Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fools Idol]

By the request of @Captain Manning and with the assistance of @The Yellow Dart I present my latest low-effort edit.


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Nick looks like a total faggot when he feigns confusion at what Eric July is telling him at 1:12 of that clip. Nigga can't act for shit.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

If Nick ever strikes Elissa we will know he's flipped his freeze peach stance. He's already hinted that he would since he's said he was gonna do those private videos for Locals.

Nick went back on his 1A principles the second he tossed Cynthia and HydroPX out of his Locals for "harming his business" (ie. Being the tall poppy in a field of sycophant ballwashers).

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick went back on his 1A principles the second he tossed Cynthia and HydroPX out of his Locals for "harming his business" (ie. Being the tall poppy in a field of sycophant ballwashers).

I agree but he can spin that in his wet lawyer brain that he didn't actually violate any principles. Striking Elissa for clipping him, after saying tons of times that anyone could clip anything, would be a harder sell.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

What? Idk if you are trying to make some sort of Montegraph reference/joke but you're just giving him ammunition to claim that this site is full of retards making shit up about him when it's mostly real criticism. Stop being retarded.

Man you say that like he isn't just going to do that anyway. Why are you expecting rational thought out of a cow? Especially a boozehound, degenerate cow

 

[TheKillingWords]

Nick looks like a total faggot when he feigns confusion at what Eric July is telling him at 1:12 of that clip. Nigga can't act for shit.

Additionally, at 0:20, you know he'll defend his stance by saying, "It doesn't say trespassing on the report! It doesn't say trespassing, does it?! It says 'STALKING' which is entirely different than trespassing! I know because I'm a lawyer!"

 

[Potatoherder]

Not a clean log and had to merge two captures. Rant count/amount should be accurate as it only lost 3 minutes at most. All deleted and muted messages were spam. Based on file size the chat seemed pretty lively but unique users seem to be super low for the amount of viewers. Even if i lost some in the merging i doubt it was anywhere near 500.

Someone isn't happy with Nick libertarian bullshit.

DSPGaming

Libertarians are such fags. “It’s weird man”, “I don’t care”. You can use those BS excuses when it comes to Eric July & no one is hurt/affected but not when hundreds & eventually 1000s are slaughtered

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[Neetorino]

By the request of @Captain Manning and with the assistance of @The Yellow Dart I present my latest low-effort edit.


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This is kind of important to keep in mind. There's been so much sperging about if he knew or didn't know, or was kept in the dark, but he was directly told by Eric that the police were called and a report was made. The whole thing is on him, either he was dishonest about what Eric said, or was too fucking drunk to remember which is why he went with the "yes, well maybe" bullshit to get the answer he wants to justify his tardfit. Sounds pretty shyster-y to me, I can't believe Ralph was right the whole tims about Nick being one. What a world we live in.

 

[Garth]

you're just giving him ammunition to claim that this site is full of retards making shit up about him when it's mostly real criticism

Why should anyone here care what the nose thinks about the site/thread?

You can't fix him.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Not a clean log and had to merge two captures. Rant count/amount should be accurate as it only lost 3 minutes at most. All deleted and muted messages were spam. Based on file size the chat seemed pretty lively but unique users seem to be super low for the amount of viewers. Even if i lost some in the merging i doubt it was anywhere near 500.

Someone isn't happy with Nick libertarian bullshit.

DSPGaming

Libertarians are such fags. “It’s weird man”, “I don’t care”. You can use those BS excuses when it comes to Eric July & no one is hurt/affected but not when hundreds & eventually 1000s are slaughtered

Man, he's getting like 300usd a stream but only streams like 9 times a month so it's around the range 3000usd but he said his kids' snack budget alone is 2000usd!! He has his contract money and locals but he's gotta be constantly shaving away at his wealth rather than growing it.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Additionally, at 0:20, you know he'll defend his stance by saying, "It doesn't say trespassing on the report! It doesn't say trespassing, does it?! It says 'STALKING' which is entirely different than trespassing! I know because I'm a lawyer!"

I'm not a 'murican but isn't stalking worse than trespassing?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Why should anyone here care what the nose thinks about the site/thread?

You can't fix him.

Lying about people being pedophiles isn't cool or funny. This site causes so much butthurt because people's real behavior is documented here and made fun of. If you just post a bunch if made up shit then this becomes just a fanfiction thread without purpose other than you taking out your revenge fantasies on your e-daddy who disappointed you and it makes you look like a faggot.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Man you say that like he isn't just going to do that anyway. Why are you expecting rational thought out of a cow? Especially a boozehound, degenerate cow

Why should anyone here care what the nose thinks about the site/thread?

