Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Dean Pentel]

I seriously doubt Patrick has the mental faculties to SWAT anyone and not be found out instantly.
He would probably call in with his own phone.

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Stalker children are outside my paren...I mean, outside the house of this elderly couple. The man is a retired rodeo clown and electrician, regularly climbs pylons, and has definitely never been gay."

"Sir, I'm not sure how that information is helpful here."

"Wrong as always, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid."

Being actually of British Irish extraction I of course champion the IRA

I remember hearing people talk about them when I was in high school in 2000. I used to joke with my friends of Irish descent because of it. If they disagreed with me on something, I'd tell them to leave my car out of it since payments were still being made on it.

A bit later I read history on them, their ideology, and their actions. Those were some hard bastards. I wouldn't have wanted to cross them were I alive in their area back then.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Enjoy prison, Robert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FBKAcPhBkU

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

literally thousands of tweets.

how does patrick do this lmao. didn't this robert prongay thing only happen a few weeks ago? i forget the specifics but it hasn't been THAT long. i guess you can't put a time table on prison enjoyment.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Why us?

 

[break these cuffs]

how does patrick do this lmao. didn't this robert prongay thing only happen a few weeks ago?

He is an unemployed loser. He's also fat.

 

[lindsayfan]

Enjoy prison, Robert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FBKAcPhBkU

tweets: unhinged
music: groovy
prison: enjoyed

 

[Divine right to rule]

Why us?

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Looking something up on google makes one "smart" in the eyes of a man that instantly blocks, calls you a stalker and tells you to enjoy prison when you correct his constant false claims and moronic takes.

This man tries to be a fact-checker, but has so little critcal thinking that he answers seriously to parody articles and thinks he is stalked by Robert Gayporn, son of a famous mafia hitman.

Patrick's world is a strange one, built on the foundation of an already weak brain being further damaged by alcohol abuse.

 

[Dropsies]

Pat had to take a neutral position on the war because both parties prohibit the roasting of pigs, thus prolonging a conflict which could have been easily and quickly resolved with the deployment of tactical paint balloons.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Why us?

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Technicality Tomlinson strikes again!

Technicality Tomlinson is my least favorite of Patrick's personas. He's so damn smug and condescending.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think Patrick supports Hamas because like him they don’t actually have any economic output and survive solely by people who loathe them giving them money.

Don’t think Hama’s grinds Israeli children into pepperoni, though. That’s Haram.

 

[An automatic clown]

Why us?

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This one gets my ribs every time

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat's takes are so retarded that I actually get frustrated when he misrepresents arguments I don't even agree with. If that sounds weird or confusing, that's because Pat is such a cutting-edge jackass that he accidentally creates new emotions that aren't described by the English language. Like, if Pat were to walk in on two grown men arguing, he'd take the opposite point that I would, and then state the opposing case so poorly, and with such childlike eagerness, that it makes me feel sorry for the guy I don't agree with, and start trying to construct a better argument for him in my head.

Patrick is what we would say "er hat ein richtiges backpfeifengesicht"

 

[AN/ALR56]

O&A has done several exposes on his first wife:

• She sold off the dead husband (the guy who cucked Patrick) junk in garage sales, and I mean every thing, even a fucking one dollar snoopy so his kids won't have anything to remember him for
• Patrick's 12 year old daughter looks absolutely miserable in the new marriage ceremony, sadly she's starting to look like Pat with long hair
• She remarried within months to a dude who looks like a Inbred trucker, she also done the ceremony in a local public park and convention center and then immediately put all the plastic flowers and napkins back in their boxes and sold them off on Facebook marketplace
• The new guy has a current gen Dodge hellcat and it features as the main photo of the ceremony with her and him hugging in front of the hood, I just find it absolutely hilarious that his ex now married a guy with the car that is the nemesis of the mustangs.

 

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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With a smile like that, I can see Porky Pig doing that at the end of Looney Tunes. Definitely not Patrick though.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

He's trying to "both sides" this particular conflict which is wild, he's reading Wikipedia entries to try and have takes and it's incoherent. I'd be incoherent too but I'm not tweeting like some war expert.

Like what is this - remove everyone from power? Great idea Pat, I'm sure they'll get right on it.

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"Hamas must be removed"
lmao I wanna know how he proposes doing this outside of full scale genocide. Does he think someone can just impeach the idea of pro Palestine militancy, or does he think they'll go away once Captain Marvel discovers the weak point of the Death Star and throws Voldemort into Mount Doom

 

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

With a smile like that, I can see Porky Pig doing that at the end of Looney Tunes. Definitely not Patrick though.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Since Fatrick is someone that has been bailed out of every bad decision he's ever made in some way, I'd halfway expect he assumes Nikki's mom will airdrop into Gaza and go full Weird Al UHF rambo parody to "remove Hamas".

And that could easily be a saner scenario than whatever he'll be unable to keep himself from drunkenly tweeting if pressed for details by some unwitting bystander sock of Robert Prongay on twitter.

 

[An automatic clown]

O&A has done several exposes on his first wife:

• She sold off the dead husband (the guy who chucked Patrick) junk in garage sales, and I mean every thing, even a fucking one dollar snoopy so his kids won't have anything to remember him for
• Patrick's 12 year old daughter looks absolutely miserable in the new marriage ceremony, sadly she's starting to look like Pat with long hair
• She remarried within months to a dude who looks like a Inbred trucker, she also done the ceremony in a local public park and convention center and then immediately put all the plastic flowers and napkins back in their boxes and sold them off on Facebook marketplace
• The new guy has a current gen Dodge hellcat and it features as the main photo of the ceremony with her and him hugging in front of the hood, I just find it absolutely hilarious that his ex now married a guy with the car that is the nemesis of the mustangs.

I believe the wedding had some tangential Jack Daniels theme too ? Lol. Just Midwest garbage being garbage.

 

[TurboNAS]

"Hamas must be removed"
lmao I wanna know how he proposes doing this outside of full scale genocide. Does he think someone can just impeach the idea of pro Palestine militancy, or does he think they'll go away once Captain Marvel discovers the weak point of the Death Star and throws Voldemort into Mount Doom

Come on, how hard is this?

Look for the red dots on your HUD and only shoot those. Sheesh. Or go into map view and look for the units marked “HAMAS”.