Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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I don't know why people care about Dame all that much. His biggest name to fame was the TYT meltdown stuff, not the Mundane Matt crap but he couldn't keep either of those relevant.
I thought he was pretty funny back in the day. I'm sure if I go back and rewatch old vids of him or listen to him on TDS or old Killstreams it's not as funny and maybe a little annoying, but there was some fun banter to be had. He got a lot of shit siding with Ralph prior to the sex tape, and had to do mental gymnastics about "actually, *I* didn't call Matt a pedophile, so I'm innocent and not a hypocrite when I call out people saying the same thing about Ralph." He eventually changed his mind after the sex tape and also started to shit on Dick following the Cuties shit before vanishing, but when he came back suddenly he was just 100% parroting Dick's anti-anti woke contrarian "centrism" about how people who complain about Star Wars and Bud Light are the real grifters.
He also blocks people and hides the replies of anyone who even mildly disagrees with him.
 
This is the pinnacle of Dax’s Hollywood career. It must hurt more to toil for decades trying to make it big and only getting shitty nothing IBDB credits than if he’d just crashed and burned out of it within a year. JFC, know when to tap out for the sake of dignity, you fat and balding piece of shit.
The type of guy who would sell kids to Weinstein just for a small credited role in a Hollywood production. Dick maybe the most pathetic person on this site. He maybe more fame hungry than Keffals and that says a lot.
I really don’t understand Dick’s thought process when it comes to Hollywood. He’s an alt-comedian who almost certainly has crossed too many lines and associated with too many of the wrong people to ever get anywhere in Hollywood so why even try? Why try to become a small fish, no, a fucking plankton in a big pond when you could be a big fish in a small-but growing pond (and probably help to make it bigger)? Like @Null said on stream, there seems to be a parallel economy growing because of how entrenched yet increasingly unpopular wokeshit is, so Dick would be better off hedging his bets with the MDE and Cumtown crowd.

I swear LA has something like Jerusalem syndrome, except instead of religious delusions its delusions of grandeur.
 
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The type of guy who would sell kids to Weinstein just for a small credited role in a Hollywood production. Dick maybe the most pathetic person on this site. He maybe more fame hungry than Keffals and that says a lot.
He's just a taller and richer Lucas with less hair and a bigger stinkditch after he wears his Juju the cow costume.
 
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Dax was on a show about serial killers as an extra. Specifically as an author/serial killer paraphernalia vendor.

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Not significant, but it is pretty funny from a serendipity perspective. Particularly in light of his recent interview with the Potato Masher. Also @Null revelation that Dick is trying to break into Hollyweird.

The show is called "Based on a True Story". His scene is in episode 5 of season 1. The scene begins around the 4m45s mark(at least in the version that played on my tv) and runs until the 5m30s mark.

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Wow this might be his first 'big' appearance since being top bill in one skit comedy 10 years ago.
 
Regarding Dax's comedy career he and vito were doing pitches? Cant dax take his vast amount of money, hire a comedy writer, and make he s own damn shorts.

I also dont get why vito is picking a fight with eric. Just make your own damn comic book.

And finally what the fuck does riley have to do with any of this shit, nigga go smoke some crack
 
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Regarding Dax's comedy career he and vito were doing pitches? Cant dax take his vast amount of money, hire a comedy writer, and make he s own damn shorts.

The whole thing seemed driven by drug logic and Dax not wanting to do any work. Vito was working on the pitch and Andy Signore of all people was supposed to be opening doors for them with his industry knowledge and contacts.
I think anything he does is just about dead on arrival when they find out who Dax and Vito are.
 
Imagine being this LA bigshot comedian guy and being outdone by fucking Patrick S Tomlinson. How do you live that down?
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Diddler Dax actually has 2 IMDB pages, which is very professional and not confusing:

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No headshot though, you know who has one of those:

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It seems like everyone has an IMDB these days:

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"Nool, you dumb faggot, everyone knows Weinstein raped adult women, therefore you're wrong"

"You need a girlfriend" adds the self admitted pedophile
You know you're on the correct side of an argument when you have to nitpick over context in a hyperbolic statement. It almost feels it should be Vito going UHHH AHHCKTUALLY as he pushes his glasses into his nose.
 
I agree, but the point is that Dick went into this whole thing about how Null is a bastard for not showing Digitroon compassion in being a pedo, and then Digitoon gets left to rot as soon as a better pedo (Vito) comes along. It's telling.

I don't think being Dick's "friend" confers any real benefit. Only misery.
jews can and literally do backstab people without a single thought to it. you could literally talk a jew down from a ledge and he'd tell you to drop dead right after for having a different opinion. Dax truely is proof of this, look how he fucked over Asterios.

