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[Flamin Park]

Newb Reddit troon, hasn't started HRT but all the chasers are giving themselves friction burn trying to fuck him

No pics but I can smell the neckbeard and double chin

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

What is it with trannies insisting on posting super old photos of themselves?

Before age of about 8 years, male and female children bodies look mostly the same (except for the genitalia obviously). You can tell them apart because we start to dress children up according to their sex/gender from birth, but for a few first years of life, a baby boy dressed up in a skirt, or a baby girl in jeans and a shirt is nearly indistinguishable, maybe except for hair length, if parents took them to a haidresser or barber regularly.

You have the ftm see her childhood picture and think "oh my I looked totally like a boy" (confirmation bias). Based on that she decides that she actually was a boy back then, despite having no balls. The opposite applies to mtfs too.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

The phrase “dykebreaking kink” has reminded me that troons killing themselves is a beautiful thing

These freaks should all be put on cattle cars and "relocated to the east."

TTD ASAP​

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lumbering troon has his gendies affirmed by walking in on a naked old woman
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A gender affirming experience.. Public women's bathroom edition!​

r/MtF • 17 hr. ago • by Reichenstein7

A group of us girlfriends went to the Virginia Safari Park today, where I had to use the women's restroom and had a very unexpected gender affirming experience. I generally attempt to use a single stall bathroom for safety reasons, but this place has a regular shared multi-stalled bathroom.

I went into the restroom by myself as my other two friends were doing something else at the moment in the car, and as soon as I opened the door there's this little old lady, half naked standing in front of the door at the sink.

I don't really feel like I pass so I did a hand gesture, with my hand on my chest and looked down in kind of a curtsy motion to turn around and leave the bathroom and she calls out to me; "oh it's all right dear, I was trying to get some of these clothes off as I got too hot and I seem to be caught up, can you please help me?" I, while minding my voice to the best of my ability, said sure and gave her a little hand gesture. (I mostly talk in hand gestures as I really need to work on my voice training.)

Sure enough, she had her shirt tangled in her bra, and I proceeded to free her shirt and get back down over her head. She thanked me, and I headed to the back stall. There was absolutely nothing awkward about this encounter other than my initial reaction, and it was kind of a beautiful moment of acceptance in a way.

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[Procopius]

It's been a while since anyone brought out the shelium, so let's meet "Katie"

Katie claims to be a voice actor, and is also about to get married, so in addition to wanting to pass physically (ha ha), he also wants his voice to pass on the big day. So he's practicing a couple of different voices.

Spoiler: Local copy of audio

He tried out his voice on a "how feminine is your voice" website, scored a very big number, so boasted it to twitter in a "bet your's isn't this big" way



The scores on the doors for those of you playing along at home


No mention of how many tries he took to get his high score, but he posted another attempt that somehow upset him. I've no idea why. The hugbox of course dives in to tell him how perfectly he passes



He then uploaded a file letting us all compare his (old) male voice, shelium 1 and shelium 2. I can't tell any difference between the latter, but I twinges of the first popping up all the way through.



Twitter video complete with pic showing a man with a head the size of Kevin Gibes' (is this the official measurement scale for troon heads? Or should we stick to Olympic sized swimming pools)

https://nitter.net/ChronoKatie/status/1711801039144284573#m

https://nitter.net/ChronoKatie/status/1711863369274184029#m

https://nitter.net/ChronoKatie/status/1711594544880291972#m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBUFbiBJaL0

 

[SugarSkullWishes1989]

Before age of about 8 years, male and female children bodies look mostly the same (except for the genitalia obviously). You can tell them apart because we start to dress children up according to their sex/gender from birth, but for a few first years of life, a baby boy dressed up in a skirt, or a baby girl in jeans and a shirt is nearly indistinguishable, maybe except for hair length, if parents took them to a haidresser or barber regularly.

You have the ftm see her childhood picture and think "oh my I looked totally like a boy" (confirmation bias). Based on that she decides that she actually was a boy back then, despite having no balls. The opposite applies to mtfs too.

