More post-jail sightings megathread

RedGermaine said:
Chris is going to Revenge Porn her while they're in a relationship to prove he had sex with a woman consensually, and a lot of people here are going to watch it out of morbid curiosity, and GenoSamuel out of obligation to his chosen career
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I wonder if Chris can even get the duck to work. He’s on HRT (unless he detransed), he’s over 40, and he has an unhealthy lifestyle. He’s fighting an uphill battle to get a stiff pickle.

If he spends the tugboat money on viagra that would be so fucking funny.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
unless he detransed
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Dear God can you imagine if the staff in western state or even the home convinced him to cross the tranny threshold and get srs? Then again they probably discouraged it..ironically the only reason the medical community would ever do so nowadays? The patient is too fat and could result in an amhole going stinkditch sooner than usual.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Well, yes, but it can hardly be helped.

If she's not a troll, I believe this would be the first time in Christory that he's had a legitimate girlfriend.
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We need information not speculation.
By the logic that we have seen posted here I would not be surprised when people start starting that when Chris return to BLC to pick up his belongings he had sex with his wrangler on Barbs bed infront of Barb and Cole while he banged the poor girl he constantly slapped her ass and screamed "this is your fault Clyde Cash your fault" while the former members of the Manchester High basketball team and the gal pals applauded politely.
 
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Funeral for a Furry said:
We need information not speculation.
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the only weird thing is that he hasn’t announced to the world that he has a gf.

I can completely understand why he’s staying off the internet otherwise. He doesn’t need it anymore because he found a boyfriend free girl. All of his greatest hijinks came from the lovequest.

We may have to wait for a breakup.
 
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I believe Occam’s Razor suggests that this woman is a new player introduced by the grouphome(?)/bigfoot saga, whom we know next to nothing about, aside from her similarities with Meghan; who was a far cry from a consensual romantic partner. Assuming this young woman is Chris’ girlfriend is Occam’s Crackpipe.
 
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Miriam Margoyles said:
Well, well, well, looks like Chris-chan completed his love quest and got total victory over all the dang trolls and cyberbullies.


A-Logs stay coping.
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I believe the new nickname for Chris that's circulating is Chris-Chad.

It only took him 40 years get a girlfriend that's yet confirmed but hey that's still something.
 
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SCP Protocols / Wing13, A Russian youtuber known for making videos about SCPs, ARGs, creepypastas and other bullshit, featured Chris as one of "interesting things at the bottom of the Internet".
Nothing noteworthy aside from the fact that it may make Chris known in Russian online communities.
(Also Wing called Chris an aspie for some reason).
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I believe the new nickname for Chris that's circulating is Chris-Chad.

It only took him 40 years get a girlfriend that's yet confirmed but hey that's still something.
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Still has to get her pregnant so he can have a daughter and fulfill the anchuent prophecy
If they are both group home tards and Chris wants to show her his special mother son game they may not even know how to use protection.
Darkest timeline, it has to happen
 
Assuming Chris gets his "GF" pregnant, his daughteru Crystal would become the equivalent of Rosemary's Baby.

Unless, of course, the child in question turns out to be a boy. That would probably piss him off to no end.
 
LolRaccoon said:
Assuming Chris gets his "GF" pregnant, his daughteru Crystal would become the equivalent of Rosemary's Baby.

Unless, of course, the child in question turns out to be a boy. That would probably piss him off to no end.
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He would troon it out from the get go.

Probably wind up killing it by giving it estrogen or contraceptive pills.
 
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goreconnoisseur420 said:
yeah it’d be a real jazz jennings situation
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I hope that social workers are keeping an eye on Chris and this woman, especially as they both seem to be developmentally different.

Maybe they can’t put the woman on the pill or give them both contraceptive shots, but I am sure they will be able to involve themselves in the event of a child.
 
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FinnSven said:
I hope that social workers are keeping an eye on Chris and this woman, especially as they both seem to be developmentally different.

Maybe they can’t put the woman on the pill or give them both contraceptive shots, but I am sure they will be able to involve themselves in the event of a child.
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it’s a nice thought but the DCFS is an absolute joke, and shitty situations go unchecked all the time. i just hope that the amount of people keeping tabs on chris as a hobby (for lack of a better word lmfao) would theoretically lead him to be reported in the event that any child abuse occurred
 
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