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[glass_houses]

My husband steals my hoodies and some of my band shirts all the time.

Do they smell good afterwards?

 

[Poonocchio]

Do they smell good afterwards?

Yeah! But he picks the pets up wearing them so they get covered in hair, and I absolutely hate it and do my best not get hair on em so it pisses me off lol.

 

[Otterly]

Wearing your husbands comfy hoodie isn’t really the same thing as furtively taking your wife’s leggings to have a wank in though.

 

[monstrous bubo]

It's not "women's clothes" that is the kink. It's a particular woman's clothes

As she is 6’5”, my girl Megan Super Hon can’t steal clothes, but she has admitted that ideally she would have her wife’s body. On the one hand, that makes sense - that’s what she thinks an attractive woman looks like - but on the other, urgh. Mrs Super Hon is sticking around and they’re in therapy. Given her husband of 20 years is now wearing a dress, wants to transform into her body, and he’s the second in their family to transition after their 14 year old, they fucking need it.

 

[glass_houses]

As she is 6’5”, my girl Megan Super Hon can’t steal clothes, but she has admitted that ideally she would have her wife’s body. On the one hand, that makes sense - that’s what she thinks an attractive woman looks like - but on the other, urgh. Mrs Super Hon is sticking around and they’re in therapy. Given her husband of 20 years is now wearing a dress, wants to transform into her body, and he’s the second in their family to transition after their 14 year old, they fucking need it.

...
What did Super Hon do to that kid?

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

Pair that with being autistic/porn brained enough to think you're trans and you get furries like Sakura Foxy. There's a very high chance he's also a huge weeb.

Sakura is Japanese for Cherry Blossom, there's no question he's a huge weeb

Here's a quickie.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1769s8p/how_did_u_pick_your_names/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LMTCA

Goddess of discord because that's where he was groomed?

No answers yet, but I will definitely check back later. Lots of potential LULz.

The Employee Retirement Income Securities Act, or ERISA for short, is the main law governing employee benefit plans in the US. This guy just named himself after pension regulations.

 

[FAT&HARAM]

As she is 6’5”, my girl Megan Super Hon can’t steal clothes, but she has admitted that ideally she would have her wife’s body. On the one hand, that makes sense - that’s what she thinks an attractive woman looks like - but on the other, urgh. Mrs Super Hon is sticking around and they’re in therapy. Given her husband of 20 years is now wearing a dress, wants to transform into her body, and he’s the second in their family to transition after their 14 year old, they fucking need it.

It just sounds like such an unhinged dynamic. The type of marriage a less autistic Buffalo Bill would get into.
Also, to me, women's clothes generally look awful on men, mostly because they were designed for a completely different body type (different shoulder to hip ratio etc.), But that's just me.

Sakura is Japanese for Cherry Blossom, there's no question he's a huge weeb

The Employee Retirement Income Securities Act, or ERISA for short, is the main law governing employee benefit plans in the US. This guy just named himself after pension regulations.

He would only know if he was a contributing member of society and not a brain rotted redditor...

 

[PetiteFeet]

As she is 6’5”, my girl Megan Super Hon can’t steal clothes, but she has admitted that ideally she would have her wife’s body. On the one hand, that makes sense - that’s what she thinks an attractive woman looks like - but on the other, urgh. Mrs Super Hon is sticking around and they’re in therapy. Given her husband of 20 years is now wearing a dress, wants to transform into her body, and he’s the second in their family to transition after their 14 year old, they fucking need it.

Haha, I posted that troon earlier. I wasn't aware that the Sideshows thread knew of him. Hoh boy what a rabbit hole of a mess. Thank you so much for pointing this out.

 

[Poonocchio]

Wearing your husbands comfy hoodie isn’t really the same thing as furtively taking your wife’s leggings to have a wank in though.

Tony Reed has entered the chat.

@PetiteFeet Megan is bubo's pet hon, bubo kindly keeps tabs on him and does great catch ups to past happenings at the bottom of each new post!

