Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maraschino]

I think even at his Christian-est he never practiced the faith, going to church is not enough, talking the talk and verbalizing your faith is not enough; you have to walk the walk (I'm sure there's a verse about this, don't ask me which); he's never done that.

Anybody else remember all the shit Nick gave Ron Toye because Ron thought all he needed to do to be a good person by "dealing" with his obvious anger issues/psychopathy was to read books but not change anything about his behavior? Because I do

Look at that, Nick retroactively being worse than Ron, because Ron was delusional enough to believe his bullshit, whereas Nick knows what he's doing and still doesn't give a shit.

I wonder if Ron's "I was an asshole" understatement regarding his behavior towards his ex wife is also somehow relevant to Nick.

(I'm betting Nick is underselling how shitty he is to his wife)

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick was on Coomalot's stream with Xia last night starting at Timestamp 2:00:00.​

Maybe I'm moral fagging, but this kind of stream seems very disrespectful to his wife, even for a non Christian.
Maybe his "change in stance" about Only Fan Thots are just copium to justify this kind of behaviour.
I would be very embarrassed as a kid to know my dad would get shirtless drunk with bikini-thots on stream.
This is just an embarrassing degeneracy. I'm very regretful to had once supported this fraud.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Maybe I'm moral fagging, but this kind of stream seems very disrespectful to his wife, even for a non Christian.
Maybe his "change in stance" about Only Fan Thots are just copium to justify this kind of behaviour.
I would be very embarrassed as a kid to know my dad would get shirtless drunk with bikini-thots on stream.
This is just an embarrassing degeneracy. I'm very regretful to had once supported this fraud.

Nick's behaviour toward his audeince the the type of bloke who is great during the dating phase (if a bit of a loveable asshole spastic), but once he has that ring on the finger transmorgrifies into an ogre demanding drink and food service on his lounger in between the woman darning his socks.

As a contrast, look at how Count Dankula (a.k.a. Giant Penis on the platform formerly known as Twitter) treats his hobbit wife who is a lot more public. Wholesome overload.

 

[Maraschino]

Maybe I'm moral fagging, but this kind of stream seems very disrespectful to his wife, even for a non Christian.
Maybe his "change in stance" about Only Fan Thots are just copium to justify this kind of behaviour.

I think it lends credence to the theory that Nick's worst day which shortly preceded his massive change in behavior was because Kayla cheated or at least was tempted to. Because if she did cheat, his current behavior around other women is him getting back at her.

 

[Swole McPole]

More than likely he picked up general tips and strategies from Wells Fargo Premier Bankers and Wealth Advisors during water cooler talks.

I've got a kid who started out in banking -- selling their terrible financial products -- and now runs his own wealth management company. He laughed at the idea that there'd be any in-depth talk of any of this shit at a local bank branch. According to him, there are just two tiers at this level: the people on the counter, and the people shifting the financial product. These are generally just sales monkeys who wouldn't have much of a clue about anything but the specific products that bank offers. They do do a bit of ass-kissing of the people who work the counters, because they're trying to get them to refer them their leads, but they generally aren't qualified to discuss the kind of complex financial needs Rekieta's talking about here. Those people will invariably go to an independent financial advisor (in the UK at least.)

Rekieta's got enough money now that he's almost certainly got his own independent financial advisor. But he can't cough to that because he's only just been sperging on a stream about how he's not wealthy. I'm a lot less wealthy than Rekieta but I have a financial advisor. I had one before my own kid went into the game. Once you accrue a certain amount of wealth, it's insane not to have one. My guess is this is all stuff he's talked about with his own financial advisor in respect of his own financial planning.

Rekieta has never talked about having any financial qualifications, so my bet is that the Thrivent job he had was actually this one:

How much does an Brokerage Customer Service Representative, Unlicensed make at companies like THRIVENT in the United States?

