Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[InterestRateHawk]

I timed it. It was way less than 90 seconds. I wonder if he blows that quick in his sex life (assuming he has one).

BMJ is a national treasure.

It's funny because presumably he would have been much 'happier' (in gambling addiction terms) by running down $1 spins for much longer.

Instead his addiction drove him to bet stupid amounts of money on slot rolls. Funny enough, he got trained to do this earlier when he could do no wrong in Densho. But really, who tf spends $100 on a slot roll, that shit's retarded.

 

[Z-Barr's Back Nuts]

It's funny because presumably he would have been much 'happier' (in gambling addiction terms) by running down $1 spins for much longer.

Instead his addiction drove him to bet stupid amounts of money on slot rolls. Funny enough, he got trained to do this earlier when he could do no wrong in Densho. But really, who tf spends $100 on a slot roll, that shit's retarded.

He wasn't always this bad, when I started watching post MATI he would do almost entirely 30 cent spins for days on end and only did blackjack and roulette when he was desperate or had money to blow. Kino is what ruined him, ever since then he's blown through money faster than ever because he found a game that would eat his money and give him instant feedback, but since he can't play it like he used to he's just doing high dollar slot spins cause it feels close to Kino.

 

[KaBob]

Keno has ruined his brain for sure, just the idea of having a quick 3.5x of your bet and if it just drops right (as it has for him in the past) he can get 50+x on his bet. Now he has to have instant gratification from slot and roulette which is why he only does buys now

 

[InterestRateHawk]

He wasn't always this bad, when I started watching post MATI he would do almost entirely 30 cent spins for days on end and only did blackjack and roulette when he was desperate or had money to blow. Kino is what ruined him, ever since then he's blown through money faster than ever because he found a game that would eat his money and give him instant feedback, but since he can't play it like he used to he's just doing high dollar slot spins cause it feels close to Kino.

It does support my Austin acceleration theory- That he's in a retard death spiral like the rage pig.
I hope not, because the content is dependant on BMJ's parents providing a stable internet connection and the fundementals of life.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Dead by Christmas.

I don't mean he's got 11 weeks to live. I mean the Plug will kill him by then for dodging debts.

 

[Lyster]

Btw if you bet on both green and black/red like bossman does sometimes, does it mean you have a flat 50% of winning chance on roulette everytime?

 

[Feaser]

Btw if you bet on both green and black/red like bossman does sometimes, does it mean you have a flat 50% of winning chance on roulette everytime?

betting on black or red is a flat 49/49 and then green is the left over 2% more or less whatever the percentage actually is, green has a big payout if you hit I think 35x, and if you bet on black or red you win whatever you gambled, so $20 you get back $40

 

[Lost in Place420]

I thought this was funny. Some VIP is demanding that they give their winnings to Bossman so he can keep gambling. His "true" viewers are just as addicted as Bossman if not worse seeing as they get their fix off Bossman gambling.

 

[RougeRed]

Someone bragged in his Discord about a win, and his faggot fans did the thing you'd expect. Obviously it was a troll, but they took that bait hard:

 

[Relinquish]

Has this video being posted already?

No but I used it’s intro as a first introduction to BMJ for the OP

 

[Feaser]

Someone bragged in his Discord about a win, and his faggot fans did the thing you'd expect. Obviously it was a troll, but they took that bait hard:
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this Martin guy is the biggest faggot I’ve ever seen

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Someone bragged in his Discord about a win, and his faggot fans did the thing you'd expect. Obviously it was a troll, but they took that bait hard:
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If Martin went out on the corner and sold his bussy for bossman juice money it would be less pathetic than the simping he just did for him in discord.
Also is that our boy Austin pocket watching?

 

[internet friend]

Someone bragged in his Discord about a win, and his faggot fans did the thing you'd expect. Obviously it was a troll, but they took that bait hard:
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This is fucking insane behaviour. Man is just glad he didn't lose 1.6k on a mistake and people crawl up his ass for nothing. Jesus parasocial relationship are nuts.

 

[RAT Team Six]

I wanna see him lose it all to Dork Unit so fucking badly

 

[InterestRateHawk]

I wanna see him lose it all to Dork Unit so fucking badly

I agree brother! It's always staring us in the face as he streams and it looks so stupid. I need to see at least 1000USD go to the dorks.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I agree brother! It's always staring us in the face as he streams and it looks so stupid. I need to see at least 1000USD go to the dorks.

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That face is gonna haunt my nightmares lol. For a gambling site, you'd think they'd put more money into the art so it doesn't look straight out of 2000's era flash

 

[DownSyzePotato]

That face is gonna haunt my nightmares lol. For a gambling site, you'd think they'd put more money into the art so it doesn't look straight out of 2000's era flash

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I unironically like Bossman but it's tough to watch him just eat $100 spins. That's madness. He forgets the 1,000 times in the past month where he didn't even have $100 to wager, or if he'd won $100 it would be a cause for celebration. If you miss one spin and get nothing on a $100 you're absolutely fucked.

 

[break these cuffs]

At least Austin was kind enough to confirm that the gamba wins channel is actually the I Have Enough to Juice Bossman channel.

 

[Not So Wise]

I unironically like Bossman but it's tough to watch him just eat $100 spins. That's madness. He forgets the 1,000 times in the past month where he didn't even have $100 to wager, or if he'd won $100 it would be a cause for celebration. If you miss one spin and get nothing on a $100 you're absolutely fucked.

Holy shit could you imagine if he won on a 100 spin? Like even getting 300, 400, would be insane for him. He would never be able to catch a high like that again and it would only push him further into madness and fuel his need to bet even higher, I've never seen him bet more than a dollar on slots until this last week.
I pray he never wins on a retarded bet like that for his own sake.