Drexel Johnson-Yarbrough / Drex / Mayor of Migtown / BigBlkFriend - Pornsick Degenerate, Groomed Friend’s Daughter, MGTOW Black Bull, “Muh Dick”, Accelerationist, and Staunch Supporter of Sex-bots, the Artificial Womb and Straight Men Having Sex with Trans Women

[Sawamura Simp]

Imagine looking like a Super Mario Bros. goomba and trying to pick a fight with The Farms
while being Nick Rekieta's top squire, possible stallion and coomer in law.
Also: chameleon vision.

This is gonna be good.
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Solid OP so far, easy to recap, reference and re-read in the future.
Commendable work indeed. Cheers.

 

[lupinthethird]

the rekieta expanded universe is not big enough to warrant his own board. rekieta, drexel, and lawtube. that's it. we need more cows to harvest corn.

its like how sony tried to jumpstart the spider-man expanded universe. it just doesn't work. so sony sent spider-man to marvel.

Give that Camelot weirdo a bit and he could warrant a thread too, I am almost certain he is capable of reaching the prerequisite lolcow levels

 

[Maude Snew]

Give that Camelot weirdo a bit and he could warrant a thread too, I am almost certain he is capable of reaching the prerequisite lolcow levels

I doubt it honestly. He's pretty much a buff Mundane Matt and without a certain spark getting false flagged by a whore he doesn't get his spark. Not like getting false flagged would do him any good either since he himself is a known flaggot. He's just kind of pathetic honestly and the quintessential eternal orbiter. Not that he didn't try but his attempt to start war with the V-tubers fizzled out immediately. Unlike Drexel he doesn't have it in him to chimp out either so there we are. Although I do think Drexel would make a better race car driver since he has an almost 360° field of vision and can see backwards and forwards through time for a few seconds.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Great deep dive. I hope Drex reads Part II and makes further contributions and clarifications. Maybe use it to outline his book manifesto tranifesto.

I’ve always thought of Drexel as Nick Rekita’s sidekick, but now I see him more as a clingy hanger-on that just sucks up to Nick every chance he gets. It’s like he can’t have a real opinion, unless he consults to Nick about what he needs to say.

He has rather strong opinions about a handful of topics making up the core Drexology doctrine, and tries to go off on a gynocentrism tangent whenever he can. At least, that's what I remember him doing.

 

[Captain Manning]

I doubt it honestly. He's pretty much a buff Mundane Matt and without a certain spark getting false flagged by a whore he doesn't get his spark. Not like getting false flagged would do him any good either since he himself is a known flaggot. He's just kind of pathetic honestly and the quintessential eternal orbiter. Not that he didn't try but his attempt to start war with the V-tubers fizzled out immediately. Unlike Drexel he doesn't have it in him to chimp out either so there we are. Although I do think Drexel would make a better race car driver since he has an almost 360° field of vision and can see backwards and forwards through time for a few seconds.

Yeah, Coomy losing his shit over Pippa scorning him was funny, but I don't think it has staying power. Despite his best efforts, Pippa isn't engaging back. Like any try-hard troll, I would imagine he'll get bored of it at some point. What else is there? Gamestop shit?

Meanwhile, you could write an extremely entertaining mini-novel about Drexel and, indeed, @Not Who You Think just proved that.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Yeah, Coomy losing his shit over Pippa scorning him was funny, but I don't think it has staying power. Despite his best efforts, Pippa isn't engaging back. Like any try-hard troll, I would imagine he'll get bored of it at some point. What else is there? Gamestop shit?

Coomalot does seem pretty boring. But him wrecking both nosemobiles was pretty hilarious. Oh, there's also the fact that he has a child out there he doesn't want anything to do with.

 

[newuser131]

Give that Camelot weirdo a bit and he could warrant a thread too, I am almost certain he is capable of reaching the prerequisite lolcow levels

i see coomalot like is see gaytor or fagmento. 3rd tier lolcows orbiting the jupiters of the sektur. follow camelot for lols? no thanks. as drex's says "juice ain't worth the squeeze, fam".

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

You know, I'll bet Drexel did not once think about any of the myriad of things that would have been a better use of his time while he was doing all this needlessly complex pickup artist bullshit. They say that people with lower IQs don't have the same ability to connect their current actions to future consequences the way that normal people do. Drex is a member of a population for which the mean IQ is 85, so it seems par for the course.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

You know, I'll bet Drexel did not once think about any of the myriad of things that would have been a better use of his time while he was doing all this needlessly complex pickup artist bullshit. They say that people with lower IQs don't have the same ability to connect their current actions to future consequences the way that normal people do. Drex is a member of a population for which the mean IQ is 85, so it seems par for the course.