The average salary for Brokerage Customer Service Representative, Unlicensed at companies like THRIVENT in the United States is $37,716 as of September 25, 2023, but the range typically falls between $33,427 and $42,006

This position is accountable for answering incoming phone calls and processing new account documents, maintenance requests, transfers and distributions. This includes analyzing and processing non-routine and/or complex new business and service transactions (including "not in good order" items). Position will also make outbound calls as required. Ensures service-related activities are performed quickly, accurately, cost-effectively and in compliance with internal service and state and federal regulatory standards. Provides support in the development of policies/procedures and quality assessments. This position focuses on using job or technical knowledge and skills to serve customers effectively. Willingly cooperates and works collaboratively to accomplish department objectives.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I guess I'll throw in my echo about what a massive disappointment and black pill Nick has been. I can't say I was ever a huge fan, but I appreciated him enough to subscribe and tune in to a few of his streams for white noise. Even if I never liked Drexel I could still enjoy streams like the Jack Murphy one (lmfao). What "did it" for me first (that I can remember) was the shitty interview with Rittenhouse where he kept trying to talk to this traumatized, babyfaced, barely 18 year old about hentai and tentacle shit. I don't think one or two crass jokes would have been way out of place but that was peak cringe. Thank God I never sent a single superchat.

It's hard to pass judgement on whatever Nick has truly believed throughout his life, but while I don't believe he was ever a genuinely faithful Christian in adulthood, I also don't believe his "I've always been a degenerate" claim. There's a very noticeable change.

 

[Chibitzen]

If I had an appointment of any kind, let alone a "work" appointment, and I overslept with my wife wide awake next to me doing fuck all I would be fucking PISSED. Why would Kayla not wake him up?

I wouldn't be pissed, but I'd be quite confused. I've woken up mysteriously at the divinely appointed time to stop my certain someone from oversleeping. It's like our clocks are connected.

Nick doesn't believe in God or the shame of facing one's consequences, so unsurprisingly he doesn't believe in the concept of time either. Who knows. Maybe when he has to face God's wrath, he'll be chased by a room of melting clocks and be forced to watch Elissa Clips for eternity.

 

[Sam Losco]

CGoody has retracted his earlier claim and apologized to Sean. His chin is now ostensibly safe from Sean's mighty judicial ballsack.

Sean's tits are "better" than LegalBytes? I believe that statement makes CGoody a giant fag and probably a feeder to boot.

He should have said Sean's tits are bigger than LegalBytes. That would have made it likely factual and non-gay.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta's got enough money now that he's almost certainly got his own independent financial advisor. But he can't cough to that because he's only just been sperging on a stream about how he's not wealthy.

Why does this dumb faggot think anyone believes his lies? Who are these even for? He thinks he can conspicuously squander enormous amounts of money on ridiculous purchases continually and still lie about not being wealthy.

I am not even offended that he's lying as much as he apparently thinks we're all absolute fucking morons.

 

[Poop Shoot]

If I had an appointment of any kind, let alone a "work" appointment, and I overslept with my wife wide awake next to me doing fuck all I would be fucking PISSED. Why would Kayla not wake him up?

Meh, I can understand why she didn’t want to wake up her husband who was sleeping off his last drunken night to go drink some more half naked with another woman on camera.

This is a Nick problem not a Kayla problem.

 

[Gorton Colu]

@Swole McPole xenforo won't let me directly reply.

I was very careful to say general strategies there, nothing in depth. It really depends on the people though. American banking industry premier bakers (title varies by bank) are concierge bankers at branches and their individual skills very much depend on their background. Your son is not wrong that many are just product salesmen, but some of them and actual wealth advisors (private bankers) are bank employed financial advisors that are often trust officers, risk management, asset management, and retirement planners. I can totally see a bank teller Nick interested in moving into more sofisticated financial servicing chatting up financial advisors at the branch about various wealth strategies.

However you're probably right that he actually learned more from his own advisor.