True as that may be, troons don't usually post baby photos. And they're always in some super pink or frilly outfit their mom stuffed them in. Maybe they did wear jeans and t-shirts every other day, but they pick the photo where they wear the dress. One troon posted a picture of her, about 7-8, in a pink sweater holding up a furby with the caption"They call me lil furb." Manly, isn't it?

To me it feels like they pick a photo where they look more "gendered" than usual to drive home the point: "That's right, people. Can you believe I was a girl?"
And it's like... yeah. Yeah I can. You're clearly just lost and it's sad to see a happy little girl broken down and made to hate her womanhood, hate her body - to the point of mutilation.

Though they still think they look feminine/masculine from an early age, even though early on, boys and girls are almost indistinguishable. Rewriting history as always.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Before age of about 8 years, male and female children bodies look mostly the same (except for the genitalia obviously). You can tell them apart because we start to dress children up according to their sex/gender from birth, but for a few first years of life, a baby boy dressed up in a skirt, or a baby girl in jeans and a shirt is nearly indistinguishable, maybe except for hair length, if parents took them to a haidresser or barber regularly.

You have the ftm see her childhood picture and think "oh my I looked totally like a boy" (confirmation bias). Based on that she decides that she actually was a boy back then, despite having no balls. The opposite applies to mtfs too.

Baby FDR seriously this is FDR

https://criticsrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Franklin-Delano-Roosevelt-as-a-Child.jpg

 

[glass_houses]

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lumbering troon has his gendies affirmed by wa

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS EVER HAPPENED.

Why are troons so convinced that women strip naked in front of the mirrors in public toilets and that we always need help with our bras? Why? It's always the same fucking story. Every time. I have been in public toilets at least once a week for forty years and the only time I've ever seen a woman openly changing was in the female changing room at the public baths when I was a tween, and she was old and wrinkly and obviously ran out of fucks many years ago. I have also only ever helped two other women with their bras, one was a housemate who'd fucked up both her wrists in a car accident, and the other was my mum who'd broken her arm.

When you wear the same garment everyday since age whatever, you get very good at wrangling the thing, you will not need help from others unless you are very sick or infirm. And even then, if you are infirm and can't wrangle your own bra, you are sure as hell not going to spontaneously strip down in a public toilet and ask complete randoms to help you.

Jesus fuck. Tell me you know nothing about women outside of pornography without etc.

 

[Chandelier]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS EVER HAPPENED.

Why are troons so convinced that women strip naked in front of the mirrors in public toilets and that we always need help with our bras? Why? It's always the same fucking story. Every time. I have been in public toilets at least once a week for forty years and the only time I've ever seen a woman openly changing was in the female changing room at the public baths when I was a tween, and she was old and wrinkly and obviously ran out of fucks many years ago. I have also only ever helped two other women with their bras, one was a housemate who'd fucked up both her wrists in a car accident, and the other was my mum who'd broken her arm.

When you wear the same garment everyday since age whatever, you get very good at wrangling the thing, you will not need help from others unless you are very sick or infirm. And even then, if you are infirm and can't wrangle your own bra, you are sure as hell not going to spontaneously strip down in a public toilet and ask complete randoms to help you.

Jesus fuck. Tell me you know nothing about women outside of pornography without etc.

There's also no way an old woman would look at him and clock him as female, unless her vision was impaired. He's probably six feet plus in heels, can't match his foundation so he looks orange, and that jaw could knock down doors. They're always writing fanfic of them helping us with our hair, fixing our clothes, giving advice, etc. Unless they're handmaidens trying to be nice, most women usually don't like strangers touching them.

Queer solidarity smashes borders: The fight for trans liberation is a fight against a racist border regime that detains and deports people that the state sees as disposable. Trans people, asylum seekers and migrants are being used as political scapegoats to distract from the government prioritising profits over people, and sinking millions of people further into despair and poverty. But we’re not having it.

