Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
A small added point to my "Lowlights" which I missed and found when trying to figure out the Noah timestamp... Nick told a story of a "relative" who was in Nicaragua during the student uprisings. This would be 2018. I believe he's referring to his half-sister who was a yoga instructor in Central America at one point. Her baby daddy is Latino IIRC.

I'm going to find the timestamps. I listened to it 2x and am pretty sure he said Noah. Will circle back a little later.
I don't think anybody is doubting your summaries. It's merely being pointed out in the course of Nick trying to show how right he is, he once again demonstrates how full of shit he is. That's a common theme with him.
I didn't mean to sound defensive. I was worried about my own "reporting" tbh.

So, he DOES say "Noah" 2x. I'd like to say he was super-drunk or misspeaking but I don't think so...

The whole thing is worth a watch for those biblically interested: It's Rumble 2:03:57 -2:05:47.

(Also, SpadedDave would have fun with the 2 hours he holds his drink at the end.)

Edit to add: The Rendazza/faggot story is right before that timestamp.
 
Nick went back on his 1A principles the second he tossed Cynthia and HydroPX out of his Locals for "harming his business" (ie. Being the tall poppy in a field of sycophant ballwashers).
Cynthia was a handful, but I think he could have survived the blowback from their bannings if what they were saying did not end up being proven mostly correct.

- "We go to a very conservative church." (Present tense notable.) He disagrees with his church on Young Earth Creationism and that Noah wrote the first 5 Books. He recently told his kid that parts of 2 of the books were written after Noah died. "I always have to deprogram my kids a little bit."
Also, Noah writing the first 5 books? I've never met someone who held that opinion before. I can't believe that I ever thought Nick was smart. He just regurgitates someone else's ideas because he's too dumb to critically think himself.

Others have said it, but a common attribution is Moses with Joshua or someone filling out the later bits. I would normally give fellows the benefit of the doubt on a mis-speak, but Nick has shown himself ignorant in this arena and in his representations generally.

Sending your children for a religious education you personally don't believe in is a recipe for bad things later.
I see a lot of former members of the Church sending their children to Mass for various reasons. At best, the parents are agnostic and 'normal', and at worst, they are horrific wrecks in their domestic lives.

Some think it will make their children 'better', but others see it as a rite of passage in life. Something with lessons to help them, but that they can deprogram later. Or for the free babysitting.

It is never a good idea to go into a religious training with the intent to deconstruct it later. That is confusing for children.


Cue the 'unexpected trip' excuse. I wager he is seeing his cocaine dealer. LOL!

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So he literally admits he's such a drunk his dick no longer even gets hard.

Balldo Man
Balldo Man
Barely even half-a-man

His dick is limp
He is a simp
He's something much less than a pimp

Oh yeah the amazing Balldo Man
Balldo man

Balldo man

Flopping flaccid, cries

Balldo man

Balldo man

Empty tacit lies

For each and every empty gesture

No one is surprised

Balldo man

Balldo man

The emptiness suffice

Will there ever be a reason to surmise

Balldo man

Balldo man

All you can comprise

Balldo man

Balldo man

The light within you dies
 
Cannot do a show. Can seethe on the platform formerly known as Twitter:

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Does this confirm that Dick Dax Juju is an active listener of MATI? Gotta stay on the pulse of Null's podcast to make sure you're always in the know for any shittalking, after all. Both of these morons are adults with internet shows and instead they're on twitter 24/7 suckin' eachother off or complaining about the FanFic Farms.
 
I am aware that, even within the same denomination, people are going to have some differing opinions, but why would you send your kids to a church or religious program where you "always have to deprogram them a little but" right after? It's counterintuitive, something else you have to worry about, and very hurtful towards the child.

"Yeah I'm Freewill Baptist, but I'm gonna send my kids to a Church of Christ VBS, then have to tell them that the VBS people are wrong for saying music in church is bad."

Lot of boogers in this nose, that's for dang sure.
 