 

[AnOminous]

Meh, I can understand why she didn’t want to wake up her husband who was sleeping off his last drunken night to go drink some more half naked with another woman on camera.

Maybe he's the kind of faggot who instantly tard rages the moment you wake him up. I could see him being that kind of faggot.

 

[Geared Chris]

For a busy guy he sure gets around. At 3:45:37 out of the 5:10:00 stream, he makes an appearance on Flashcast last night and stayed until the end. It appears that Nick is still welcome on YellowFlash even after the 7 hour whining Eric July stream. If anyone cares to watch and summarize it, the link is below.

FlashCast: Are we close to WW3? Bungie gets sued! Netflix dominates Disney! Loki stinks!

I skimmed through Nick's portion at 2x. Typical Flashcast brainless banter.

EXCEPT THIS...
Nick claims there's video of him punching Riley. It's at 4:44:00-4:47:30 from Rumble (stream's been privated on YT). Nick punched him bc "Riley asked me to." Also, "Riley's really funny! I love Riley! ... I've hung out with him and Mint millions of times...He's an insightful and smart dude, one of the few I can talk about art with." Then says that Riley shouldn't have gone to July's warehouse. He refused to talk about The List when Anna asked.

The rest:

• They argued about food. Nick likes apple pie, will tolerate peacan. He loves Thanksgiving turkey and talked about everything he "shoves up it" to make it "juicy and tender" - obvious vag metaphor.
• Offered to drink for Superchats for Flash "because I've only had two today" but no one wanted to do it with him.
• He told story of going to an inner city liquor store at 10:30 pm in Nashville. Terrified of the Blacks in the parking lot (ummm, aren't they his bros?). He bought a $300 bottle of whiskey and worried he'd be mugged. He wore the salmon-colored polo and assumed they'd think he's gay.
• Only Star Wars character he likes is Watto.
• Knows a lot about butt lifts. Women are supposedly gaining weight to get it transferred to their butts,

Edit: Spacing.

 

[200MB]

He refused to talk about The List when Anna asked.

Color me shocked.

He told story of going to an inner city liquor store at 10:30 pm in Nashville. Terrified of the Blacks in the parking lot (ummm, aren't they his bros?). He bought a $300 bottle of whiskey and worried he'd be mugged. He wore the salmon-colored polo and assumed they'd think he's gay.

The Jew fears the thug shaker.

These are his people, shouldn't he be talkin jive with these fine brothas? Just tell them the school bus story, you'll be pals in no time.

 

[Captain Manning]

"Riley's really funny! I love Riley! ... I've hung out with him and Mint millions of times...He's an insightful and smart dude, one of the few I can talk about art with."

Oh gee. I wonder what "art" they discussed. Would anybody like to take a guess?

Is it this art?

Spoiler: Mildly NSFW (I could have picked much worse)

Is Mint Salad being "artistic" here? Does this picture carry with it serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value? Or does it mainly appeal to the prurient interests?

I've heard there was a time in the 70s where there was an attempt to recast porn as serious "art," but at some point people came to realize that's fucking retarded and that it's just wank material. Coom brain is a bit late with this bullshit.

But Nick is the guy who has basically now admitted society is increasingly decadent, but we should all just openly embrace it and go with the flow. So I'm not surprised. Where he was once a white pill to many, he is now the bitterest of blue pills.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Oh gee. I wonder what "art" they discussed. Would anybody like to take a guess?

Is it this art?

Spoiler: Mildly NSFW (I could have picked much worse)

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Is Mint Salad being "artistic" here? Does this picture carry with it serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value? Or does it mainly appeal to the prurient interests?

I've heard there was a time in the 70s where there was an attempt to recast porn as serious "art," but at some point people came to realize that's fucking retarded and that it's just wank material. Coom brain is a bit late with this bullshit.

But Nick is the guy who has basically now admitted society is increasingly decadent, but we should all just openly embrace it and go with the flow. So I'm not surprised. Where he was once a white pill to many, he is now the bitterest of blue pills.

