2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

[Sperghetti]

Isn't it Istanbul? I think there was a whole song...

Maybe we should ask the Turks.

 

[CHARizard]

Wonder how her brother is doing

 

[Random Internet Person]

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Bring it on goatfuckers.

Plenty of people here would love to settle unfinished business after you took out our towers. Iraq wasn't enough.

Seethe stickerfags

I’ve always seen this as more of “right wingers looking for a chance to do the things to help their country the government refuses to do”, but this viewpoint works too.

27 States Sue Biden Admin. To End ‘Catch-and-Release Loophole’ At Southern Border, Citing Terror Threat​

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Could be a good side effect of this war. People are going to be spooked about terrorism for a bit.

But what’s going to come of it? The only way I can see deportations happening is if they hear about right wingers taking hostages and later killing them. Or going on Murder sprees like it’s a zombie apocalypse.

Thank god. It’s ridiculous that the Mexican military does more to secure their border than we do our own.

Just a few weeks ago they blew two poor fuckers to hell and still hunting the injured ones just for crossing in and not stopping for them. Why are we not doing that? If mexico can get away with it, american sure as hell can, if not just sweep it under the rug entirely.

Because the President isn’t Mr. Pepe Polanon , and the right is still in a sort of civil war over whether or not to give fucks about things like PR and optics.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Isn't it Istanbul? I think there was a whole song...

It's still Constantinople in my Romeaboo heart.

Maybe we should ask the Turks.

Real Nigs still call it Miklagard.

 

[Meat Target]

Also is unsurprising news, money printer go brrrr

I bet Prince Zelenskyiyiyiyiyiy is currently seething about someone else getting the free goybucks for once.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Maybe we should ask the Turks.

nah, no turk has ever had an opinion worth asking.

Since she’s so ashamed of her porn career I’ve been beating off to her old videos as a form of dignified protest:

god speed you, her videos are always bad and she was always such a boring terrible porn star, so if you can beat it out to her then go for it.

 

[OrionBalls]

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Wonder how her brother is doing

No one takes that pansy-ass seriously. He'd catch the vapors just by getting on a plane to the Middle East

 

[convulsion swell]

Question: How does a secular town of 750 people have a birthrate that allows for the town to have at least 40 babies at one time?

The fact of the matter is that all 750 residents of that town were babies, and Hamas behead each one individually on camera and stacked the skulls into a big swastika.

 

[OrionBalls]

Some song about a birdhouse I think, I dunno

Damn, now I have to listen to that, again. Some levity is well appreciated. Thank you, fren.

 

[Uncle Buck]

If anyone says you're a fence sitter, show them this. The two state "solution" is THE pinnacle of a fence sitting position. How many times now has this not fucking worked?
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Except that the Palestinian Authority has rejected every offer of a four two-state solution, particularly the "Camp David" offer in 2000 and that offered by ex-PM Olmert in 2008 and that Hamas is opposed to any agreement other than, "'Palestine' from the river to the sea".

 

[King George III]

The Israeli army said Wednesday an "error” was behind reports of a suspected “aerial infiltration” from Lebanon, and that a rocket alert in the north was due to a launch from Gaza.
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[Enoch Emery]

Except that the Palestinian Authority has rejected every offer of a four two-state solution, particularly the "Camp David" offer in 2000 and that offered by ex-PM Olmert in 2008 and that Hamas is opposed to any agreement other than, "Palestine from the river to the sea".

Because all of the offered two state solutions are just a way for Israel to take complete control over the area while also making sure Palestinians can't vote.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Maybe we should ask the Turks.

Nobody cares what they think. They are stinky.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Because all of the offered two state solutions are just a way for Israel to take complete control over the area while also making sure Palestinians can't vote.

How is giving 98 percent of the West Bank including east Jerusalem and also giving them Gaza a way for Israel to take complete control over the area?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I bet Prince Zelenskyiyiyiyiyiy currently seething about someone else getting the free goybucks for once.

Pretending there is a difference.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Damn, now I have to listen to that, again. Some levity is well appreciated. Thank you, fren.

Quick link for those who want to listen

 

[Uncle Buck]

Because all of the offered two state solutions are just a way for Israel to take complete control over the area while also making sure Palestinians can't vote.

So in addition to the "right of return" to seize land and murder people in Israel proper, they were supposed to be allowed to vote in Israeli elections, despite being citizens of a "palestinian" nation [not Jordan, the original "second state"]?

They have an interesting concept of statehood.

How is giving 98 percent of the West Bank including east Jerusalem and also giving them Gaza a way for Israel to take complete control over the area?

To be fair, their idea of control over "98% of the West Bank" is the West Bank minus the so-called "illegal" settlements [but they promise unspecified land "swaps" (probably in the Negev)], parts of the Jordan River Valley that would be subject to a 99 year lease and a variant of the checkpoint system in place now under the convoluted A/B/C authority-zone scheme.

Not great offers, to be sure, but given the insistence on the "right of return", whereby "palestinians" in perpetuity - because any "palestinian" living anywhere or being born anywhere is somehow a "refugee" under UN rules - can simply "return" to and take land anywhere in Israel and murder the current landowner if they object, it doesn't appear that either side is negotiating in good faith.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I don't think we have to fully go to war, but we do have to retrieve them. You should care if people think they can kill Americans with impunity.

They are already dead. Don't believe there has been any evidence that any of them are still alive either after Israel refused to negotiate and started glassing Gaza. To retrieve the hostages that may or may not be alive that may possibly be American. You will need to do a full ground invasion, killing how many more Americans in pure urban warfare hell that will go on for months to retrieve dead bodies.

 

[12345678901]

Ottoman Empire is so back.
If all the hostages aren't raped to death yet, great sultan will save them.

 

[im5!XxhO]

At best a few hostages will come out of this alive by getting lost in the chaos or someone having grown to fond of them to execute them. If even 10 come out of this alive that would be a better than expected outcome. It sucks but that's how it is. Effectively they are dead.