Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Splendid]

I have no doubt that shmorky is a lolcow, especially after reading all of this shit.

but am I a huge faggot to also think he is a "legitimate" outsider artist? I was just a really big fan in my early internet days and I don't want to think I was an unironic fan of a fucking lunatic.

Outsider artist is pretty much just a synonym for "bad artist," "person who shouldn't be making art," or "lolcow."

 

[Billy_Sama]

Even in his current state of psychosis, he has had paying work.

Like this Adult Swim bump.

Yeah, it's an animation of someone else's cartoon, but this absolutely insane individual is occasionally earning money.

I hope KC Greene doesn't become a lolcow like Shmorky, that would not be ok.

 

[MG 620]

So if he's 36 that means he'd be 20 year old in that picture, or 18 if you take his word for his age and that sure doesn't look like an 18 year old to me.

Yeah, no way he was 20 there. He looked like a tired 30 year old.

 

[A Hotdog]

I hope KC Greene doesn't become a lolcow like Shmorky, that would not be ok.

if you read some of his tweets you kinda have to wonder if he isn't already passing the threshold

 

[InLivingTuna]

I hope KC Greene doesn't become a lolcow like Shmorky, that would not be ok.

KC Green is a notorious lolcow who will get his own thread once I figure out where his babyfur art is.

 

[sourrascal]

Does this guy accept everyone for a Facebook friend request? He seems to constantly post nonsense stuff and needing affirmation from his "friends". How does he even know all of these people? Surely they can't be people he's met living in Bumfuck Missouri for the last decade.

 

[Smutley]

The photos during the wedding have him hiding his face or it outright being edited out (That's him on the right):
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hpim0124-jpg.126552/

David has done his best to scrub this picture from the internet

As far as I can tell, that tiny little shot there is all that's left of the wedding because he's had everyone paste stuff over his face to hide his balding shame

 

[Ghostcuckers]

Does this guy accept everyone for a Facebook friend request? He seems to constantly post nonsense stuff and needing affirmation from his "friends". How does he even know all of these people? Surely they can't be people he's met living in Bumfuck Missouri for the last decade.

I don't know how far down the rabbit hole we customarily go, but I think I found his dad & brother on there. Seems like he's got loads of relatives added, and then lots of other internet people. Something Awful really fostered a community among goons so I wouldn't be surprised if they added each other on FB to keep in touch, as the forum is teetering on the brink of death at all times.

His brother seems like he might be some kind of halfwit, or is way younger than Shmorky. I seem to recall something weird about his brother from his mental girlfriend's rant, but I don't remember what. Was he super fat or something?

By the way, my money is on Shmorky being a solid 30 in those wedding photos, putting his birth year more around 1973. More the right age to be digging around dad's dirty old 'underground comix' stash and getting inspired at age 10 in the mid 80s.

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

His brother seems like he might be some kind of halfwit, or is way younger than Shmorky. I seem to recall something weird about his brother from his mental girlfriend's rant, but I don't remember what. Was he super fat or something?

IIRC he was a juggalo who used to do meth and beat the shit out of Shmorky.

Then he sobered up, got a job, a wife and kids and still continues to beat the shit out of Shmorky to this day.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Does this guy accept everyone for a Facebook friend request? He seems to constantly post nonsense stuff and needing affirmation from his "friends". How does he even know all of these people? Surely they can't be people he's met living in Bumfuck Missouri for the last decade.

I don't know how far down the rabbit hole we customarily go, but I think I found his dad & brother on there. Seems like he's got loads of relatives added, and then lots of other internet people. Something Awful really fostered a community among goons so I wouldn't be surprised if they added each other on FB to keep in touch, as the forum is teetering on the brink of death at all times.

Most of them seem to be internet peope. At a cursory glance at least I see KC Green, Neil Cicierega's wife, and Emily Youcis. There is one person with the last name Kelly added but idk if it's a relative.

Also;

You could've just replied to my PM, David.

 

[CatParty]

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

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What a malignant narcissist Shmorky is!

 

[AnOminous]

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KC Green is a notorious lolcow who will get his own thread once I figure out where his babyfur art is.

So he doesn't realize that cartoon he did that Shmorky made an animation of is actually about him? Or does he? And if so, why does he continue to go down the path of doom and dumb?

 

[Spudnik]

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/768123033785667588

Is this new? I don't recall it from the Something Sensitive topic;
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/768127174222180353

 

[Grog]

Is he a genderspecial or a tranny?
What's certain is his permanent manchild status seeing how much he wants to hide his real age and baldness.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Is he a genderspecial or a tranny?
What's certain is his permanent manchild status seeing how much he wants to hide his real age and baldness.

Genderspecial, he wants to be seen as androgynous and go by they/them pronouns, he also sometimes wears a silly looking boy/girl hat:

 

[The Great Citracett]

He tries to explain it in this thing:

Spoiler: Genderspecialness 101

That's a whole 'nother level of snowflake right there.

 

[Dan Abrams]

He tries to explain it in this thing:

Spoiler: Genderspecialness 101

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That's a whole 'nother level of snowflake right there.

[drawn while shitting in xir's adult diaper and squishing xir butt around on it to make a bigger mess that mommy has to clean up later]

 

[AnOminous]

He tries to explain it in this thing:

Spoiler: Genderspecialness 101

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That's a whole 'nother level of snowflake right there.

At least it's not that horrible klurf porn.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

He tries to explain it in this thing:

Spoiler: Genderspecialness 101

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That's a whole 'nother level of snowflake right there.

Let's call him "it" from now on .