I'd love to hear these faggots talk about "art"
"Which one is your favorite batmans???"
These the type of niggas that like pretty colors

 

[Captain Manning]

I'd love to hear these faggots talk about "art"
"Which one is your favorite batmans???"
These the type of niggas that like pretty colors

Oh, I'm not convinced the two of them were talking about comics. I could have some respect for them if they were.

Recall the last time we went over Nick's relationship with Riley and Mint, it concerned them telling him about their Onlyfans and how much money they claim to make off of it. The hamster wheel in Nick's skull that passes for a brain these days has been turning over the prospect of him starting one of his own. If he ever does it, I'm sure he'll tell himself it's very "artistic."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Swole McPole xenforo won't let me directly reply.

I was very careful to say general strategies there, nothing in depth. It really depends on the people though. American banking industry premier bakers (title varies by bank) are concierge bankers at branches and their individual skills very much depend on their background. Your son is not wrong that many are just product salesmen, but some of them and actual wealth advisors (private bankers) are bank employed financial advisors that are often trust officers, risk management, asset management, and retirement planners. I can totally see a bank teller Nick interested in moving into more sofisticated financial servicing chatting up financial advisors at the branch about various wealth strategies.

However you're probably right that he actually learned more from his own advisor.

FYI, when a post exceeds a certain length, the automatic 'Quote' and 'Reply' feature does not work, but you can highlight a section of text (or the whole message) and a pop-up at the end of the selection will allow you to do either action.

My personal theory on Nick's knowledge if trusts and the like comes from his lawyer training being applied to any such instrument of which he is a beneficiary, how his house ownership is structured, and thr bit of work he has done for estate planning during his limited practice.

I discount the idea that his banking role was very involved in wealth management, although it might have involved large agricultural equipment and capital loans.

"Which one is your favorite batmans???"
These the type of niggas that like pretty colors

Hey now... We autistics are partial to bright colours too! Lol! Even Null admitted it when he discussed his choices for the spooky wallpaper

 

[Swole McPole]

@Swole McPole xenforo won't let me directly reply.

I was very careful to say general strategies there, nothing in depth. It really depends on the people though. American banking industry premier bakers (title varies by bank) are concierge bankers at branches and their individual skills very much depend on their background.

Yeah, I always forget that the US banking system is very different to the UK. Much more diverse, many smaller operations. We have a very small number of banks that dominate the high street and their offerings tend to be very standardized.

It's different if you've got real money and bank with somebody like Coutts. You need a few mil on deposit before they'll take you as a customer, but I'm sure they offer all the sort of specialized services that you're talking about.

I'm pretty sure my son trained and qualified with one of the high street banks, but left first chance he got because he felt their limited offerings were a disservice to the customer. But also because he knew he'd never make the kind of money he wanted with them.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Yeah, I always forget that the US banking system is very different to the UK. Much more diverse, many smaller operations. We have a very small number of banks that dominate the high street and their offerings tend to be very standardized.

It's different if you've got real money and bank with somebody like Coutts. You need a few mil on deposit before they'll take you as a customer, but I'm sure they offer all the sort of specialized services that you're talking about.

I'm pretty sure my son trained and qualified with one of the high street banks, but left first chance he got because he felt their limited offerings were a disservice to the customer. But also because he knew he'd never make the kind of money he wanted with them.

That jives with what I've seen. For further clarification, wealth advisors at Wells Fargo and other large banks help manage the assets of clients with millions as well. Premier bankers work with clients that have more assets than retail, but do not have millions to work with. The nice advantage of working with bank salaried advisors is that they do not charge hourly rates.

Not surprised that your son would leave after getting qualificationif though because if it's anything like here as over there you can certainly make alot more on your own or with a smaller more bespoke/boutique outfit. There are tradeoffs to that, but many friends have told me it's worth it.