Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Wendy Wheelchair said:
Is there any word more meaningless in this day and age than "unsafe"?
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EDIT: It made this, though. I guess eating the cornstarch is going too far.
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Well, in my limited testing I discovered that DALL-E 3 apparently doesn't know what Alegria or Corporate Memphis is but it does get flat art

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Funny part is I wasn't even being offensive in the bughive understanding of the term without the exact context of this thread. I think the string that got me suspended was "white people trying to cook but they don't use enough seasoning while enlightened black people look down disapprovingly in flat art style"
 
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Kiwis. I dont get it. Im as pale as it gets and

1. Smoke alarm beeping is the most annoying shit. Ill wins up with half of them down at 3 am to figure out which fucker has the problem because I can't ignore that shit. I assumed I was only slightly more autist than most in this. Mr kittens is the same.

2. I tried some corn starch. We keep it in the house so I tried about a pinch. It's ...starch. its not unlike uncooked flour or rice flour and I dont know what I expected because its no duh thats what it would be but.... its not gross. It's not good. It just is. I'm not even sure how you'd crave such a bland thing. When I need extra iron I mostly will shiv a bitch for a steak or good spinach and the notion that I'd fight for spinach is usually my clue of hey dumb dumb, take an iron supplement. As a woman who isnt ancient its near impossible to over do the iron without being a massive tard. So I still don't get it.

That there are etsy and ebay listings for people making some kinda chunk or brick outta this blows my mind. Are we sure they aren't hiding bags of blow in it? This isn't actually code for shipping cigarettes or idk fucking anything that makes more sense than ..corn starch you can get at any goddamn grocery store in the south and Amazon if thats regional and I dont know it.


I feel like I'm being pranked and im too oblivious to get the joke..
 
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Caesare said:
They can't just do normal corporal punishment like actual human beings. They have to make it weird, gross, and perverted child molestation that's more torture than discipline.
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Flaming Insignias said:
There's something really wrong with blacks and discipline. They can't just spank a kid behind the woodshed, they have to violently beat the shit out of them in public. Can't just do the “smoke the whole pack” punishment to teach Billy not to sneak cigarettes, they apparently see nothing wrong with forcing a toddler to drink half a bottle of whiskey because she drank something she didn't know was booze (kid died, by the way). And now I’ve been told they season their kid's genitals to punish… interacting with boys? I can't even see the connective tissue here, this just feels like psychotic nigger shit and it certainly explains why they consider brutal violence an appropriate response to minor slights.
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This is the prime example of 75-IQ lobotomized retards seeing something that ordinary people do, not realizing why they do it, and then morphing it into some sort of bizarre, sick parody of itself. Hispanics and Asians and Eastern Europeans turn out to be fairly ordinary adults (when raised in traditional households with both parents, that is) because La Chancla and the like are bog-standard ways of smacking your kids for doing something stupid so they won't do it again. Leave it to blacks to take "discipline" and interpret that as torture straight out of the Guantanamo playbook.
 
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A.P. Hill said:
This is the prime example of 75-IQ lobotomized retards seeing something that ordinary people do, not realizing why they do it, and then morphing it into some sort of bizarre, sick parody of itself. Hispanics and Asians and Eastern Europeans turn out to be fairly ordinary adults (when raised in traditional households with both parents, that is) because La Chancla and the like are bog-standard ways of smacking your kids for doing something stupid so they won't do it again. Leave it to blacks to take "discipline" and interpret that as torture straight out of the Guantanamo playbook.
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It unironically reminds me of animal breaking. If a dog kills a chicken, an old farm trick was to tie the dead chicken to the dogs collar and let it rot.
 
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A.P. Hill said:
This is the prime example of 75-IQ lobotomized retards seeing something that ordinary people do, not realizing why they do it, and then morphing it into some sort of bizarre, sick parody of itself. Hispanics and Asians and Eastern Europeans turn out to be fairly ordinary adults (when raised in traditional households with both parents, that is) because La Chancla and the like are bog-standard ways of smacking your kids for doing something stupid so they won't do it again. Leave it to blacks to take "discipline" and interpret that as torture straight out of the Guantanamo playbook.
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La Chancla is an ancient Aztec punishment dealt to naughty children. How dare you call it bog standard!
 
