Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Tranny Farmer]

This retard always gets upset at his parents for not celebrating with him when he screams like a lunatic over winning some money. "They can never be happy for me dude such buzzkills!"

Honestly, I just don't understand how the parents haven't kicked him out yet. Like, what is their game plan? Hoping he just wakes up one day and goes "Good news! I just found gainful employment and a beautiful girl I'm marrying. I'm moving out next week!". I can't even begin to imagine whats its like co-habitating with this sperg 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

Andrew will never change, he can't change. He'll always remain an addict. Best his parents can do is evict him and pretend he doesn't exist anymore.

Also, feel free to MATI me but it makes me sneed like nothing else how he can piss away my weekly wage only to get juiced while I have to spend 50 hours in the excel mine.

 

[Kees H]

Honestly, I just don't understand how the parents haven't kicked him out yet.

I think it's his mom mainly who doesn't want him to leave the house. He still has a couple of years to go on his probation, I think his mom is afraid he will go back to jail in a couple of hours when they kick him out.

If you hear the average interaction between him and his dad it's mainly screaming at each other, but with his mom he can have a "normal" interaction on camera. I can't help but think his father wants him gone already.

 

[break these cuffs]

Also, feel free to MATI me but it makes me sneed like nothing else how he can piss away my weekly wage only to get juiced while I have to spend 50 hours in the excel mine.

It's the same as with any cow people get angry about having money, looking at the DSP spergs here. Whenever it chaps your taint ask yourself this question: would you trade your life for Andrews to get the juicebux he has? You have to live his life as him. You don't get to magically fix his problems because you're not a retarded addict. Most cows lives are hell to some degree or another. He may not have to worry about work, but his existence is a miserable one that consists of addiction and self-loathing.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

Whenever it chaps your taint ask yourself this question: would you trade your life for Andrews to get the juicebux he has? You have to live his life as him. You don't get to magically fix his problems because you're not a retarded addict. Most cows lives are hell to some degree or another. He may not have to worry about work, but his existence is a miserable one that consists of addiction and self-loathing.

Thanks fellow farmer, putting things in perspective does make me feel a bit better.

 

[Collections Agent]

Thanks fellow farmer, putting things in perspective does make me feel a bit better.

Also keep in mind that he is like, extremely retarded and addicted. Like not even as an insult, in the literal definition sense. He knows how to make his life improve, but he can't stop gambling.

Does he have ANY money? Not anymore, drugs or gamba.
Did he gamba and win big? Gamba til 0, withdraw for crack and weed as necessary
Did he run out of money? Deposit everything he has.
Did he run out of that? Beg and pity farm like a little bitch.
He has lost over $500,000 in gamba on ONE SITE. He has probably put an additional significant percentage of that into drugs.

Unlike most addicts he gets multiple wake up calls a day when he's crying and begging strangers over having nothing, he has people (that he bans) try to encourage good behaviors like withdrawing or stopping.

When he asks for help he doesn't want help, he wants to be enabled. He is handed a silver platter literally daily to break the cycle with dozens of loser rats bothering him nonstop to remind him of it, and he only ever doubles down. If you try to help you're ignored at best.

His literal only insult is that he fucked your mom. He demonstrates extremely low IQ behavior constantly. He has trouble multiplying 2 decimal numbers by 2. Half the time he plays games he doesn't know if he wins or loses until the game tells him. He has no imagination and the only things he can do are RuneScape (which 8 year olds can play proficiently) and gamble which consists of hitting a button. Aside from that all he will do is scream at people and watch old videos.

He is someone to be pitied, not monetarily but from a meta perspective. Was he raised wrong? Did tragedy lead him here? Who knows. Doesn't matter. All that matters is he is a GIGANTIC retarded douchebag incapable of complex thought and unwilling to change, led entirely by his emotions and if funny number go up or down. I'm willing to bet most educated captive primates have a higher brain function than him.

So just laugh at him lmao.
( Although him mistreating his parents does bother me so meh )

 

[KaBob]

It's the same as with any cow people get angry about having money, looking at the DSP spergs here. Whenever it chaps your taint ask yourself this question: would you trade your life for Andrews to get the juicebux he has? You have to live his life as him. You don't get to magically fix his problems because you're not a retarded addict. Most cows lives are hell to some degree or another. He may not have to worry about work, but his existence is a miserable one that consists of addiction and self-loathing.

