Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Corrupt Hex]

Mainly just him whining about prices again.

he forgot the drum beats to cover the music. i bet he thinks it isn't copyright if it's in a different language.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

More product reviews coming to the channel. Jack wants to buy and review a power generator since the power in his neighborhood goes out all day at least once a month

Holy shit, where did he move to? Yemen?

I've never lost power for an entire day in my entire life.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Mainly just him whining about prices again.

I don't expect Jackoff to google beaner language prior to making a video centered around Mexican food but the restaurant is CALLE as in the Spanish word for street, not CALLIE as in the name. He wonders if the name is in reference to California which is stupid but more critical thought than I would have guessed his stroke brain can muster.

Something else I caught, he complained about the building still having the old $4 taco restaurant's artwork on it. The logo said "Mexican cocina" (kitchen), he read it aloud and pronounced it "cochina" which is slang for a female filthy pig. It's something you would use to describe a dirty whore or uncouth woman who burps and farts in a restaurant, for example. The more you know.

 

[Adamska]

Holy shit, where did he move to? Yemen?

I've never lost power for an entire day in my entire life.

Fatty's still doing his Doomer Survivalist LARP and still needs to pretend he's a real celebrity to try and I guess cheat the taxman on top of assuaging his ego. He's getting his electrical fire waiting to happen specifically because of that.

 

[Polska krowa]

A "Twitch/gaming" guy

So Jack Jr?

He blames it on "post-nasal drip" and allergies

So how long until he starts snorting into the mic, too? Post-nasal drip seems to be mandatory for Eye-talian Lolcows. Will he start doing a prestream podcast? A vest streak? A hat goal? A gunner glasses goal? Bubbles when he gets tips? Perhaps he'll head to the Wakhando and do Feasting with the King (and Cuck) at the Snort Fort... Now that I think about it, maybe his streamer that he's managing is Phil?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fatty's still doing his Doomer Survivalist LARP and still needs to pretend he's a real celebrity to try and I guess cheat the taxman on top of assuaging his ego. He's getting his electrical fire waiting to happen specifically because of that.

It's especially stupid because his power comes from the TVA, one of the most reliable and hardened electricity grids in the United States.

He must be stroked out on Bickle Jews and Fruhd Chiggun. I figure biweekly strokes are a standard occurrence with how slurred and retarded he sounds these days.

 

[Asperchewy]

Never seen it. Dosnt happen.
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Does. not. happen. ever.

That new Madden campaign finally features a personal nutritionist? Or is Jack a DLC? (Doesn't like celery)

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Hope and Zoe are "doing great". Zoe is "so gentle with her mouth".

This is the most sus thing Jack has ever said. Second most sus thing was when he said he didn't want a male dog so he could rub its belly and "not have to worry".

 

[rubytintedchix]

If I'm not mistaken, Joe's been a vocal partaker in PCTLM streams, where he's repudiated his past involvement with JOTG, and considers his former association with Jack and Tammy to be a wholly negative experience. Pretty sure he commented during the video of jack making his KETO!-friendly homemade "cheez-its" something along the lines of 'I-used-to-know-him-and-this-is-just-sad.' I wouldn't count on getting a response on that one, Jack.

Joe seemed pretty upset that Jack called him out on Twitter as if to imply he’s the one that’s being the asshole. Jack the narc purposely put the ball in Joe’s corner to put pressure on him getting together. That didn’t sit right with him. He’s blocked him everywhere except I think on Twitter. He hasn’t responded to him yet and I’ll doubt he’ll attend the meetup. Jack did mention that Rick Chavez, (no relation) the one that looks like Sosa, and Edgar agreed to do JOTGs with him.

So I have been out of the loop for a while, and I would like to ask what this "TJ Services" is? Is this some new scam from Jack or is it related to this Jack Pack thing?

TJ Services, which was initially called “Gimme Books” was Tammy’s grift after she lost her last job right around the pandemic. Jack was trying to promote her business by doing his great “graphic design” for her side hustle. Jack and her also both became licensed insurance agents too. I believe this was some kind of PPP scam that Qarolyn orchestrated, but I couldn’t find any supporting evidence. They mentioned it for about a month and it got memory holed. Very strange.

 

[Chorton]

New CP that I don't believe was posted yet:

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack and a buddy who both "don't drink" are planning to make a beer-brewing video, with a possible cameo from Robert in Knoxville. Rob Milanowski is offering to help in the chat and getting a lot of positive reaction, which Jack is a little snarky about.

He doesn't drink... but they want to brew some beer. What's he going to do? Give it to the homeless?

Holy shit, where did he move to? Yemen?

I've never lost power for an entire day in my entire life.

It's part of the prepping LARP he's doing to go with the dehydrator, the tower garden and other things that will not help him should the apocalypse happen. I'll say it before and I'll say it again if you want to prep for the "collapse of society" you need things to protect you like guns and ammo, food or skills that are useful.

But then generators work off of kerosene or gasoline. So they would need a huge supply of it and both degrade over time so you need to get it reasonably fresh.

 

[Super Hans v2]

He doesn't drink... but they want to brew some beer. What's he going to do? Give it to the homeless?