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Dipodomys said:
It unironically reminds me of animal breaking. If a dog kills a chicken, an old farm trick was to tie the dead chicken to the dogs collar and let it rot.
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That wouldn't teach the dog anything unless you were intending to tell them you're insane. The dog would just want to eat the rotting chicken. A lot of the old school dog training methods can be boiled down to "human with fragile ego and zero patience lashes out at a four legged toddler." Same can be said about some of the, uh, colorful punishments black kids endure.
 
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Dipodomys said:
It unironically reminds me of animal breaking. If a dog kills a chicken, an old farm trick was to tie the dead chicken to the dogs collar and let it rot.
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It's funny in the sad way that also makes you somewhat enraged to watch nogs rant about the "horrors" that slaves were subjected to and then turn around and do the same things to their own children.
 
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
That wouldn't teach the dog anything unless you were intending to tell them you're insane. The dog would just want to eat the rotting chicken. A lot of the old school dog training methods can be boiled down to "human with fragile ego and zero patience lashes out at a four legged toddler." Same can be said about some of the, uh, colorful punishments black kids endure.
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You're exactly right, it's retarded and it always has been. They tie it in a way that the dog can't get at it. It stresses them out to the point that they become terrified of the smell of chickens.

It's no different than what that father did. He taught his daughter that he was violently insane, and that she can expect pain when she interacts with men. And she doesn't see anything wrong with it.
 
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TooManyKittens said:
Kiwis. I dont get it. Im as pale as it gets and

1. Smoke alarm beeping is the most annoying shit. Ill wins up with half of them down at 3 am to figure out which fucker has the problem because I can't ignore that shit. I assumed I was only slightly more autist than most in this. Mr kittens is the same.

2. I tried some corn starch. We keep it in the house so I tried about a pinch. It's ...starch. its not unlike uncooked flour or rice flour and I dont know what I expected because its no duh thats what it would be but.... its not gross. It's not good. It just is. I'm not even sure how you'd crave such a bland thing. When I need extra iron I mostly will shiv a bitch for a steak or good spinach and the notion that I'd fight for spinach is usually my clue of hey dumb dumb, take an iron supplement. As a woman who isnt ancient its near impossible to over do the iron without being a massive tard. So I still don't get it.

That there are etsy and ebay listings for people making some kinda chunk or brick outta this blows my mind. Are we sure they aren't hiding bags of blow in it? This isn't actually code for shipping cigarettes or idk fucking anything that makes more sense than ..corn starch you can get at any goddamn grocery store in the south and Amazon if thats regional and I dont know it.


I feel like I'm being pranked and im too oblivious to get the joke..
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Check your privilege cracker.
 
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Nogs itchin for that cornstarch brick is funny. Them having smoke alarm immunity is funny.

Sexually assaulting their fucking daughters because ?they talked to the opposite sex? is so insane and heinous I don't even know what to fucking say.

What the fuck will America's Greatest teach whitey next?
 
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Have we talked about watermelon in this thread? Does anyone know why it is associated with blacks? I do like to eat it in Summer, it's a nice fruit. Why the association?

I don't follow fitness influencers very closely and I have missed that this guy, known as "Kali Muscle", did an idiotic watermelon-only diet.

I haven't explored this in depth because it really does not deserve it. It is as stupid as it sounds.
I was surprised to see that he did this diet a couple months ago. It seems it did not go that well as in that period he nearly fainted at least once

But don't worry! Only fruit and vegetables diet is great! For the small price of 100$ you too can faint (and shit your pants)!
[Kali is the guy on the left; I have no clue who is the one of the right]
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Dipodomys said:
It unironically reminds me of animal breaking. If a dog kills a chicken, an old farm trick was to tie the dead chicken to the dogs collar and let it rot.
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My dog would probably enjoy that, the way she likes to try and roll in rabbit shit and any other smelly garbage she finds. Especially right after it's had a bath.

Soggy paper straw said:
Have we talked about watermelon in this thread? Does anyone know why it is associated with blacks? I do like to eat it in Summer, it's a nice fruit. Why the association?
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It's a fruit that Southerners like. It's associated with them whether they're black or White because it grows well in the Deep South and the majority of blacks live in the South. I don't think it's been talked about in this thread because it's a normal fruit and it doesn't involve niggers eating corn starch or pouring 8000 tons of season salt and orange soda on it during its preparation.

The only even slightly exotic thing (that's really not) about ppl and their watermelon is putting salt on it to give a nice contrast to the sweetness. I know a lot of country people do this whether White or nigger.

That fruit diet thing you posted is funny though. Sounds completely awful. That's how Steve Jobs killed himself instead of taking normal medicine.
 
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