Its even more telling because to a normal mind someone like Dick who just had almost all his prior friend group abandon him after maddox went after him should in theory hold the few that stuck by him in very high regard, instead it has no effect on him. he treated Asterios like it was some random homeless guy asking for money. Him going from willing to fuck over null for digibro and then 180 months later is another thing that would strike you as odd if you didn't realize he's a kike; meaning different from a normal person and their thinking processes.
Dax was on a show about serial killers as an extra. Specifically as an author/serial killer paraphernalia vendor.

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Not significant, but it is pretty funny from a serendipity perspective. Particularly in light of his recent interview with the Potato Masher. Also @Null revelation that Dick is trying to break into Hollyweird.

The show is called "Based on a True Story". His scene is in episode 5 of season 1. The scene begins around the 4m45s mark(at least in the version that played on my tv) and runs until the 5m30s mark.

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this fag is now sag eligible. rare dax W. shout out to the casting director, he looks exactly like a sleazy merch guy. IIRC this might be the first lolcow with a SAG card.
Yeah, but they barely scraped the surface of his multifaceted personality and its myriad disorders. If Dax wants a role that lets him flex the full breadth and depth of his degeneracy, he’ll have to write it himself. Until then I’d love to see the sizzle reel his agent sends to casting directors.

Wait. Does this portly twat even have an agent?
i thought that Keyon guy was his agent? he had him on during the early days of the podcast. he also whined that dick refused to put the work in or write another book.
Riley is the son of a crack whore who was adopted out to a black family. What was left of his brain has then been fried by drugs. No amount of rational explanation will work on him. You may as well ask a tribesman from Sentinel Island to discuss the Platonic theory of forms, because you’re more likely to get your point across to the raving tribesman than to a an actually retarded wigger like Riley.
i'm questioning that, black people don't adopt clunkers. if a black family adopts its always a bastard their kids created then left, best case his mom pulled a bait and switch but that would be extremely unlikely. Riley's backstory is way too weird to be true and people seem to forget Dick was saying he was a cal tech educated rocket scientist that lives in a barbie dream mansion instead of a glorified double wide; you can't trust these bastards.
i wonder what Dame does for a living
his editing and that weird set thing he has puts him quite a few steps above the average youtube content regurgitator.
he does what memeology does, youtube can't make you a decent living in the US but if you live in a 3rd world country those dozens of dollars a month means you can literally live in a barbie dream mansion. ironically those two are living the lifestyle dick says he does.
but dax herrera on the other hand. dax herrera loves to write. he loves to play the flute. recite poems. and put on plays down at the theater center with all the other boiz from l.a.
If you checked out the LOS or other GAS Digital episodes Dax was on (with Vito!) its clear how Dax actually acts when surrounded by people that aren't his clear inferiors. he gets introverted as fuck. People think its absurd but look back on those episodes, Vito's the real talent/networking guy.

when you could be a big fish in a small-but growing pond
Dick's a 4th generation LA-native, he's not fucking moving. And the alternative community isn't really existent in LA. putting out sketches is way too time consuming for no return on investment, unless you can use those to convince someone to hire you, like Shane Gillis and MDE tried to do. He also just sucks at it. all the videos of him pre-dick show prove he's not really good at making a name for himself. he's bland and not funny.
 
Dax was on a show about serial killers as an extra. Specifically as an author/serial killer paraphernalia vendor.

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Not significant, but it is pretty funny from a serendipity perspective. Particularly in light of his recent interview with the Potato Masher. Also @Null revelation that Dick is trying to break into Hollyweird.

The show is called "Based on a True Story". His scene is in episode 5 of season 1. The scene begins around the 4m45s mark(at least in the version that played on my tv) and runs until the 5m30s mark.

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Dax finally breaking into the big league and living his dream of being a Hollywood pervert instead of a regular run of the mill pervert.
 
Regarding Dax's comedy career he and vito were doing pitches? Cant dax take his vast amount of money, hire a comedy writer, and make he s own damn shorts.

I also dont get why vito is picking a fight with eric. Just make your own damn comic book.

And finally what the fuck does riley have to do with any of this shit, nigga go smoke some crack
It really has to be an ego thing like Null said, Juju can't stand the idea of not being the funny guy which is crazy considering he played the straight man with maddox. He would rather have a literal pedophile retard vito as his wingman than even risk hiring a guy that might be funnier than him.
 
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It was posted on the Rekieta thread. Juju's been seething about the MATI stream on Twitter. He really must like the MATI show to comment on it so fast, he must be a regular viewer even!

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He's just trying to bait Null to try and get him to go on his show. He knows he can drum up viewers if there's conflict, so he'll just try to keep this going as long as possible. It's the only way he can stay relevant.
 
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