Yes, she apparently poured syrup all over herself because of the amount of money that was coming in. Didn't watch it all but my impression was that it was an ad hoc goal that was come up with on the spot because of the amount of money that was coming in due to the presence of Nick and his army of coomers.

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It looks like actual shit smeared on her. I thought it was some scat fetish thing. How far can Nick fall before Rock Bottom? Has Ralph transferred the Chrischan demon to Nick?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Why does a kid need to fucking picked up from anywhere that late?

I said this before, but Middle School to high school aged kids doing activities on weeknights can get back in late if they're out of town. Especially sports. I know at least one of the kids is in some nerd academic bullshit, my recollection is that those are usually on weekends, same thing generally with band / chorus/orchestra. At least the stuff that would be out of town.

AnOminous is likely right though, it's just an excuse. About the only thing Balldoman is good for these days, is driving.

Gosh, these kids are going to be so messed up.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Anyone who wouldn't prefer a Corvette over any of this other bullshit is retarded.

That depends entirely on what era. They only recently started putting engineering into them.

I’m also 6’ 2” and my favorite car I’ve ever had was a 2005 (E46 chassis) 325i. It handled amazingly and was an absolute beast in the snow. Very good traction control, felt like you were just rally racing instead of being an American style snow Karen system that cuts your throttle constantly

 

[Potatoherder]

This should be an amazing lineup, shame Nick is there to ruin it. Sean and Branca should do more streams together.

 

[No Scope]

I dunno if you guys saw the late MATI retry today, but for those you were disappointed that Null didn't mention or play the clip where Nick talks being a young nigger growing up in the hood on last MATI, he rectified that oversight today. Also included was the Xia and zipper lingerie cringe.

The rescheduled MATI stream on Friday was so good. I thought it would be a great start for the weekend until I checked to see who the guests are on Rekieta's stream tonight. I'm really disappointed to see Sean continuing to appear in Nick's streams, especially when he is named in Monty's lolsuit as a potential witness. I would think after learning Nick coming out as a p3do defender, most people who care about their brand would stay the fuck away from him. Really sad right now.

 

[Poop Shoot]

That used to be the case but not so much anymore. Even small Japanese cars like the ND Miata can fit people 6ft3in without much fuss according to the Miata forums.

Tall men in tiny miatas always looks silly.

Sorry to any tall Miata lovers out there, but the truth must be told.

 

[anionfarflung]

So basically what Nick's saying is that the cop was right?

Well, the cop was right.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Sean just called out CGoody.

Nick's obession with sex is making the show boring. There's also some literal who lawyer on who shouldn't be on.

 

[anionfarflung]

I think I hate CGoody more than anyone in this sector.