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[OrionBalls]

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I'm not usually this mean, but I hope these men get prostate cancer. And because they're "women" I hope the doctor doesn't catch it until it's far too late. "Tee hee, my feminine ass cancer has spread to my dainty lymph nodes."

 

[batteredpancakes]

Teen TiF comes back from surgery to find that she cannot find her friend's group chat. Turns out they're all jealous she got to have top surgery and are under the impression that she is rich and has accepting parents so they've blocked her.
She's been friends with some of these girls for over three years.
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Spoiler: People in my life are being rude and terrible after my surgeries...

I'm using a throwaway of mine because some of my friends know my main account.

I have a group of friends and their friends in a group chat online, all of which are transmasc in one way or another. I just got on testosterone last year, just got top surgery two months ago, and am currently at home recovering from a hysterectomy and vaginectomy yesterday.

I told my friends before surgery what I was doing and where I would be, and they all seemed pretty weird and short about it, only 2 of the 11 of them wished me luck or said anything positive, but I dismissed it as them all being busy or something. I tried to go into the group chat later after surgery to let everyone know I was okay and it was done, only to find that I had no access to the group chat. I thought that was weird but was still in the hospital and super out of it, so I just ignored it.

Today I tried to go in again to let everyone know I was home and okay, thinking they must be getting worried, and I still had no access to the group chat. Confused, I privately messaged a couple of the people I'm closer to in the chat, and only one responded. He said I had been "temporarily blocked" from the group chat. I was shocked, and asked why? He said the others were being extremely rude and condescending, saying stuff about how they "didn't want to be hearing alllll about lucky [my name] and his stupid surgery for days", and acting like I was rubbing it their faces by letting them know I was getting surgery. The friend said they threatened to block him as well when he defended me and told them their behavior was disgusting, so he played nice to stay, but only so that he could see what else they were saying about me.

Apparently, since they "temporarily blocked me", they have been making all sorts of assumptions about my income, saying I must be "rolling in it" to afford all of this surgery especially so fast, and getting angry together about me not financially helping them transition since I have "so much cash". I am not "rolling in it", I live in the US, I live just above the poverty line, I got all of my surgery in one year so that I COULD afford it with my insurance, I've been working and saving since I was 15 to afford the thousands of dollars this cost me and am now broke.

They've been saying I've been "such an insufferable brag" about my transition since testosterone. I have no idea they would say this because I very rarely talk about my transition at all, because it isn't a comfortable topic for me. I see it as personal medical information, and I don't see any reason to discuss medical information with my friends, besides letting them know basics like that I'm getting surgery and when I'm out of surgery so they don't worry about my absence.

They've been saying I'm "soooo lucky" that my parents "let me do this", and that they wish they were "lucky enough to have mommy and daddy pay for my transition too". I have no idea where they got any of these ideas from because NOBODY in my family is supportive, and they know that. My parents did not pay for any part of my transition, I recovered from my top surgery alone, and I am now recovering from my hysto and vaginectomy alone. The only part either of my parents played was my dad agreeing to drive me to and from the hospital and lying to the doctors about staying at my home to take care of me. He's not supportive at all but has the attitude of "You're my kid and if this is what you choose then I wouldn't stand in your way and will help you if you need it, but I don't agree with your ""lifestyle"" or your delusions", at least.

A couple of them were even saying nasty stuff like how they hope something goes wrong or that I lose access to my testosterone or something.

I can only believe this is all coming from a place of resentment and jealousy with all of them, amplified by them being in a group, egging each other on. The friend that was also threatened to be blocked and who told me about them is the only other person in the group who is also on testosterone and had surgery. Everyone else can't either for medical reasons, or are intimidated by lack of family approval.

So I'm pretty upset. This wasn't a random public lbgt+ group chat, we were a little network of friends, some of which I've known for 3+ years, and I had no idea any of them felt this way or would ever treat me like this, I thought we were all good friends but I guess not. At least this one friend is a true friend and is keeping me company while I'm recovering and being supportive of me.

I feel bad for this girl. Although, this is a good example of how these TiFs are all just bratty insufferable girls.