 

[Susanna]

Does your husband borrow your clothes?

Fair point. No, he doesn't. I'm tiny, I don't have a lot of things he could fit into in the first place. But if he wanted to borrow my sherpa hoodie or something I wouldn't object (as long as nobody sees him in it, that thing is not unisex).

he was wearing her makeup and her yoga pants (stretching them out, might I add)

Yeah, neither of those is acceptable. I wouldn't necessarily object to my husband wearing makeup, as long as he's doing it subtly and in ways that actually compliment a male face, but I would want to supervise just to make sure he doesn't ruin my reputation by being seen looking like a troon, and he'd be getting his own stuff. I have actually helped him put on concealer and powder when he looked like shit and was going to speak at a seminar, I'm fine with that, but I wouldn't have been if the reason was because he was trying to look like a woman.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Harking back to the name thread. It's a long one now. Worth a look.
Here's a teaser:
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"My egg cracked"
I fucking despise these freaks. They should be sent back to the pits of hell in holy fire.

...
What did Super Hon do to that kid?

Honstrous things would be my guess.

 

[monstrous bubo]

What did Super Hon do to that kid?

Good question. The boy told his parents at 13 (he’s 14 now), and was sent into therapy which no doubt affirmed him in his beliefs. This apparently inspired Dad, who had already begun some sort of midlife crisis by piercing his nipples. Super Hon is autistic, so it‘s a good chance the kid is too. Both parents are liberal, progressive Christians, so no doubt they also think non-affirming = rank bigotry. I am slightly haunted by the impact on the second son, which is blithely dismissed here as just a wacky story.

Also, to me, women's clothes generally look awful on men, mostly because they were designed for a completely different body type (different shoulder to hip ratio etc.), But that's just me.

And that’s before you add in a troon’s impressively shitty taste. The reverse is true of course, but it usually isn’t a problem, unless the extra bulk / bagginess affects mobility, as female soldiers discover.

He would only know if he was a contributing member of society and not a brain rotted redditor...

That’s brain-rotted uwu redditor, thank you very much.

 

[FAT&HARAM]

Yeah, neither of those is acceptable. I wouldn't necessarily object to my husband wearing makeup, as long as he's doing it subtly and in ways that actually compliment a male face, but I would want to supervise just to make sure he doesn't ruin my reputation by being seen looking like a troon, and he'd be getting his own stuff. I have actually helped him put on concealer and powder when he looked like shit and was going to speak at a seminar, I'm fine with that, but I wouldn't have been if the reason was because he was trying to look like a woman.

I think that's it, there is a big difference between concealing some imperfections in a way that looks natural and having a full face of make up James Charles style.

"My egg cracked"
I fucking despise these freaks. They should be sent back to the pits of hell in holy fire.

I am losing track of their disgusting terminology. They try to make everything sound "cute" or special and it only comes off as weird and gross.

And that’s before you add in a troon’s impressively shitty taste. The reverse is true of course, but it usually isn’t a problem, unless the extra bulk / bagginess affects mobility, as female soldiers discover.

Yes, they are somehow able to pick the worst clothes out there and make a minestrone of clashing colours Although a huge number of them goes for the "totally cute goth girl" and it just makes them look like they have bodies in their basement.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I'll borrow clothes from my husband every now and then. I wouldn't call it inherently weird for couples to borrow clothes from each other. I suspect this troon isn't just borrowing comfy hoodies to relax in, though, but rather things he will destroy just by putting them on, and then masturbating in them. Quite a difference between that and liking that the comfy hoodie smells a bit like your partner, I would argue.

I feel like this is different than say, stretching out your wife’s panties. My husband regularly wears my kiwi corn harvest hoodie (and so do my kids, though I’m a little more hesitant about them leaving the house with it on)

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

I never used to give a fuck about troons

Me either. They kept to themselves. But now? They are destroying themselves with their own actions.
The more public they are the worse they all become, and the louder.
They say women already have enough rights, and that troons are sososo oppressed and deserve more. Fuck your safe spaces, let me break down the walls and show you and my children my dick.