He's chained to the drugs and trapped by his gambling in the prison of his addiction.. He can't escape, his biggest desire is to own a car that he will never get because he forces himself to gamble everything away even when he tries his best to store it all away.
He gets donations from other negative gambling addicted freaks because a couple years ago he got lucky and hit a niche (OSRS) so he could build a moderate audience that he has sustained through gambling. The reputational cost alone isn't worth the money he makes from streaming, no matter what he says. I've seen comment sections of people that knew or know him that are all just laughing at this degenerate freak that thought he was a gangster in high school and got addicted to drugs. He is literally exposing all of his flaws and in a way his soul just to gamble all that money away and spend it on drugs.

 

[MadStan]

Wow.

If I had ever talked to my dad like that I would have been soundly beaten - and rightly so. I guess I respect my parents and loved them so it would never have occurred to me to speak to them like that.

That is a disgusting insight into what he is really all about. It shows him in a very unflattering light an outs him down the totem pole of humanity a few notches.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Honestly, I just don't understand how the parents haven't kicked him out yet. Like, what is their game plan? Hoping he just wakes up one day and goes "Good news! I just found gainful employment and a beautiful girl I'm marrying. I'm moving out next week!". I can't even begin to imagine whats its like co-habitating with this sperg 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

Andrew will never change, he can't change. He'll always remain an addict. Best his parents can do is evict him and pretend he doesn't exist anymore.

Also, feel free to MATI me but it makes me sneed like nothing else how he can piss away my weekly wage only to get juiced while I have to spend 50 hours in the excel mine.

If it's any consolation, the only reason he's able to make so much is because the casino knows they can extract it back from him. If you assume all the money bossman made (200 a day plus juice and subs) he got to keep, you would be correct, but since he loses it all in the end, really you are way better off for working a normal job despite initial appearances. There is no way to live the bossman lifestyle without losing everything, every time. Look at the other gambling streamers, trainwreckz supposedly made 360 million over 3 years streaming gambling, but most of that payment was probably in free wagers he had to spin. I don't watch his content but I've seen clips of him going against gambling, talking about how he would spend 7 million chasing a 4 million loss. I doubt he really got to keep the supposed 360 million he "made" in the end.

 

[RougeRed]

In response to the text wall I can't directly reply to: That 500,000 figure is how much he has wagered, not lost. If he spends 10 on roulette, that's 10 wagered. If he wins 50 and spends that as well, that's 60 wagered, but he's only actually spent 10.

 

[lilmayo420]

DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE !

 

[JustStopDude]

I feel extremely bad for his parents, who obviously love this fucktard way too much

Why? They raised him?

 

[RougeRed]

Why? They raised him?

I think the assumption is that because they care so much for him, they must have tried to raise him properly. He certainly lived a wealthier life than most. The problem is that no matter how good of a parent you are, you can't make your kids turn out well. It's up to them who they associate with and what kind of shit they decide to do. Unfortunately for them, Austin chose drugs and crime. It is still their fault for enabling him now, but they probably do so out of an unearned sense of personal failure for the trainwreck he's made of himself.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Fan down!

 

[ScurvyRat]

I just blinked and missed him ABSOLUTELY felting himself
Looked away for a second and he blew over 100 bucks

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Mines eating $100 in about 2 minutes. He climbed to about $300, slowly lost it all on slots and then dumped the rest into mines in record time.

He put up his BRB screen. Chat said he was gambling on Stake Keno. Got felted

 

[PIDE]

Austin re-enacting George Floyd:
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It had to be done.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Pixar has really outdone themselves with this one.

 

[RougeRed]

Saw no one posted much about LaBloood so far, so I poked around his Twitter a bit.

 

[Z-Barr's Back Nuts]

Mines eating $100 in about 2 minutes. He climbed to about $300, slowly lost it all on slots and then dumped the rest into mines in record time.
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He put up his BRB screen. Chat said he was gambling on Stake Keno. Got felted
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Maybe the solution to the mine game lagging is to not spam click and do them one at a time, or just play something fucking else.

 

[Det. Sipovich]

This dude's dopamine receptors must look like Gaza right now.