2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

[King George III]

Report from the city of Sderot, where a large number of armored vehicles are present.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

And now, /pol/ (and some Kiwis) are ready to deny, deny, deny.

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i remember the build up to the iraq war, so i 100% dont do the whole 'trust me bro, im the president.' just release blurred out photos, that is all it would take to quiet most of the critics. none of this 'trust me bro im a journo', or 'trust me bro im the totally lucid and not senile president' is going to cut it.

 

[Breadbassket]

The Israeli army arrests 50 workers from the Gaza Strip in the city of Lod

 

[MugolEx]

And now, /pol/ (and some Kiwis) are ready to deny, deny, deny.

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I mean. It is Biden. Not exactly the most trustworthy source.

 

[01169]

The worst evils were perpetrated against Israelis this week. Israel is on the frontline in a war for civilization.

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Dude they've taken the quality of the propaganda to new heights. I mean ISIS was kino but only stomachable for internet savages like us.

Ukraine must be fuming that they're not getting the same deal.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

i remember the build up to the iraq war, so i 100% dont do the whole 'trust me bro, im the president.' just release blurred out photos, that is all it would take to quiet most of the critics. none of this 'trust me bro im a journo', or 'trust me bro im the totally lucid and not senile president' is going to cut it.

Yeah I'm just going to say it I don't think Biden saw shit with those chinky little turtle peepers.

 

[LaxerBRO]

The worst evils were perpetrated against Israelis this week. Israel is on the frontline in a war for civilization.

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What a shitty piece of propaganda.

If people are going to try to emotionally manipulate Americans into supporting this conflict at least make a video that isn't so bad it disrespects the dead.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

The Israeli army arrests 50 workers from the Gaza Strip in the city of Lod

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I'm calling bullshit on this image. Zip typing somebody's hands in front of them is useless. Also, there's no barrier around these prisoners, and those blindfolds are both retarded and very vibrant.

I'd bet money this is footage from a protest. Maybe an old one. But it's very hard to believe these are prisoners.

Edit: I'm certain of it. They can literally reach up and remove the blindfolds. This looks like a protest meant to evoke imagery of Guantanamo Bay prisoners or some shit.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin will be visiting Israel tomorrow, warning state and non-state actors thinking about starting shit, “One word, quite simply: Don’t”.
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Sigh, nothing ever happens with these. But, just once, could the nigger get hit with a rocket. It would be so sweet.
We need to come together and make this great goal a reality.

 

[DumbDude43]

Ukraine must be fuming that they're not getting the same deal.

really sucks because their war is several orders of magnitude larger than this, and more important
like, this one isn't even a war between states, just a counterinsurgency operation in a very small country

 

[12345678901]

I don't need 40 beheaded babies to hate Palestine, I watched them arab demons try to behead that innocent Philippino guy with a fucking garden hoe.

 

[Cuckoman]

Dude they've taken the quality of the propaganda to new heights. I mean ISIS was kino but only stomachable for internet savages like us.

Ukraine must be fuming that they're not getting the same deal.

Ukraine? What's a ukraine?

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Oh cool, I have a video, too.

This one is about how China’s UN peacekeepers in Sudan got caught in some minor crossfire, not even directly attacked, and spent the rest of their rotation hiding in their base and refusing to do patrols outside of an APC

https://youtu.be/YlKrg1KNafM?si=ygr8P7eKbktGB7o1

To be fair who the fuck would want to die for the UN?

 

[Breadbassket]

Footage from The nova festival

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Portions of this were posted earlier but this is less edited

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Israel whole international PR strat: "You know how Sargon and the Skeptics said they were fighting for western values *Schmuckles* Yeah that's kinda us BUT REAL."

 

[King George III]

There are early reports of Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades leader, Sami al-Abd al-Hassani, having been killed.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

That's puts the Palestine supporting left into an interesting position. Here we have Biden, their authoritative source, saying he saw beheaded babies.

I wonder how the will square that circle

Dunno. Let's ask Biden as the authoritative source

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-deliver-remarks-roundtable-jewish-community-leaders-rcna119865

After the comments, the White House clarified that Biden had read news reports.

 

[draggs]

There are early reports of Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades leader, Sami al-Abd al-Hassani, having been killed.
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Lots of dead terrorist officers will be confirmed in the next 48 hours, this is the next stage before ground invasion. Maybe the last stage, but probably one really big barrage that puts the others to shame before the IDF rolls in

 

[Enig]

How did the corpse bitch get so popular but no one remembers the alive one with bleeding ass from the constant anal rape. If she didn't manage to die she is getting raped as we speak.

Same way people overlook how the woman that died bailed on her two kids to travel from Germany all the way to Israel just for a rave based on some long defunct brazilian festival, when the people have their propaganda to get enraged by the finer detail gets grounded down for a long time to come; as with previous events like the USS Maine, claims of polish soldiers crossing the border or alleged weapons of mass destruction so shall this follow suit.

 

[KiwiBeanie]

The Bible: You will reap what you sow.
The Media: We must keep Israel from reaping what they have sown.
Guy who slept on rocks thousands of years ago who inadvertently started this entire conflict: This patch of dirt is mine and I claim it for my future descendants.

Our generation needs a Monty Python style parody of the whole Israel-Palestine situation.