I'll borrow clothes from my husband every now and then. I wouldn't call it inherently weird for couples to borrow clothes from each other. I suspect this troon isn't just borrowing comfy hoodies to relax in, though, but rather things he will destroy just by putting them on, and then masturbating in them. Quite a difference between that and liking that the comfy hoodie smells a bit like your partner, I would argue.

We share hoodies, and occasionally t-shirts, because men’s oversized items are super comfy. I’m sure some women do get some sort of sexual thrill from wearing their man’s clothes, however most women do not and just see it as a nice thing. The lingering scent is just an added bonus. The size difference between most straight couples is usually too great for much more than hoodies/T-shirts.
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This evening I went exploring trans relationships.
Straight couple. Man troons out. Woman gets pregnant. Do they have a happy ending??

Lolno

Even bigger lol

I would feel sorry for her, but she chose him, and prior to the birth she was posting porn of herself & her Troon. Then she posted pregnancy lewds. So fuck her. She’s also vegan.

Another user… ah how beautiful. Profile… lots of hilarious posts and comments.

you can feel the love.

Never mind. I can’t tell exactly how long the relationship lasted.



How dare you filthy women only see me as a woman with a penis! Now shut up and let me fuck you with my penis!

(Also lol they want you for your looks)

And a bonus thread… I haven’t read many comments yet.
Apparently your bum will float when you sit down and your willy will smell like vagina. Thread

“I started enjoying your post and I was gonna like it, but the part about the penis smelling like a vagina is beyond ridiculous and delusional”
“What about testicle shrinkage?
Mine are like the size of cashews, it's weird stuff
“My friends dog started acting weird like she didn't know me. It finally dawned on me that it was my smell... that's it!!”
“
I was able to get a runner's high, which is something that was never possible before. Crazy how my body had the ability to do all this stuff but it was all just dormant until hrt


And regarding 6: getting my cat to not knead my tits is a full-time job. Tis pain Other trans fems have told me they didn't have this happen to them but I remember a few months in I was suddenly like a major klutz and would just fall over randomly while walking "normally" so almost on a whim I tried doing a more feminine "cat walk" to see what would happen and was amazed at how super balanced I felt when walking after that and a year or so later how I was able to stay balanced during all the crazy dance moves I can now pull off that literally would have resulted in me falling flat on my face pre-hrt”

Yep. Comments are great.

 

[Procrastinhater]

These fucks have a real gift at combining insanity with sheer disgusting in a combo meal of puke.
I fucking hate them.
They are beyond repulsive.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

My husband steals my hoodies and some of my band shirts all the time.

my partner and i once wore the same band tshirt to college and very similar jeans.

that was a few decades ago and we still have some of the same band tshirts (as in not the original ones, but same designs from same bands), and hoodies. so it doesn't really matter if we occasionally wear each others. but when he (accidentally) wears my socks, they are stretched to high heaven and become his.

we have agreed that if we get round to getting married, we'll put trooning out as grounds for divorce in a pre nup with the favourable settlement going to the one who didn't lose their fucking minds. at least for those less fortunate in the UK we have the spousal veto, i think it still applies.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

Three hundred pages of Tranny L's. This is my favorite thread on the farms.

 

[Big Bobs Beepers]

Yeah! But he picks the pets up wearing them so they get covered in hair, and I absolutely hate it and do my best not get hair on em so it pisses me off lol.

Kinda feel you there. When my GF borrows my hoodies, the smell of her body wash always sticks to them. I don't know how it sticks to them so well, but I was kinda salty today that I didn't get to wear my old CKY hoodie because it smelled really floral

 

[Jacques1194]

My dude,those women aren't getting "euphoria" from talking about their periods.Also stay mad.