You can't fix him.

Don't risk litigation just to get a "win" on Nick by doing to him what he's done to Monty.

 

[Spaded Dave]

@Null While I was editing that previous clip I remembered something you said. I've contributed enough low-effort edits to this thread, I figured it was time for a medium-effort one. I humbly present to you, Nick vs Alcohol, taken from the now infamous 7 hour rage stream. The top is all of the clips of him with alcohol, the bottom is all of the clips without alcohol, and the percentages don't change until near the end. Sorry for any confusion, but it's the best way I could think of to present it with the amount of time I was willing to put into it.

Disclaimer: The beginning isn't sped up nearly as much as the rest of the video so I could match it to the length of Josh's voiceover. You might find individual frames in the top that don't display alcohol, but that is because if he put it down and then immediately picked it up within seconds I didn't take the time to clip out and separate the frames that it wasn't technically on camera. I similarly didn't clip out frames where it only appeared for a few seconds, so it likely balances out.

Edit: Added total time at the end per @4stardaysbahbe and also added a description of what the footage represents and downgraded the rating from high to medium effort.

 

[Null]

I don't understand the footage. It's 50% but there's two streams?

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

@Null While I was editing that previous clip I remembered something you said. I've contributed enough low-effort edits to this thread, I figured it was time for a high-effort one. I humbly present to you, Nick vs Alcohol, taken from the now infamous 7 hour rage stream.


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Disclaimer: The beginning isn't sped up nearly as much as the rest of the video so I could match it to the length of Josh's voiceover. You might find individual frames in the top that don't display alcohol, but that is because if he put it down and then immediately picked it up within seconds I didn't take the time to clip out and separate the frames that it wasn't technically on camera. I similarly didn't clip out frames where it only appeared for a few seconds, so it likely balances out.

Should add how sped up it is so we can extrapolate just how much time he's holding up his liquid copium

 

[Spaded Dave]

I don't understand the footage. It's 50% but there's two streams?

It's a side-by-side of all of the time in that 7-hour stream that he was wielding alcohol vs the time he was not. The top was all of the alcohol clips pressed together and the bottom is the clips without alcohol.

Should add how sped up it is so we can extrapolate just how much time he's holding up his liquid copium

The total time I had to compress was about 6 hours from the start of the tracking. So he had alcohol in hand for ~2h 45m.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

It's a side-by-side of all of the time in that 7-hour stream that he was wielding alcohol vs the time he was not. The top was all of the alcohol clips pressed together and the bottom is the clips without alcohol.



The total time I had to compress was about 6 hours from the start of the tracking. So he had alcohol in hand for ~2h 45m.

Cool, could be pertinent information to put in the video itself next time. Good work sitting through drunkle the clown though

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's a side-by-side of all of the time in that 7-hour stream that he was wielding alcohol vs the time he was not. The top was all of the alcohol clips pressed together and the bottom is the clips without alcohol.

It might have been clearer if you'd just included one uncut video sped up and increased the appropriate percentage when Nick was holding his drink / not holding his drink. Rather than it just being stuck at 50% for the whole video it would have been more dynamic with the percentages taking turns overtaking each other until eventually non-drinking Nick won out.

Edit: a word

 

[Maude Snew]

Man, he's getting like 300usd a stream but only streams like 9 times a month so it's around the range 3000usd but he said his kids' snack budget alone is 2000usd!! He has his contract money and locals but he's gotta be constantly shaving away at his wealth rather than growing it.

 

[Trombonista]

It's this. He doesn't care at all about being genuine or arguing the law in good faith. Without exaggeration, the only time he beings up his """knowledge""" about law or his """credentials""" is when he's trying to appeal to his own authority and use it as a cudgel.

I'm not exaggerating at all, by the way. Look at every one of his legal takes. If we exclude the gimmes like Melinda Scott and Russell Greer, every single one of his hot legal takes has literally just been him spouting his opinion off as if it were infallible fact, ignoring actual legal theory. Rittenhouse and Depp were the only times where his opinion just coincidentally lined up with the facts, and even then, he got literally everything wrong except for the outcome.

He is a child raping fraud, simple as. I want to be very clear, I am accusing Nicholas Rakieta of being both a literal child molester that literally rapes children, and a fraud in the legal sense of the word.

If you have solid proof of him being a child rapist, please share it. Otherwise, please drop this accusation.