Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[omori]

At this point? Let her make herself miserable getting an irreversible surgery she has no dysphoria for and wont do any kind of post surgery care for. And also for the people donating? Let them. Let them donate to someone without background research. They may as well be tossing their money down a pit. Fools and their money.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

yeah, isn't datura notorious for giving hellish trips, and not the fun kind staph goes on? if she did datura we wouldn't hear the end of how traumatizing it was.
why can't she just smoke weed like a normal person instead of eating satchels of mystery herbs from etsy. it's legal in new york now, what's stopping xyr?

Yup, you're also supposed to be extremely dehydrated and starving while you do it to give you the most realistic experiences. Spirit walks are fucking hard core and it isn't abnormal for people to die on them. Usually the purpose is to speak to ancestors or find direction.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Oh god, please let there be pictures.

Oh god, please let her be wearing a plastic 'horned' "Viking" helmet...

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

She's reminded me of Steph.

 

[Vandy2]

I hope their pants fell with sword and shield in hand while "protesting" at the high school. That's such a perfect movie moment. Core memory for those kids that will bring joy and laughter for years to come.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I hope their pants fell with sword and shield in hand while "protesting" at the high school. That's such a perfect movie moment. Core memory for those kids that will bring joy and laughter for years to come.

I can imagine the whole soundtrack to it. Fat man tuba music interspersed with clown car honks as she waddles around the school grounds, then a sad trombone noise when her pants fall down. Canned audience laughter as she struggles to pull them up and drops her sword and shield.

 

[Meowzers]

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Oh god, please let there be pictures.

This next one had me sob laughing.
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It's such a retarded thing to declare online. What a toddler. 'Huh duh my pants did a fall down.' That's nice dear.

It has a sinister twist though. Remember where she said she would be protesting? A high school.

I hope their pants fell with sword and shield in hand while "protesting" at the high school. That's such a perfect movie moment. Core memory for those kids that will bring joy and laughter for years to come.

I can imagine the whole soundtrack to it. Fat man tuba music interspersed with clown car honks as she waddles around the school grounds, then a sad thrombone noise when her pants fall down. Canned audience laughter as she struggles to pull them up and drops her sword and shield.

Oh god, please let her be wearing a plastic 'horned' "Viking" helmet...

this is just so fucking comical. i've been wanting to draw viking era staph for a while and i just couldn't not illustrate this mental image. you can't even say that this is slanderous or hate art, it's 99% accurate to what actually happened in xier words

 

[glass_houses]

this is just so fucking comical. i've been wanting to draw viking era staph for a while and i just couldn't not illustrate this mental image. you can't even say that this is slanderous or hate art, it's 99% accurate to what actually happened in xier words
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It's perfect. Truly perfect.

 

[Terffals]

this is just so fucking comical. i've been wanting to draw viking era staph for a while and i just couldn't not illustrate this mental image. you can't even say that this is slanderous or hate art, it's 99% accurate to what actually happened in xier words
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I appreciate that the #notagroomer patch is barely legible. Great attention to detail.

E: just noticed the UwU tits truly the gift keeps giving

 

[Pee Your Pants]

this is just so fucking comical. i've been wanting to draw viking era staph for a while and i just couldn't not illustrate this mental image. you can't even say that this is slanderous or hate art, it's 99% accurate to what actually happened in xier words
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The attention to detail is just *chef's kiss*. It brings me great joy that you have captured the clowniest and milkiest period of Staph's life. I love the ghost of Jeff with his rippling abs. You could apply a recent Mastodon reply from Staph to someone else to it:

Did you do other Staph art? I seem to remember more in that style.

Adding:

She started asking for money barely a week ago, she expects money NOW.

Her running through the woods Tumblr has disappeared. The deviant Tumblr is still there.

 

[Meowzers]

The attention to detail is just *chef's kiss*. It brings me great joy that you have captured the clowniest and milkiest period of Staph's life. I love the ghost of Jeff with his rippling abs. You could apply a recent Mastodon reply from Staph to someone else to it:
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Did you do other Staph art? I seem to remember more in that style.

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She started asking for money barely a week ago, she expects money NOW.

Her running through the woods Tumblr has disappeared. The deviant Tumblr is still there.

i think done maybe 3 staph pictures? and i re-designed some patches. unfortunately they might have been lost during transfers between some computers and ipads over the past few years, but they're in the thread. i can try to find them just to have them in one post.
maybe it'd be good to find all the fanart in the thread to keep in one post because there's been a lot of good'uns.

also yarrow, here's an idea on how to get money fast-

 

[JanuaryViolet]

this is just so fucking comical. i've been wanting to draw viking era staph for a while and i just couldn't not illustrate this mental image. you can't even say that this is slanderous or hate art, it's 99% accurate to what actually happened in xier words

The diaper -- excuse me, disposable panties -- makes it utterly perfect.

 

[Vi0l3t]

this is just so fucking comical. i've been wanting to draw viking era staph for a while and i just couldn't not illustrate this mental image. you can't even say that this is slanderous or hate art, it's 99% accurate to what actually happened in xier words
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Thank you for this beautiful art!

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Posts: So tired after a day of activism: (All she did was walk down there and back???)

 

[moorhen]

Posts: So tired after a day of activism: (All she did was walk down there and back???)
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Dear Lord (of the internet) please send us pictures of Staph doing the world’s stupidest protest.
Amen.

 

[Terffals]

Two autistic questions: First, where did she say she was protesting in front of a high school , though? I went back to the beginning of this nonsense and could only find that she said “in front of a busy highway”.

Second, do we know exactly how far she walked to and from ?

I just want to be accurate when I mock her.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Breaking news:


Oh my god she got scammed AGAIN.

Two autistic questions: First, where did she say she was protesting in front of a high school ,though? I went back to the beginning of this nonsense and could only find that she said “in front of a busy highway”.

Second, do we know exactly how far she walked to and from ?

I just want to be accurate when I mock her.

The original post where she mentions the locations she is thinking of protesting outside of. Regarding how far away these places are, I can only guess which high school/town it was, these are what I found. Another kiwi might find other ones.


This is the nearest high school to her, a 26 minute walk away.


Here is another high school, which I doubt is the one, because I can't imagine her carrying her shit that far. Its near a main road.


But its also on the same road as a town hall, but that's even further away from her apartment.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Oh my god she got scammed AGAIN.

Trans-boomer strikes again!

Come on, everyone with a scrap of sense knows the "send you a check for way too much and then you reimburse the movers/my cousin/the shipping agency/the office supplies company with the leftover" scam.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

SJWs are shockingly easy to fool and thus scam.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

when you think about it, she's such a fucking chad. can you imagine going to stand in front of a high school in Viking cosplay as a fat dumpy 30-something year old woman with a neckbeard? jesus - talk to most people and even on their best days they'll admit they're still a little nervous around high schoolers in case they start giggling and whispering. kind of iconic when you think about it!