 

[monstrous bubo]

You'd think publicly posting about this would be just as, if not more embarrassing than doing what she did in real-life.

It’s all so performative, isn’t it. They don’t exist unless it’s in front of another person and being seen. Validated, misgendered, embarrassed, it doesn’t matter - as long as another person is reacting to them, it’s enough. Except of course it’s never enough. They will always need that extra sweet hit from being noticed. They can never be alone, never just do something by themselves, never just be. What sad vacuous lives these people live.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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I lost at the crying at the walls misgendering him.

She's been friends with some of these girls for over three years.

Pretty shitty thing to do. These kind of people were never her friends really. That’s the problem of having “allies” instead of friends.

 

[OrionBalls]

Teenage girls are catty as fuck. We all knew this. Sad she learned that girls will always be girls, no matter how they dress. But, now that she's a dood, life will be a piece of cake!

 

[batteredpancakes]

You'd think publicly posting about this would be just as, if not more embarrassing than doing what she did in real-life. As at least then she could have kept the matter to herself and let the cringe die with her.

It’s all so performative, isn’t it. They don’t exist unless it’s in front of another person and being seen. Validated, misgendered, embarrassed, it doesn’t matter - as long as another person is reacting to them, it’s enough. Except of course it’s never enough. They will always need that extra sweet hit from being noticed. They can never be alone, never just do something by themselves, never just be. What sad vacuous lives these people live.

This is the kind of thinking that stems from an entire generation raised on social media. Particularly if they had the type of neglectful parents who just handed them an iPad whenever they wanted attention. It's very sad.

 

[TruffleSpark]

I feel bad for this girl. Although, this is a good example of how these TiFs are all just bratty insufferable girls.

It's amazing how often troons end up being living embodiments of the worst stereotypes of their sex.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Future handmaiden, you hate to see it folx
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Degenerate cross-dressing aside, if he's ruining her clothes by stretching them out and stealing her makeup, there's a bigger problem than just the fetish shit, he's robbing her of her property.

have a group of friends and their friends in a group chat online, all of which are transmasc in one way or another

But it DEFINITELY ISN'T a fad or a social contagion or anything. All these girls organically and naturally decided they were boys. Please ignore how not a one of them is capable of emulating even the rock bottom emotional pattern and behavior of a normal teenage boy.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Its been almost half a year or longer since i last been at this thread
and god damn..
catching up have been quite a ride
a ride of mentally ill incels and mentally ill femcels.

Either countries need to invest more on mental health care
or import asians to do some good ol' fashioned asian parenting. to drastically reduce all these dumbshit behaviour

 

[Mad_Dog]

It’s all so performative, isn’t it. They don’t exist unless it’s in front of another person and being seen.

If something happens and it's not posted online, did it really occur?

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Bonus points if you can get them to perform some weird ritual from then on in an attempt to fit in "with the normal girls".

Someone tell them that we pray to the period auntie and that actually a period is a blood ritual. Once bleeding has finished we dance naked in the woods and howl at the moon.

I believe most guys refer to that part as a "mid-life crisis" lol

Mid-life crisis is an interesting thing to witness. Most often I see men go through it. It makes me wonder why, especially since the majority actually have a pretty stable and great life prior to it. Boredom from the monotony and relative ease? Craving mental stimulation?
The women I’ve seen go through a resemblance of it usually just find fitness & a new friend group, or take up a crafting based hobby… a few women do end up having an affair, of course, but those I’ve seen go this route were genuinely shitty and/or fucked up people who have always done that.

got all of my surgery in one year so that I COULD afford it with my insurance

Literally speed ran it. I wonder what part of this sob story she’s missing out. Teenage girls are shitty, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she herself was starting on the others or putting them down. So manly of her to react like this. And saving since she was 15?? Them groomers really be working hard lmao.

