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Inside your walls said:
For those unfamiliar, Gretchen Felker-Martin is a mini lolcow often encountered in the Tranny sideshow thread and the troon who wrote a book called Manhunt, where two troons (one of them being his self-inserts) hunt down TERFs, with one of his characters getting a boner when fantasizing about raping one.
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Funnily enough, a gang of troons hunting down women is something I would expect out of Manhunt the game, with plenty of jokes and innuendo as Cash hunts them down since R* hasn't cucked out by that point.
I think Keffals was 100% behind that post, and if it wasn't him it was somebody within his discord circle. I haven't had an account back then, but I was lurking and I was everything go down, didn't buy it for a second.
But that's all null now, since .net is back and Keffals is a social pariah nobody wants to associate with(Except for the White House, lol)
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Yeah Chloe Segal was fucking nuts.
You don't pick immolation as a way to exit if you have any unfucked cards left in the deck tbh. It's about the worst way to go I can think of. Always thought it showed just how divorced from reality Segal was that their last words were supposedly
"I didn't think it would hurt this much"
Nigger what? Anyone who's ever burned themselves on a cigarette or scalded themselves with coffee would know that covering yourself with fucking gasoline and lighting your ass up is not gonna be a fun time.
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I saw someone on 4chan recently blame KiwiFarms for probably tricking John "Chloe Sagal" Neumann into thinking that self-immolation was painless. There is a possibility that he was joking, but it's kind of hard to tell.

GamerGateSurvivor said:
Pretending to be a victim of child abuse to own someone is like crank calling a fire department so you can laugh at them while they look for a burning house. Lucas and his people are pure dog shit.
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Or like calling the police department to report a terrorist threat and then feigning outrage when they come to investigate it.
I'm still actually mad that we got blamed for the MTG swatting. The swatter immediately calling back and claiming to be AltisticRight from kiwifarms.net was so stupid that I actually mentioned it to friends who know nothing about KF or trolling because even they realized how stupid it was... after all, the person had just falsely claimed to be someone else committing a crime, obviously they shouldn't be taken at their word when they claim to be someone else committing a different crime, as if they couldn't possibly lie twice. The fact that it actually became the dominant narrative was genuinely shocking to my jaded, shriveled soul. My expectations were so low, but they weren't low enough.

Inside your walls said:
For those unfamiliar, Gretchen Felker-Martin is a mini lolcow often encountered in the Tranny sideshow thread and the troon who wrote a book called Manhunt
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There is nothing mini about him.
 
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Inside your walls said:
Lucas got told to GTFO by his fellow trans sister Gretchen.
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Troon rapewhale and shitty author Micah "Gretchen" Felker-Martin now has his very own thread, btw.
 
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Keffals wasn't mentioned on Friday's MATI, it turns out Null was probably just waiting a few days to see if any new shit came out since that was the pattern from last week.

That's it folks, shows over, Keffals thread is once again going into a deep slumber after a week of hectic action.
See you all in 3-4 months where we will repeat this cycle :story:.

Edit, oh yeah and Keffals friend/mod has confirmed that Catboy Ranch is a 13+ Discord server.
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Something Awful said:
Keffals is streaming now, weighing in on current events. Mad at leftists simping for Hamas. "It's just fascists fighting fascists, literally Hitler versus Hitler in the Middle East".

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Ugh his moobs showing here is making me sick to my stomach. Why is this nigga so disgusting?
 
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Kees H said:
Ugh his moobs showing here is making me sick to my stomach. Why is this nigga so disgusting?
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I don't know why he insists on having those things flopping out for the camera.
Its better than earlier in the year when he was trying to ape Instathots and was constantly wearing push up bras and shit and low cut tops, but he still hasn't gotten out of the habit of subjecting the viewer to his moobs, complete with the Valley of Despair between them you could drive a fucking Hummer through.
 
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Something Awful said:
Keffals is streaming now, weighing in on current events. Mad at leftists simping for Hamas. "It's just fascists fighting fascists, literally Hitler versus Hitler in the Middle East".

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if i was keffals i would be careful about the way he paints this whole conflict given how he does happen to live in northern ireland.
 
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Punished Neco said:
That's it folks, shows over, Keffals thread is once again going into a deep slumber after a week of hectic action.
See you all in 3-4 months where we will repeat this cycle :story:.
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Oh contraire my dear friend, it is only heating up.

Hunter Lyon has released a hit piece video on his YouTube.


It’s 2 hours long and I’m currently working through it, but boy oh boy do I hope it gets better!

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Even the people who hate him aren't interested in poor Luke.
Its fucking over.

Hold up his mod is called BALD FUCKING CHRISTOPHER
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Oh my fucking sides.
Explains this I guess
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Poor Lucas just can't catch a break.
Baldness, and rumors of Baldness, follow his bald ass wherever he goes.
Even his mods are Bald.
Hairloss and the constant reminder of hairloss, is the price of the Faustian bargain that he made for his 15 minutes of fame during the Troon War.
He's had his moment in the sun, now his follicles are being called home, and the light of truth is revealing all his sins and iniquities as it glares from his shiney head.
Truly the curse is upon him.
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BALD.
 
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