Seeing the gore videos of mass executions in Israeli homes and the stories of those festival goers getting raped next to corpses...what makes these pooners think Palestinians are their friends? It's a race war. All they're going to do to them is fill them full of bullets after they're done violating them. They keep appealing to migrants because it makes them look like loyal progressives even when those people absolutely despise them.

The history of trans and queer people and resistance around the world is rich, undeniable and has always stood against patriarchy, racial capitalism and oppression (including Zionism). We’re powerful, we’re beautiful and we’re not going fucking anywhere.

Strange, then, that they're biggest benefactors have always been Jews.

 

[Poonocchio]

It's been a while since anyone brought out the shelium, so let's meet "Katie"

Maybe I've missed it but I've never seen the word "shelium" before and it's amazing.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Apparently "gremlin" is now a gender.

 

[Brute Male!]

Trannies try not to be an atheist challenge
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Spoiler: PL

Trannies and Pooners caused me to rethink spirituality and lead me to a lot of soul searching, which on turn made into Christian. Millstone for troons, no exceptions.

- Story about degen faggot doing unspeakable things to a shark plushie -

Troons are reason I can never tell my daughter why we can't buy that cute shark toy she sees everytime we visit Ikea. TTD, those freaks ruin everything they touch.

 

[thejackal2]

Ignore the chest hair uwu!

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Troons are reason I can never tell my daughter why we can't buy that cute shark toy she sees everytime we visit Ikea. TTD, those freaks ruin everything they touch.

Have a look at the recommended items for a Blahaj knock-off on Amazon (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Stuffed-Animal-Handcrafted-Cushion-Decoration/dp/B087428P9D/):

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Look at the Serratia marcescens bacterial colony (pink stains) at the fricking bath!!! He could at least clean his bathroom before posting this filth to the Internet!!!

 

[high and tired]

Have a look at the recommended items for a Blahaj knock-off on Amazon (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Stuffed-Animal-Handcrafted-Cushion-Decoration/dp/B087428P9D/):
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This is so comedic it’s incredible. It’s all the items you need to become an official member of the troon cult.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Pretty sure this guy has been featured in this thread before. He's Lilly Contino, the troon who brings his dog to restaurants and films himself eating (notable for attentionposting "TERF" intetactions he captures on stream).
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Anyway let's watch this butterfly spread her wings!

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Link to the Instagram reel (I didn't include every slide)

No idea what compelled him to make this face
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Fluoride stare
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It's a gunt!
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Lol
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Him next to a real woman
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This one speaks for itself
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Man stance
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That's one hideous wigger.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I don't know why troons felt the need to co-opt the fucking IKEA shark plushie

It’s the colours - pale blue and pink.

Troons are reason I can never tell my daughter why we can't buy that cute shark toy she sees everytime we visit Ikea

You could do what @Procrastinhater does and use them as dog toys. I think he enjoys watching them being ripped apart.

what makes these pooners think Palestinians are their friends?

LGBT Palestinians try to get into Israel because no-one is throwing them off rooftops there, but yeah, Palestinians are great and Israel is evil. Just one more data point to show we are dealing with fundamentally unserious and rather stupid people here.

Apparently "gremlin" is now a gender.

At least it’s accurate. Trans gremlins are gremlins!

Have a look at the recommended items for a Blahaj knock-off on Amazon

Add breast forms and you’ve got the full props list for the larp.

 

[Golden Face]

Why indeed...

 

[Slideshow Bill]

A "stinky pervert plushie humper"....
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IKEA shark
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Can you guess what will happen next?


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Spoiler: degeneracy

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Some fellow troons really like it and want to see a video of the shark being fucked. Other people are calling him out for being a weirdo. Hindpaw thinks it's them who are being weirdos.
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The phrase “dykebreaking kink” has reminded me that troons killing themselves is a beautiful thing, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

I support gender affirming surgery. It is imperative that all transwomen get all the hormones and surgeries they want as soon as possible. I'll even do some of the surgeries if there aren't enough people to do them. Together we can make the world a better place.

 

[TruffleSpark]

"locktober"

I can't think of anything clever to say, I fucking hate these people.