Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Mourning_Cloak]

Not food related but the "whitey don't season they caskets" segment of the recent MATI reminded me of my bewilderment regarding black funerals/memorials.

Tacky t-shirts, elaborate coffins, insisting whitey is weird for burying people within a week instead of waiting forever. You don't really see any other demographic with memorial t-shirts; small memorial decals for car windows are much more common.

Dude if you go to an actual grocery store and not the ghetto deli or Dollar General there's plenty of fruits and veggies. Even US Aldi's has produce. What shithole did your boss work in?

Dollar General has another entity called "Dollar General Market" that has a decent produce section, about the size of Aldi's from my experience. Even CVS and Walgreens often have refrigerated goods, though not vegetables and fruits.

 

[Chongqing]

the current season of Hell's Kitchen on Fox.

I'm sure you're all curious what happened on this week's episode of Hell's Kitchen.

This week was a bit of a filler episode, with very little content that would be relevant for our purposes. The racial dynamics were dialed way down. They split them into the red and blue team early, for example.

At one point, a white woman was telling all the black women that their dishes needed salt. They looked at her like she was having a stroke.

The highlight of the episode was when a white man made a jambalaya, and a black man accused him of not seasoning it.

He said, "that jambalaya is a jamba-liar."

 

[AnOminous]

I always say that half of Europeans mocking American cuisine are cranky because they're hungry.

We have our cuisine and we have everyone else's too because suck our dicks.

We're rich and we'll buy yours too. Suck it yuropoors.

Dollar General has another entity called "Dollar General Market" that has a decent produce section, about the size of Aldi's from my experience. Even CVS and Walgreens often have refrigerated goods, though not vegetables and fruits.

Even the most ghetto-ass Dollar General has at least lemons, limes, oranges, grapes, plums, bell peppers, onions, potatoes, strawberries and a few other basic produce items. It's a small section and you could probably contain it by stretching out your arms on both sides, but there's still something.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Not food related but the "whitey don't season they caskets" segment of the recent MATI reminded me of my bewilderment regarding black funerals/memorials.

Tacky t-shirts, elaborate coffins, insisting whitey is weird for burying people within a week instead of waiting forever. You don't really see any other demographic with memorial t-shirts; small memorial decals for car windows are much more common.

It's not just funerals. Every single social gathering where there are more than three niggers dictate that they all must have some sort of hideous t-shirt to "celebrate the occasion". I've seen it on cruise ships before. They're already tacky vacations as-is, and seeing a clan of 30+ obese niggers waddling through the buffet in the same ugly shirts just makes it worse.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

It's not just funerals. Every single social gathering where there are more than three niggers dictate that they all must have some sort of hideous t-shirt to "celebrate the occasion". I've seen it on cruise ships before. They're already tacky vacations as-is, and seeing a clan of 30+ obese niggers waddling through the buffet in the same ugly shirts just makes it worse.

can confirm this, i used to work somewhere where black family reunions would be held somewhat frequently. i don't remember a single one where everyone wasn't in some ugly "graphic design is my passion"-tier t-shirt to commemorate the event.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

At one point, a white woman was telling all the black women that their dishes needed salt. They looked at her like she was having a stroke.

That's what that tiktok lady that started the thread said. All the condiment in the world won't make it up for salt sometimes and they don't get why is that their food feels bland, hah.

 

[Shard]

As much as I like to dunk on darkies for their questionable palates, I occasionally enjoy candy cigarettes which are effectively hardened cornstarch, gelatin and corn syrup.

 

[Hog Grease]

Baby powder sugar cookies...

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Baby powder sugar cookies...
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I don't believe this - either she is dumb enough to do it with real baby powder and just not swallow it OR smart enough to put icing sugar on the part of the cookie she had
This is a case of doing something stupid hoping to create a new viral trend (e.g. tide pod challenge)

That's what that tiktok lady that started the thread said

My favorite part is how hard she went on the fact that adding garlic and not "garlic powder" does not mean you are not using seasoning lmao
Some people really think that if they are a certain ethnicity or skincolor they automatically can cook

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I don't believe this - either she is dumb enough to do it with real baby powder and just not swallow it OR smart enough to put icing sugar on the part of the cookie she had
This is a case of doing something stupid hoping to create a new viral trend (e.g. tide pod challenge)

have you seen the color of her skin?

 

[Soggy paper straw]

have you seen the color of her skin?

I don't see color

But seriously, it's tiktok and a stupid "challenge" thing. Everyone filming themselves doing that sort of thing is retarded, race does not really matter

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Or they'll say that a few ingredients in a dish will make it "inauthentic" but not see how it could make the dish better.

I don’t care how “authentic“ food is. It’s not like it’s coming out of a replicator on the Enterprise

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Even the most ghetto-ass Dollar General has at least lemons, limes, oranges, grapes, plums, bell peppers, onions, potatoes, strawberries and a few other basic produce items. It's a small section and you could probably contain it by stretching out your arms on both sides, but there's still something.

Depends on the Dollar General. For all of them around me up until 5 years ago there was no produce in sight. Now a bunch of new ones are going up replacing the older styles. Any news ones have fresh produce to some degree with the very basics. Others with no other store in town are trying to be a small Walmart with fresh meat and a wider selection of produce. I tend to go to the ones with the fresh meat, as it usually doesn't sell that well, gets discounted heavily, it's hard to turn down cheap meat.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

My favorite part is how hard she went on the fact that adding garlic and not "garlic powder" does not mean you are not using seasoning lmao

Some people are convinced that brand food is "better" than all natural. Like how some people need to buy food from the supermarket inside a package with a label rather than buying it fresh from the market. We can say that one is cleaner than the other or more natural, but they aren't necessarily "better" just for coming from a brand. They can save time, but that doesn't make it "better". It doesn't taste better for that alone.

 

[NoReturn]

Some people are convinced that brand food is "better" than all natural. Like how some people need to buy food from the supermarket inside a package with a label rather than buying it fresh from the market. We can say that one is cleaner than the other or more natural, but they aren't necessarily "better" just for coming from a brand. They can save time, but that doesn't make it "better". It doesn't taste better for that alone.

Or people who will only buy name brands and never generic (or even smaller brands).

 

[sneedem&feedem]

We're through the looking glass here, people.

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

Apparently it's a southern thing, as I recently found out that my father whos family comes from Alabama seems to think you're supposed to at least rinse your chicken off before cooking.

Thank god he doesn't use bleach and soap at least.

You are supposed to rinse it. That slime is uber-concentrated bacteria, and just like "irradiated shit is still shit," I'd just rather not eat cooked bacterioslime.

 

[Golden Face]

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We're through the looking glass here, people.

inhumane.
then they call white children spoiled because wypipo don't beat they kids enough.

apparently the way black parents prevent their children from being spoiled is by curing their genitals like meats in hopes that they will remain fresh over the winter

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

You are supposed to rinse it. That slime is uber-concentrated bacteria, and just like "irradiated shit is still shit," I'd just rather not eat cooked bacterioslime.

Rinsing chicken doesn't remove the risk, it worsens it by helping the bacteria spread by providing a way to travel through the kitchen. The way you kill the bacteria is by cooking the chicken.

At least that is what I was taught in my college culinary courses.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

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We're through the looking glass here, people.

You're probably a Nigerian if you sexually torture your daughter everytime she doesn't get straight A's.