It gives me a laugh to think about Drexel calling up his baby mama, groomed teen and parents and telling them that because he was a retard on the Internet that people know all about them.

 

[Polska krowa]

It's truly incredible to see a guy who has reduced his entire life down to a self-perceived public perception on penis size and black guys. Drexel is an idiot, but in reality all he is is a penis attached to a body. What a pathetic, miserable existence. He'll never find happiness in life and like all MGTOW-types his one goal in life is to spread the misery to others.

He talks so much about the size of black men's penises that it makes you wonder if (a) he's closet gay, or (b) has a micro dick and is coping

 

[Maude Snew]

Coomalot does seem pretty boring. But him wrecking both nosemobiles was pretty hilarious. Oh, there's also the fact that he has a child out there he doesn't want anything to do with.

What? He has a child? Well then I take back the comparison. At least Matt Jarbo takes his infant not daughter on fun adventures that regular families do all the time like picking up heavy boulders.

Him taking the ol' Fat Rick approach to parenting is probably for the best though.

He talks so much about the size of black men's penises that it makes you wonder if (a) he's closet gay, or (b) has a micro dick and is coping

Tfw the thing between your shoulders isn't the only tiny head you're sporting. Although the sweater vest makes that one seem almost normal sized.

 

[MooseGump]

I hope for a cope stream debunking all the KIWI RATS claims, or use nick's stream for a big chimpout about the thread going live lol

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

What? He has a child?

Here's the clip someone made awhile ago:

Edit: sorry about the speed. That's how the person was listening.

 

[break these cuffs]

I guess I never paid attention to Drexel's full dox, so I only just noticed the hyphenated name. Between having his mom's surname and still living in a house she owns at his age, I don't think it takes Freud to speculate as where his hatred of women comes from. Rate me late and gay if the lore surrounding how his mother buck broke him as been explored as I haven't closely followed the Rekeitaverse since him and Ty started having those insufferable latenight streams jerking each other off.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Honestly, it's hard to pick a worst part of all this. I guess you have to go with the grooming, but voyeuristic photos of women at the gym really skeeves me out too. Seriously who the fuck does that? And then posts it to all their incel buddies in a discord?

It's hard to believe that he convinced anyone that he's some kind of alpha chad, his behaviour is Elliot Roger tier insecurity. Absolutely pathetic. The only thing more pathetic is anyone who ever looked up to this clown.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

It's truly incredible to see a guy who has reduced his entire life down to a self-perceived public perception on penis size and black guys. Drexel is an idiot, but in reality all he is is a penis attached to a body. What a pathetic, miserable existence. He'll never find happiness in life and like all MGTOW-types his one goal in life is to spread the misery to others.

He talks so much about the size of black men's penises that it makes you wonder if (a) he's closet gay, or (b) has a micro dick and is coping

Sometimes it seems like half of all black guys are gay since many of them are unmarried and never seem to shut the fuck up about dicks.

 

[Captain Manning]

Honestly, it's hard to pick a worst part of all this. I guess you have to go with the grooming, but voyeuristic photos of women at the gym really skeeves me out too. Seriously who the fuck does that? And then posts it to all their incel buddies in a discord?

His excuse was that he was taking pictures of the gym equipment and the women just happened to be in the shot.

That excuse seems more than a bit unlikely when you see things like this:

There was a woman that seemed to be the focal point in every shot he posted, IIRC.

 

[Kopasea]

Honestly, it's hard to pick a worst part of all this. I guess you have to go with the grooming, but voyeuristic photos of women at the gym really skeeves me out too. Seriously who the fuck does that? And then posts it to all their incel buddies in a discord?

it has to be the grooming for me. Seeing the picture of a normal looking kid hugging him and then seeing pictures of her 10 years later after turning into some bastardization of femininity and realizing a large reason for this was Drexel's influence.

 

[sum ting wong]

That excuse seems more than a bit unlikely when you see things like this:

Anyone who believes there's even a 1% chance it's true should take Drexels balls out of their mouth long enough to get some oxygen to their brain. I don't have the full image but this is a screenshot from the larger image in the OP:

The dudes literally hiding behind the corner taking creepshots and making a reference to the woman he's taking a picture of.

 

[Clem Fandango]

His excuse was that he was taking pictures of the gym equipment and the women just happened to be in the shot.

That excuse seems more than a bit unlikely when you see things like this:

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There was a woman that seemed to be the focal point in every shot he posted, IIRC.

That's a creepshot. Is Drexel into anime? Because he's acting like some fucking gook upskirter. Should have his camera shutter noise force-enabled in firmware.