Amish men ‘shunned’ after nationwide emergency alert outs them for having phones

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Amish men ‘shunned’ after nationwide emergency alert outs them for having phones​

The alarms – part of the US emergency alert drill that the government carried out on 4 October – drew the attention of the community elders in Ohio.

Members of the Amish community have been “shunned” by their church after the recent test of an emergency alert system outed them as having procured forbidden mobile phones.

The alarms – part of the nationwide emergency alert drill that the US government carried out on 4 October – drew the attention of community elders in Ohio.

Eli Yoder, a former member of the Amish community, took to TikTok to share the story, in which he explained how three of his friends had gotten into trouble after the devices were discovered.

"Hey guess what? I just got a couple of my Amish buddies shunned today by the Amish church. That’s right,” he said.

“Over the years there’s been quite a few Amish men that reached out and wanted phones so whenever they request to have a phone I’ll do everything I can to try to get them a phone. Not always can I do so, but in some circumstances, I have been able to get them a phone.

“Now, three of them replied back to me today and said, ‘Hey, I’m gonna have to lay low for a while, I just got shunned’ and I said, ‘how’s that happened?’ They said, ‘that emergency alert that went off? Yeah, we had our phones on vibrate, and it still went off’.”

In Amish culture, the practice of shunning involves a separation of a person from their community. A person is no longer allowed to eat or take rides with other community members, or engage with most community activities.

It occurs when members are found to have violated community rules, or strayed from tradition.

Mr Yoder said that one of his friends was in the middle of a visit with community elders to discuss a shunning for different reasons when the alert on his phone went off.

“The one guy said the elders were coming in his driveway, and they were there to speak with him about something that they heard about him that he might have to get shunned [for]. They were going to check up on him to see if it’s true,” he said.



“Right when that was going on the alert went off and it was in his pocket. Now he’s getting shunned for both. Whatever they were after to shun him [for] – and also the cell phone.”

In the comments section of his video Mr Yoder added: “From now on, I guess I have to remember to give all my Amish buddies a heads up if there is a planned emergency alert test.”

According to a post on Ohio’s Amish Country website, the Amish are “averse to any technology which they feel weakens the family structure”.

It states that such devices including television, automobiles, telephones or tractors are “considered to be a temptation that could cause vanity, create inequality, or lead the Amish away from their close-knit community.”

“It is common for Amish communities to allow the use of telephones, but they do not allow them in the home,” the website states.
 
Context: Although the yonies didn't hear about it, the instructions about the test were VERY CLEAR this would happen.

I grew up near Amish people. As previous poster said they're pretty fuckin' nuts. Also at least some of them where I grew up decided cell phones were okay a while back. No fucking clue why. Probably have to keep them outside the house like wired phones.
 
Yoder's yt channel is a great educational tool for anyone that doesn't understand how that kind of hyper religious nonsense really really fucks kids up.

His father anhero'd and his mother's still in.
I love his stories. They pop up on my feed every once in a while. Watch them whenever they pop up.
 
Several sects I lived around for a time were utilizing phones. The elders wrote it off as necessary for business (huge logging /construction companies that brought far more money into the community than it was worth making a fuss about). The stipulation I believe at the time was that you couldn’t charge the devices in your property. The solution was to go to your non Amish neighbors, build a shack, run the power lines out to it and then foot a percentage of their electric bill every month.
 
Several sects I lived around for a time were utilizing phones. The elders wrote it off as necessary for business (huge logging /construction companies that brought far more money into the community than it was worth making a fuss about). The stipulation I believe at the time was that you couldn’t charge the devices in your property. The solution was to go to your non Amish neighbors, build a shack, run the power lines out to it and then foot a percentage of their electric bill every month.
(Caveat: In PA) They've pretty much embraced solar for various charging needs. You see a buuuuunch of their houses with tons of panels on.
 
Cell phones are allowed by the Amish depending on sect, its use has to be relegated specifically to business only. The thing with the Amish though, they're not very impressed by technology that we use, plop one of them in front of a television and they'll be bored out of their minds, but the average boomer would be content to sit there for hours.
 
Had a bunch of Amish families receive electric plugged air purifiers during the disaster relief, recently. Apparently, so long as it didn't connect to the internet, it was fine. Also, I kind of hate the English that drive around the families I know. One of them tried to pick up during a funeral dinner. The Amish man understood why that was a bad idea, but the Englishman was insistent that it "would only take a minute" for me to load up the purifier for him.
ETA- Are you horrified at the rude Englishman, or the fact that wired appliances are now allowed in houses in my local Amish community?
 
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I've been saying that even Amish men have secret phones to watch porn on, glad to be right once again.
The women read online romance fanfic set in the future and watch as-seen-on-tv kitchen gadget infomercials.
Any and all Amish using technology should be beaten with barn-building hammers. Take it from us on the outside, the tech will do nothing but rot your brain and degenerate your community. I don't want to see the last of America die.
Then go join them.
 
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