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James 1:22-25&version=NIV

22 Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says. 23 Anyone who listens to the word but does not do what it says is like someone who looks at his face in a mirror 24 and, after looking at himself, goes away and immediately forgets what he looks like. 25 But whoever looks intently into the perfect law that gives freedom, and continues in it—not forgetting what they have heard, but doing it—they will be blessed in what they do.
I mean this is the one that always comes to mind for me

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/James-2-26/

“For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.”
 
Cannot do a show. Can seethe on the platform formerly known as Twitter:

It was inevitable when Nick got proved wrong on all the legal matters in the situation that he and Dax would just change the subject to something else where they could declare themselves to be right. If he was actually indicted or there were a warrant issued, they would just change the subject again and say something else.
 
I mean this is the one that always comes to mind for me

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/James-2-26/

“For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.”

John 15:14-16 NIV​

You are my friends if you do what I command. I no longer call you servants, because a servant does not know his master’s business. Instead, I have called you friends, for everything that I learned from my Father I have made known to you. You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you so that you might go and bear fruit—fruit that will last—and so that whatever you ask in my name the Father will give you.

https://www.bible.com/bible/111/JHN.15.14-16.NIV
 
Cannot do a show. Can seethe on the platform formerly known as Twitter:
Of course. If you were a shameless lazy grifter, which would you rather do?

A video on Youtube and Rumble in front of a diminishing audience, or a tweet, limited to 280 characters, that you'd also get paid for, and you could even do while taking a shit (or in Nick's case, quite possibly from the shower).

Does this confirm that Dick Dax Juju is an active listener of MATI?
Not only that, but Juju reads the Farms. Or, he's got a Gator-like person to do it for him. He frequently caps posts from here (more often that not authored by Null), and then copes about them on Twitter. He's been doing that for a while now.
 
"We've had tons of betrayals of trust... not infidelity."
What the fuck does that even mean?
More evidence their marriage is a sham and one or either likes to have it both ways, ie bisexual.

Going to gay bars and Hedonism II would fit the bill for an alternative lifestyle. "Real life" can just be for keeping that family-focused front that is at least enough of a facade to please the parents, church, etc.
 
If my dick didn't work and I was relegated to stuffing a rubber torpedo attached to my balls in my wife's vagina, that information literally couldn't be tortured out of me. Nick gives that information out for free.
It's even more embarrassing that this limp-dick faggot admits that than that it's true.

Why the fuck would you publicly admit this?

What is wrong with this impotent faggot Balldo Man?
Oh jeeeez guys I can't believe no show tonight! I sure hope he's not driving into the city for any hotel lobby meetups!!
Oh no another "unexpected drive." More like an unexpected penis up his ass. Fucking homo.
 
Thinks men are getting more gay bc they care what MEN think about their looks instead of what women like. Hence long, gross beards that women hate etc. "Men need to look like money." (He's probably right on that one.)
Women don't hate beards, they just have the market is over saturated. We can see the same thing with women and tattoos, a woman with a tattoo is less sought after than a woman without because every woman seems to have them. The real reason men aren't maintaining their facial hair is they are depressed. You have the whole system beating on them. From telling them they are evil just for existing to eroding their family by telling them it's great their mom is on onlyfans because at least she's making money. They have no safety net.

He isn't wrong about the money bit but that is just straight up PUA stuff passed down from forever. Women will overlook a lot of stuff if they think you are wealthy. Maybe next he'll suggest men start doing this new thing called 'negging,' I hear it's super effective.
 
It's a logical fallacy and a simpleton's understanding of health and disease.

As I mentioned previously, OB/GYN's prescribe progesterone supplementation both pre&postconception to women with a history of recurrent miscarriages because A) sometimes it works and B) they can't do fuck all else.

But I doubt they even bother to test these women's progesterone levels (which is a fool's errand to collect and interpret anyhow). And they are supplementing these women regardless of the test results if they are even testing in the first place.
You may hate or love what I'm about to say, but maybe you will find this at least moderately amusing. I once knew a woman who claimed they had a severe(!) "progesterone deficiency" that caused psychosis once a month. Something they conveniently would not remember and led to them abusing their husband on that consistent of a basis. In all fairness, the husband agreed with this Dx and was the one who drove her to the quack. (Poor guy, I guess.) She also claimed she was raised in a cult where her father believed he was Jesus, had sex with both the Virgin (his wife) and his wife's sister (Mary Magdelene) and they liked to proclaim different family members were all characters in the Bible. I don't remember who she was meant to be because I didn't care.