They don’t exist unless it’s in front of another person and being seen

My age will show, but they remind me of Trixie Tang… loses her shit because she cannot get the praise and attention she needs… people have taken this and are using it as a cutesy meme lol. This episode disturbed me when I was younger because of how fucking insane Trixie really is.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Overall I think the dead eyed uncanny look is likely an autism thing

i work in a field where not being autistic would be considered a diversity hire. that's to say, i've worked, and before that studied with, many autistic people. i wouldn't say that we have in general a dead eyed uncanny look. though for some further along the spectrum i can see that, you might need to get them in the right situation for natural facial expressions to come out.t

what we do do though, is model our behaviour based on examples. we (or at least myself, i'm projecting a bit here but it fits with info i've read) watch people and add our observations to our "human behaviour" version of the highway code. so i think what these guys do is watch the prominent troons on social media, who all without a doubt have that expression not matching tone/words thing, then emulate them. its still autistic as fuck.

also, obviously the autists i've interacted with are at least functional enough to study and work, the ones that can't interact normally at all are rarely functional enough for a job/studying, but also would be much more clearly "off" in any videos they posted. there are some exceptions, i remember some maths phd students who had to explain to a guy in their office that wanking in there was not appropriate, fuck knows how he made it that far.

troons mostly seem to be in the space between the ones i interact with and that maths phd student, if that makes sense. their role models all display narcissitic, entitled behaviours and they don't have enough discernment to figure out that this is not a good look. and cos they're in online hugboxes and thoroughly brainwashed they don't get many irl opportunities to see normal reactions to them and figure out that behaving this way does them no good.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

i wouldn't say that we have in general a dead eyed uncanny look

Nicely worded reply, I didn’t mean to offended to any autistic kiwis!

I think you’re right about the difference in functional ability; there’s the high functioning that completely excel in many areas, and then the very low functioning who just… exist.
The ability to learn and adapt/mask is crucial in most areas of life. A lot of troons lack so much, in so many areas. Some I find on Reddit are just… sad and lost. I don’t post those. Not do I post stuff from people who did better themselves after transitioning.
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Today I found a furry… screams fetish. Brought their furry shit to college.
Instagram

I think he has his own dorm room. But imagine having to share with him.


Why are the suits always so… curvy.

Has a fat furry boyfriend.

Spoiler: Spandexbodysuithorror

Has a groomerdiscord server.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Future handmaiden, you hate to see it folx
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Well Early Merry Christmas to this lady and all the Handmaidens.

 

[Otterly]

I actually like the idea of something like this, but the whole "microexpressions" concept is basically pseudoscience. I do agree that troon facial expressions are weird and uncanny, but I think that's explained by autism.

There's an interesting paper here.

I often joke on here that ‘physiognomy is real’ but it’s something I’ve been thinking about in line with recent work with AI machine learning and genetics disorders of development.
The face overlies the brain. The face develops along with the brain. The face in the foetus kind of comes around from both sides of the head, and fuses in the middle. This is why oro facial clefts are so common and how you get horrors like holoprocencephaly. Humans are exquisitely good at detecting facial differences and expressions.
Geneticists for years have had to go on very subtle facial features to trigger the ‘something not right here’ that leads to further tests and finding out a kid has a disorder.
Sometimes it’s really overt - Down syndrome for example all of us can recognise. But if you asked someone to describe exactly what makes a downs face that, most would only pick out ‘almond shaped eyes, small head.’ In fact there’s a whole suite of measurable differences. But we just parsed the whole
Stuff like FAS is easy when you know what you’re looking for and it’s severe but there’s a spectrum of severity
Almost all genetic developmental type syndromes have these subtle facial differences. Old school geneticists are masters of looking at faces and whittling it down. Now we have AI (face2gene is probably the best) and we can empirically measure what’s different and run faces through the program to give us clues.
Back to troons. There’s a set of facial features associated with autism on average (and many different genetic errors that lead to autism, think of it as a symptom not a primary disease.) I suspect that what’s happening here is us parsing the whole of the face and thinking ‘something is off.’ Downs kids have a specific way of smiling, it’s like a cute gurn (my apologies for conflating downies in any way with troons past analogy for facial development, downs patients are generally chill and great.) I wonder if autists do too.
I don’t think physiognomy is real in the sense that specific skull bump means you’re a sheep rustler, but I DO think that AI could pick out autists easily. I will also bet it can pick out what we consider to be behavioural traits for some things.
It can pick out homosexuality for example with very high efficiency. (And you’d never, ever get a grant to do it but I’d bet any of you a nice dinner that you could pick out pedos with it as well.)
It would be very interesting to run the faces of the whole suite of dysphoria type disorder like troonism, eating disorders and BDD through and see if there’s anything in common. Maybe there’s an underlying genetic susceptibility to disconnection from the body plus autism which manifests in different ways depending on the social stuff around you. Twenty years ago all these girls would have been cutting or throwing up, now they’re all troons

