Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Reading this thread so I know how to piss off women more effectively.

Jeez, pissing off women is easy as is, us men learnt this in moid class 101. You just keep the toilet seat up. But be warned, if you try to do so and if a women ever gets you to lower your defenses she'll purposely say she's going to give you a blowjob in order to bite your dick off. She'll say things like "it's so big", and you think she'll be referring to your dick size but what she really means is your germ and bacteria count.

Don't do moidish shit, or else you'll lose your second brain.

 

[Salty Squid]

Saw this on Fedi, reminded me of the thread

Given how often moids are on the news for necrophilia, this just proves that once again they're worse than literal animals.

 

[${Sandy}]

Jeez, pissing off women is easy as is, us men learnt this in moid class 101. You just keep the toilet seat up. But be warned, if you try to do so and if a women ever gets you to lower your defenses she'll purposely say she's going to give you a blowjob in order to bite your dick off. She'll say things like "it's so big", and you think she'll be referring to your dick size but what she really means is your germ and bacteria count.

Don't do moidish shit, or else you'll lose your second brain.

Women have to suck my dick just to do any meaningful level of harm?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

>man gets hit with easily disputable fake grooming accusations that could be cleared up in a couple days
>fucking kills himself on a tiktok live (lol!)
>now everyone is trying to blame the young woman who genuinely tried to help the false accuser (because people shouldn't be grooming victims)
moids are fucking pathetic. Can't believe I felt bad for the dude a couple days ago. death is death and men are the illogical ones.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etiLy0Mwnx0

She's normally way more blunt and aggressive about her opinions and experiences. Aw jeeze dood, I wonder why she has to walk on eggshells and wear kid gloves for this topic. She normally ends her videos with a motto about big biceps helping to scare away the boys, but not this one. I wish she'd just speak her mind and talk about creeps who follow women to their cars needing a stomping to knock some sense into them.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

To add to the whole "men make porn of every childhood cartoon" thing, I also fucking hate the xy-chan thing that coomer men do. Like when Corona first happened and men started drawing sexy Corona-chan mascots.

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Really????? You can not think about a virus without wanting to sexualize and fuck it? Like these men can not look at their tv remote without thinking "hehe.. sexy remote-chan... i push ur buttons hehehe". It's terminal coomeritis. I'm so glad "Kiwi-chan" never took off. I definitely wouldn't be using this site if I had to see ugly anime waifus with balloon titties in every post.

My dumbass thought for the longest time that that kind of thing was done as a joke.

 

[Lidl Drip]

>man gets hit with easily disputable fake grooming accusations that could be cleared up in a couple days
>fucking kills himself on a tiktok live (lol!)
>now everyone is trying to blame the young woman who genuinely tried to help the false accuser (because people shouldn't be grooming victims)
moids are fucking pathetic. Can't believe I felt bad for the dude a couple days ago. death is death and men are the illogical ones.

This story sounds so incredibly fake.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

This story sounds so incredibly fake.

it's the glowie ops trying to ruin Ghost from Call of Duty for me. Unfortunately for them I laugh at moid suicide.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This seems like a decent place to dump something of a classic video from the TF2 community. Hopefully someone finds it as amusing as I do:

My favorite part about it is that the girl in the video posted in the comments and apparently re-watches it every so often for a good laugh.

I'm curious... has anyone here had a maladjusted turbonerd try to hit on them in a game?

Only really once or twice. My sex rarely comes up and I don't use mics. Mostly because having voice chat on opens up a cacophony of low quality mic users that somehow turned it into an auditory weapon.

 

[Pooner]

If you think Mediterran dudes might be nutjobs, then you haven't ran into a Slavic dude. At best you encounter very decent and nice ones, who were raised by their families to respect women but at worst you deal with the most insufferable hicks, who often are coddled by their families and the whole system.

Not to TMI but because I constantly dealt with the latter during my adolescence where I seen them get enabled, coddled, uplifted and rewarded by people, who would then be shocked when these moids would become the most psychopathic manchildren to walk this earth, I just decided not to date them. Be friends with them? Sure, if they are decent dudes, but anything more is out of line for me.