I bring this up to say the progesterone explanation above would probably pass for a valid diagnosis to many people even with "modern" medicine. If they didn't know the other bits about her history, of course. Quackery is a fast growing field in the US.

Although I agree hormones can do unexpected things, but I can see someone like Kayla taking any such diagnosis and adding their own flare if you will, to further elucidate and highlight other neurotic claims to fill in the blanks. The same kind of mental illness who takes fucking children to a chiropractor, by the way. Versus just making the entire family get off their ass and being more physically active. Which would be cheaper.

In the US, if one has money, then such cash can be exchanged for a more "special" sounding explanation for one's issues other than simply being a moron.

For example, when the heat allergy was brought up on Kiwi in more detail, there was recap not too long after where Nick conveniently starts complaining about it on stream (Edit: I believe it was one of the hot tub streams). Here Nick is not very bright, because this just proves he's one of those delicate schmucks that is very attached to his labels and "issues" to explain away his various shortcomings. Which means he probably is more likely than others to doctor shop. Among other things. I found that little behavioral cue to be quite illuminating.

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Although I agree hormones can do unexpected things, but I can see someone like Kayla taking any such diagnosis and adding their own flare if you will, to further elucidate and highlight other neurotic claims to fill in the blanks. The same kind of mental illness who takes fucking children to a chiropractor, by the way. Versus just making the entire family get off their ass and being more physically active. Which would be cheaper.

Your anecdote sounds like pretty classic Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD) which is the modern PC name for PMS.

The exact cause of PMDD is currently unknown. Ovarian hormone levels during the menstrual cycle do not differ between individuals with PMDD the general population.[4]
First line treatment for PMDD is with selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs), which can be administered continuously throughout the menstrual cycle or intermittently, with treatment only during the symptomatic phase (approximately 14 days per cycle).[9] Hormonal therapy with oral contraceptives that contain drospirenone have demonstrated efficiency in reducing PMDD symptoms as well

As per common lore, women with PMDD experience mental illness symptoms limited solely to the last two weeks of their menstrual cycles and the distressing symptoms are relieved by the arrival of menstruation.

Mildly interesting factoids
- PMDD is essentially the only condition that I'm aware of (other than premature ejaculation) where antidepressants can be taken as needed instead of daily. It's commonly accepted practice to allow/advise women to only take their SSRIs at a set interval prior to the anticipation of luteal phase mood symptoms. Which is totally against common tenets of SSRI use for other conditions like depression, where it's commonly held that it takes at least a week to have any clinical effect and in many cases as long as 4 weeks.
- The side effect of inability to orgasm in men while on antidepressants is taken advantage of for men with premature ejaculation. SSRIs are specifically prescribed first line solely to decrease sensation and make them last longer.
- Essentially all birth control pills contain the same type of estrogen, although at slightly different doses. The difference between the Coke and Pepsi brands of birth control pills is the progesterone type and dose. Essentially all birth control pills containing both are considered non-inferior to each other because trials are never done head-to-head, but against placebo. Thus doctors literally recommend brands with absolutely zero critical thought.
- The progesterone Drosperinone claimed to help with PMS is a relatively new hormone brought to market over a decade ago. It is purported to have side benefits for women such as better acne control, but was also initially reported to cause more blood clots than traditional birth control pills. There was controversy whether the increased thrombotic events were actually specific to the new chemical or if it was simply overreporting of bad outcomes because of a new drug on the market compared to old hat.

That's a good point I hadn't considered re: Kayla's comorbid mental health stuff, her other wacky health beliefs like panfamily chiro visits and her remotely shilling CBD products on stream.

It's certainly possible that she has created her own kooky narrative as to her reproductive difficulties that Nick is simply parroting.
 
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