 

[Procrastinhater]

I feel bad for this girl. Although, this is a good example of how these TiFs are all just bratty insufferable girls.

Spiteful, petty, jealous brats. Totally manly behavior and not at all like insecure teenage girls.
I have a hard time feeling sympathy for Pooners any more after that Audrey Hale goblin and seeing their obsession to "crack eggs" and spread the mind virus, especially to their younger siblings, but yeah this is a great example of the manly behavior of the typical Pooner group. Totally recognizable male behavior right there.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Maybe there’s an underlying genetic susceptibility to disconnection from the body plus autism which manifests in different ways depending on the social stuff around you. Twenty years ago all these girls would have been cutting or throwing up, now they’re all troons

The body disconnect in troonism is very similar to eating disorder patients as well.

The desire for control, the desire to be seen as different. The inability to accurately see yourself as a whole. The obsession with appearance. The impact the perceived appearance has on mood. Fighting against bodily functions, and forcing your will to override nature. Using one’s body as a defensive measure, ie to avoid unwanted sexual attention. Ridding oneself of adult features such as breasts. Ridding oneself of adult responsibilities.
I see myself as fat, therefore I am fat. Anyone who stops me from restricting/binge eating/purging is bad and a liar. I will do anything to reach my goal.
And then there’s the ultimate truth that no matter how much weight is lost it will never be enough.
Both EDs and GID have the sense of community too, and generally you are cast out if you say the truth.

Reddit dorks often say that HRT and transitioning is the best treatment for GID; but this, to me, is like saying the best treatment for an eating disorder is to let them engage in behaviours and encourage them. “Quick access to HRT shows significant short term mood and suicidal improvements” I’d link it but I’m lazy, and users weren’t allowed to say anything against the study and many replies were deleted - the study was only done over 3 months. Any addict or crazy would show an improvement in mood if they were enabled lol.

Overall, I stand by the belief that troonism is a mental disorder. Modern troonism has made it into something so much different to the point where it’s a joke.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I feel bad for this girl. Although, this is a good example of how these TiFs are all just bratty insufferable girls.

crabs in a bucket etc.

Today I found a furry… screams fetish. Brought their furry shit to college.

Totally normal furry behaviour. From my experience with the fandom, a very large part of them are like this - their fursona/s equates to their true personality or what they aspire to be/become. They live and breathe their fetishes and waste all of their money on the furry fandom; art commissions, fursuits, going to cons etc.
Pair that with being autistic/porn brained enough to think you're trans and you get furries like Sakura Foxy. There's a very high chance he's also a huge weeb.

That's not to say ALL furries are like this. I've made friends with furries who, while still incredibly cringe and autistic enough to own fursuits, could function as relatively normal people and hold a normal job title. They're the type of furry to be able to separate their professional life with their personal life and even their personal life with their furry activities. They'll typically have multiple emails and multiple facebook accounts to properly separate their furry tendencies from everything else.

Also 99% chance for furries to be gay/bisexual or 'fluid' in their attractions. Straight, not-trans furries are like unicorns within the fandom. If you spend enough time in furry circles, a certain pattern starts to appear. Hypersexual, paraphilic behaviour whether caused by autism or being molested as kids, who knows. It's a mystery

Related, twans fuwwy content.

Being A Trans Furry Sucks.