Now there's a thought. A CWJ series on how to manufacture drugs for the homeless. The whole reason he got a shitbull and moved out to the countryside is so they don't swarm his trap house and interrupt his filming.

 

[AnOminous]

It's something you would use to describe a dirty whore or uncouth woman who burps and farts in a restaurant, for example.

Like his disgusting pig of a wife.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

I think Jack is starting to recognize that he has trolls more than ever. He says that he doesn't see comments, but that's full of shit when you keep replying to them.

Jack is "totally disabled" but is working constantly.

So he finally admitted it. If I'm not wrong, this is the first time he was willing to admit that he is disabled. Usually he tries to hide the fact that his hand doesn't work or that his legs are shot

Lots of angy sperging about football.

Jack is coping about how the Cowboys are still gud after losing 42-10 on Sunday lmao. "They just need a gud quarterback"
Jack is still not over the KC vs Jets game where Patrick Mahomes ran down the clock instead of scoring another touchdown. Definitely not because KC wanted to prevent the Jets from having the ball in a close game.

Jack continues to be a shining example of why Facebook keeps pumping out conspiracy-embracing retards.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He doesn't drink... but they want to brew some beer. What's he going to do? Give it to the homeless?

They drink, they just pretend not to. Jack was going through bottles of gentleman Jack pretty quickly earlier this year and whenever he cooks with wine he'll get a big 1.5l bottle when he only needs a half cup.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Mainly just him whining about prices again.

Jack is pissy and gave the restaurant a C+ rather than admit he may have been wrong about birria/quessabirria. That's my theory. No birria dipping sauce? Fail.

I don't expect Jackoff to google beaner language prior to making a video centered around Mexican food but the restaurant is CALLE as in the Spanish word for street, not CALLIE as in the name. He wonders if the name is in reference to California which is stupid but more critical thought than I would have guessed his stroke brain can muster.

Something else I caught, he complained about the building still having the old $4 taco restaurant's artwork on it. The logo said "Mexican cocina" (kitchen), he read it aloud and pronounced it "cochina" which is slang for a female filthy pig. It's something you would use to describe a dirty whore or uncouth woman who burps and farts in a restaurant, for example. The more you know.

Of course Jack's gonna mispronounce CALLE as CALLIE. He's too much of a retard to not have picked up anything Spanish when he lived in Buena Park. And 'cochina'? I'm pretty sure that's Tammy's nickname.

 

[Polska krowa]

They drink, they just pretend not to. Jack was going through bottles of gentleman Jack pretty quickly earlier this year and whenever he cooks with wine he'll get a big 1.5l bottle when he only needs a half cup.

Jack's choice in alcohol show that he's either (1) Not a drinker, or (2) a full-blown alcoholic. Have a look at the wine he buys, it's always the nastiest shit. For the duration of his cooking show he's almost exclusively bought Yellow Tail, presumably because Australian wine was in vogue at the turn of the century and because it's Jack, that means it's not only good, but it's still good, because, you know, wine doesn't vary from year to year or over prolonged periods. I'd imagine the Gentleman Jack is being quaffed by Gentleman Jack Jr.

I really think he's probably telling the truth about not drinking, he looks like hot shit and sick, but he doesn't look like a drinker

 

[rubytintedchix]

He claims to be producing for three new "artists".

• "The Ellis Way" - She's "not as polished as Paula Deen" - He'll share the video later tonight. He keeps having to look up the name of the channel throughout the stream.

Here is her channel:

Here is her channel’s art work, I think we all know who designed this:


edit: apparently the QR code is for her linktree, which only has two links on it. A Twitter account with 0 tweets and an Instagram account with only her selfie on it.

LinkTree

 

[ZipDisk]

Calle Tacos

Jack was going to leave the taco shop, but then he smelled fud.

The waitress could not even identify what she brought to the table, damn. That place is retarded.
Jack drinks sauce again.

Tammy needs a filter, god damn.

Re: Busy
When Jack takes a shit he probably tries to write off the toilet paper as a business expense.

Whoever Jack hired to moderate comments sucks ass, there was a complete wealth building scam in the chicken sandwich videos comments.
It was at least ten shills deep. (Checked, it's still up.)

There's also a comment about them committing tax fraud on the chicken vid, which is chef's kiss amusing.

The wealth building scammer is on the busy video too but is more subtle.

Jack going back to restaurants he hated, amazing. As is the callback to Jack Classic.
Snead pushed too fuckin' hard, but he got his Jim Traenor sound byte.

YOUR WAY THE ELLIS WAY

I've rarely seen someone with this many ingredients in front of them be so confused.
The camera angle is unpleasant, and her voice constantly fades when she turns.

I also don't get why she piled all that shit to her left when she is obviously right-handed, there is an entire counter empty but for the mixer.

All JAKPAK members must use weirdly misshapen crockery!

I find it strange how something made from scratch could come out looking like boxed cornbread. The sauce looked truly unpleasant, like seagull shit.

If this is what we can expect from the JAKPAK universe, points for consistency.

I honestly don't get how a video for poundcake stretched out to nine minutes.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Rob got Jack to admit Tammy works from home two days a week (one of which being for yesterday’s live stream)



Okay for me and not thee?