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Lerias said:
Five years of being on the farms will also possibly have conditioned him to learn that we fucking archive everything, so if he wants to DFE it'll completely be at his own loss and labeled forever as yet another OrsonZedd. Just missing the fucking video game monkeys part.
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TVB's posts were all benign one sentence responses that added nothing to the conversation or getting unnecessarily pissy as you've seen. His saving grace is that like his posts, he's nowhere near as interesting as OrsonZedd and probably won't be remembered as such.
 
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damn lol this is the first time someone I've interacted with here has been outed (in this thread huehuehue).
he was a regular poster in the MMA thread and his posts were usually non offensive one liners, but he'd occasionally post some strange shit, like this


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I remember sitting in confusion for like 10 minutes wondering what this meant. low weight? I haven't a clue, I guess it's a joke of some kind?

but this post was so confusing, that for a while I wondered if he lived in a parallel world or something
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he's referring to ex bantamweight champion, Aljamain Sterling, and saying he got boring after being "crushed" by Merab Dvalishvili.. which makes no fucking sense at all?
Merab and Aljo never fought, and in fact they famously have stated they will never fight:
“We are good friends and we’re not going to fight each other. Aljo is champion. I believe he will defend his belt and he will be a champion for a long time. I have to win a couple more fights to fight for the title, but we will figure something out (if I get there). But one thing is for sure: We’re never going to fight. Me and Aljo, we’re never going to fight each other,” Dvalishvili told reporters ahead of UFC 266
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I was so fucking baffled at what he could have meant. Aljo refers to his style of fighting as 'the human backpack' so he's never really been known for excitement to begin with, so it's even more bizarre to claim he got boring after allegedly losing badly to someone he has never fought and plans never to fight

him being a kid is a relief, because the only other explanation is that he was an alien or from another timeline
 
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Asian tech support said:
TVB's posts were all benign one sentence responses that added nothing to the conversation or getting unnecessarily pissy as you've seen. His saving grace is that like his posts, he's nowhere near as interesting as OrsonZedd and probably won't be remembered as such.
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OrsonZedd was outed as a Donkey Kong-fucking manchild sperg after trying to defend troons and the famous "ontologically evil" phrase on the Farms. 8 year user of Kiwi Farms at that point.

TVBForever was outed as a Family Guy and anime-loving (soon to be) manchild sperg after acting so autistic he had to be removed from the Discord server for the KF Movie Night. 5 year user of Kiwi Farms at that point.

Definitely similarities to be found in both cases, and I actually signed up to the site just because of what was happening to this thread's best creation - Alan Michael White. But you're sort of right in the fact that TVB won't be remembered too much I guess.
 
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I also forgot to mention TVB was a massive know it all. He always tried to add his two cents to everything, even shit he clearly didn't understand, like the aforementioned MMA example.

Another MMA example:

One night we were watching a UFC fight and all of us were watching it, I forgot who was fighting who but one guy got the shit kicked out of him and we all acted appropriately. All except tvb. Tvb added his two cents like 30 seconds later like "wow. Yes that was a good shit kicking. What a good series of punches."
I cringed so hard with his attempts to fit in I almost developed an aneurysm.


This was another reason why everyone was annoyed with him on vc.
 
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Ogre Magi said:
I think it really says something that all the actual adults could feel there was something off about him, but never came forward about it until now.
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It says that this place has become kind of soft. I see way weirder and more embarrassing personal stuff get posted on here than what he posted that by all means should get made fun of, but no one really seems to mention it until the person eats a ban.
 
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johnny dollars said:
who works 6 hours a day (like that guy on Jesse Waters from r/antiwork).
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6 hours sounds specific. I would assume that's just school though, it depends on your jurisdiction but in America (where he lives, listed on his YouTube about me) I believe school starts at 8-9 AM and ends at 2-3PM. Which is exactly a 6 hour timeframe.

Basically just admitted to still be going to school if I'm correct about the length of the American school day. 🤔
 
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Odd Opossum said:
It says that this place has become kind of soft. I see way weirder and more embarrassing personal stuff get posted on here than what he posted that by all means should get made fun of, but no one really seems to mention it until the person eats a ban.
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As a noob I'm probably out of line but back in the day when I used to pop in occasionally to see if Chris was doing okay this place seemed way more cut-throat and willing to start fights over perceived inadequacies... have we become too timid?
 
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Pedophobe said:
have we become too timid?
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I wouldn't say that, it's just that those people you're talking about left the forum for a variety of reasons, so the ones that are left are smaller in number and the newer people care more about hating trannies/talking about political stuff and don't really care about the usual dog-eat-dog culture troll forums used to have.
 
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Odd Opossum said:
I wouldn't say that, it's just that those people you're talking about left the forum for a variety of reasons, so the ones that are left are smaller in number and the newer people care more about hating trannies/talking about political stuff and don't really care about the usual dog-eat-dog culture troll forums used to have.
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Old fags often age out of troll posting too. Too much effort. It's hard to concentrate on trolling when you're having to tell zoomers to get off your lawn every thirty seconds.
 
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That's the same guy who complained about zoomers in the TF2 thread 3 weeks ago:
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Engineer Gaming as a meme had some promise until more and more zoomerfags ruined the entire meme, like they always do with any meme. Fuck zoomers, I pray and wish for TOTAL ZOOMER DEATH
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The irony is palpable :smug:

Edit: Turns out he probably wasn't underage after all. Oh well.
 
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