Spoiler: text

Not sure if I should censor the users names or not since furries are usually sticklers for crediting artists- that being said if I don't have to change this, DON'T HARASS THESE USERS PLEASE!! Just block or ignore them, the more you interact the worse they get.

But I'm so annoyed of how much people fetishize being trans in the furry community. And more recently I've been seeing more and more fursuits have been adding scars to the chest. The first post for example, this person requested scars on the onesie so the creator put faded scars, but the owner of the suit ended up making the scars more pink to stick out more. Why???

There's also such a thing as "adoptables" where you make character designs and sell/trade them and practically every single adoptable I see has to have these scars. And not thin lines, but thick zig zags or bat wing shaped scars.

I can understand the scars in a sense of making your character more like yourself and your body, but lots of these accounts make it the main body type they ever post. Not to mention, DI is the only type I see. I wish more people talked about this in the fandom, any time I try to bring it up despite trying to be as peaceful and respectful as I can I still end up banned from groups and labeled transphobic although I'm trans and want top surgery for myself

So not only do I now feel isolated from the trans community but art communities and the furry community too. And it's bullshit you can't even respectfully disagree with these people. We used to be able to have gay/trans content without this weird sexualization and fetishization of it. I wish people would go back to that.

Just an example from the gallery they posted of trans furry "art".

*Me After Hearing That Furries Are Super Accepting And Open To Trans People* Cool Maybe I'll Look Around There
The OP itself isn't the interesting part, the comments are.

There was a post on r/asktransgender about a cis woman who wanted a dick

Wait.... I was under the impression that I had to be at least slightly gender non-conforming since I wish I had a dick on a semi-regular basis. But literally every other gender expression or presentation I prefer is feminine so I had just kind of... given up on knowing for sure or not. So I can be cis and still wish I had a dick?

Yeah sure why not go for it if you wanna dick. I'm not completely sure where that fits on "is that trans or cis" spectrum though this is some pretty high level gendering ngl but again def go for it.
I do feel obliged by the number of non-binary people i know to mention feminine afab non-binary people who just want a dick do exist and good chunk use she/her pronouns exclusively.

I guess my confusion is I thought I needed to have some sort of dysphoria with being solely identified as a woman to be non-binary? I toyed with the idea of bigender years ago but that petered out because I don’t feel like a guy either.

But on the other hand, I have some pretty intense feelings regarding things that (even as of yet) haven’t been very divested of the association with femininity. For example, pregnancy. To put it in mild but polite terms, I have a fascination with pregnancy and a strong desire to carry at least one child of my own. So there’s something of a dissonance I feel there between those various feminine associated things and the idea of being non-binary for me I guess.

Sorry for the word vomit. Thank you for letting me vent about this to you.

I am in no way a gender expert because it's very confusing and at times seemingly contradictory.

I guess my confusion is I thought I needed to have some sort of dysphoria with being solely identified as a woman to be non-binary?

Kind of, sometimes..... I know a ton of non binary people who don't want to be identified as women but still feel connected to womenhood( some do wanna be pregnant too). And there's demi-girls who kinda identify as women and something else at the same time ( the something else doesn't need to be specified) though this depends on individual. Like personal I sometimes swing between identifing as a demi-girl and trans woman either way I swing I feel like I'm at least part woman but I'm not sure if that's all I am but idk what the else would be idk if this is the full common experience honestly.

So you wanna have a dick and be able to be pregnant to?? Honestly felt wish I could have both too

This lunacy goes on and on. This is the future tucutes want.

Thanks to the above thread, I discovered a new untapped market for insanity.
/r/AMABwGD/

This is a support group for all those AMAB folks out there who suffer from bottom dysphoria, but who also don't want to seek a binary gender transition.

Also /r/transfurs, while not super active and is mostly art there are some funny vents.

I Just Wanted To Learn About Martial Arts Dude... (Transphobia Tw)

"provoke rage" is it because of the ratio? Or the "MTF transgender" rather than calling them a transwoman?

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1764p7m/what_could_some_hrt_achievements_be_before_the_45/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0l0AW

"Achievement"? Do I detect another video game analogy?