God, Greek and Balkan men are like this too. They're coddled by mommy and daddy all their lives well into their thirties and older, and mothers/grandmothers tend to do their washing and cooking when they do nothing in the household and they aren't expected to do anything just because they're men. These moids enter adulthood not knowing how to do anything for themselves and expecting women around them to do everything for them, as well as having frequent tard rages because they were never taught how to regulate emotions properly. Actual vermin

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Vaguely off-topic but also kinda on-topic since we were talking about The Boys and Generation V earlier; I read a comic by Mark Millar who made Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl and some marvel runs.
The comic is called The Ambassadors and while it's a little ham-fisted in spots due to only being 5 issues long. It made me think of this thread because the main antagonist is an omega-moid capitalist dude-bro billionaire genius that framed his super-genius wife, had her locked up for life and stole all her research to create superhumans for the sake of profit.
Story picks up with the main character Codename: Korea escaping prison. Uploads her brain into a younger 20yo super-enhanced version of herself and creates a super team with the intent to be a natural rescue squad choosing the most altruistic people she can find from various nations to become superheroes for the sake of humanitarian causes and to combat her moid ex that only wants to bring all her aspirations down by creating a Skull & Bones style male fraternity of billionaires that just want to fuck shit up with superpowers they buy.

The art changes from issue to issue, but a good spread of the heroes are women from different backgrounds with hero costumes that are surprisingly tasteful and not just lingerie with a cape and mask.

Also spoiler since it's the point of the post, that moid gets destroyed by his ex that he bragged about abusing right to her face. He said "I'm invincible." And she took zero time testing that claim

Moid that fucked around, happily ruined his wife's life

Spoiler: Comic Gore: Moid Finds Out

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

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just gonna leave this right here. you know it's bad when i also cropped the person being quoted, because they, too, are a pitiful, pathetic loser moid

Poor grammar makes it even easier to find.

 

[starbies]

God, Greek and Balkan men are like this too. They're coddled by mommy and daddy all their lives well into their thirties and older, and mothers/grandmothers tend to do their washing and cooking when they do nothing in the household and they aren't expected to do anything just because they're men. These moids enter adulthood not knowing how to do anything for themselves and expecting women around them to do everything for them, as well as having frequent tard rages because they were never taught how to regulate emotions properly. Actual vermin

Balkan men are truly the pajeets of white people

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

>man gets hit with easily disputable fake grooming accusations that could be cleared up in a couple days
>fucking kills himself on a tiktok live (lol!)
>now everyone is trying to blame the young woman who genuinely tried to help the false accuser (because people shouldn't be grooming victims)
moids are fucking pathetic. Can't believe I felt bad for the dude a couple days ago. death is death and men are the illogical ones.

Is there a video of him killing himself? Nothing I love more than seeing men commit suicide!

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Men who sperg about "muh equality means I can hit back" are the worst. Especially since every moid I've met who's made this point would've been the type to beat his wife if it were the 50s anyway. Men always find an excuse to be violently aggressive towards women, equality or not.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

My cousin is a married father of two (both under 11 years old). Blue collar worker. Always been a hard worker and a hustler and a good guy. Within the past year or year and a half, he's become a lazy drunk who works maybe 20 hours a week and screams and cusses at his kids and sleeps all day. Wife is the breadwinner. House is a pigsty. I'm not close enough to speak with him directly, but I'd bet my paycheck it comes out that he's become a porn addict.

 

[Pooner]

Balkan men are truly the pajeets of white people

They truly are, powerleveling here but the amount of sexual harassment I encounter living in Athens is insane compared to the west. In my experience old men have no problem touching women, rubbing up against women on the buses, asking disgusting favours, asking dates, giving nicknames (I don't know how to translate this exactly to English, but κοπελιαρα kinda means attractive girl, but when men say it it's just icky) looking at porn in public, etc. The younger generation isn't this bad, but not sexually harassing women in public is just the bare fucking minimum. Actual troglodytes

 

[Freya]

Balkan men are truly the pajeets of white people

remember hanging out in a discord back in 2016(I was only 20 ok!) and there was one balkan guy there that bragged about how all his female cousins were forced to get married by age 19 and and his uncles would buy cars for the boys but nothing for the girls. and that wasn't a one off thing, it was constant. another guy from the server later told me he would DM him gay porn constantly "as a joke"

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Men always pretend their faggotry is a joke. Rehashing the topic about Robert Pattinson I knew I didn’t like that moid when he said this

Robert Pattinson: "I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. Thank God I was hungover."​

what the fuck is up with so called “straight” moids talkimg shit about pussy? Why are men so retarded about women’s bodies

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Is there a video of him killing himself? Nothing I love more than seeing men commit suicide!

there isn't unfortunately. he committed off screen, and the only thing you could really see is people busting open a glass door and screaming in italian. it's probably up on r/eyeblech or something. it's kinda disheartening so im not gonna go out of my way to find it again.