Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Madame Souza]

Regarding johns, the way to find out if a man you’re getting to know is a moid to be discarded immediately or a potential Nigel is to put on your libfem hat, ask him what he’s into under the guise of “I’m totally into (weird things) too!”, watch him spill (or not, if you’re lucky), and act accordingly from there.
It’s manipulative for sure, but I’ve never seen it fail. They will be honest if they think you’re “kinky” or whatever (sometimes they even assume that a woman is such, I guess based primarily on one being female while living in a city, and bring it up unprompted—be grateful, that’s the trash taking itself out).
I suppose the downside to this is you might lose out on a decent guy because he thinks you’re a coomer, which would be a pretty hilarious role reversal, but I feel like that bridge could be crossed after you’ve established he’s not okay with paying to rape trafficked/drug-addicted/abused women and prefers not to watch videos of the same.
A decent man should also understand why you feel the need to smoke out the perverts and porn addicts, too, IMO

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I still remember being a teenage girl and finding out just how sex-obsessed men really are when rule34 became a thing and I saw that men are drawing porn of every single cartoon I used to watch as a kid and enjoyed totally innocently. Around the same time a guy told me that his first boner was to Misty from Pokemon and I was like "WTF? Misty? She is literally just a drawing?" and from then on I could never look at a cartoon woman the same ever again. That was when I realized that men look at the world in a completely different way and everything is sexual to them and it really ruined my fucking life and took so much enjoyment out of things. Just knowing men got their grubby coom-stained hands on absolutely everything that is innocent and sweet in this world is making me nauseous.

I agree. As a young lad, learning of Rule34 was bizarre not because there's a lot of fanfic porn. By like 10 I was already looking at scenes in cartoons like Dexter's Lab or Totally Spies, an even Duck Dodgers like "The fuck was that??" I figured there'd be some porn of basic shit.
It was bizarre because of how fucking comprehensive it is. It's not just cartoons, it's politicians, it's celebs, cartoons, fuckin' mascots, it's just everything getting fucked or fucking.
It was more confusing to me than it was interesting and it made me look at everything very cynically and at that point and it made me think in the back of my head "Is this the writer/artists barely hidden fetish?" And then you get older and find out it always is.

That being said, with the massive downward spiral of Cartoon Network I feel it became a litmus test to show that all animators and cartoon creators are weird degenerates that use art as a way to pay their dues until they can insert their next fetish that borders on cruel and more often than not -Unusual punishment
While Nickelodeon had full on grooming of (female) minors

 

[Howslans]

Strong disagree. While there certainly is a pozzed, pink-washed brand of neoliberalism that calls itself “feminism”, it’s a pickme imposter for the real deal. You can always tell the fake feminism because it’s basically telling you to buy something or another for purposes of empowerment, and often as not it’s the same products that are associated with female beauty standards (eg razors, makeup, deodorant) or it’s products that objectify the buyer in some way (sexy lingerie, sex toys to “spice things up for ones man”). On the rare occasion ersatz feminism ever engages in ideology it’s surface-level Democratic Party boilerplate that isn’t even about women.

There is a real school of feminist thought, but you can’t buy it at CVS or read about it in Cosmopolitan

That‘s fair. Don’t get me wrong - I haven‘t given up feminism in any sense, I just hate this newest wave of utterly superficial feminism whose ideology seems to entirely revolve around ‘be nice and look sexy’. I also don’t know if it is right to call it ‘fake feminism’ (even though obviously it is) when so many younger women identify it as just the latest wave - who are we to decide whether it is ‘real’ or a weak and damaging Franken-version of the original. Anyway I suppose this is getting off topic.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

If women had the shriveled chromosome, men would have never let them hear the end of it. It would be on billboards, in constitutions, in all textbooks to never let women do anything because they are genetically inferior and we have proof. But since men have the retard gene sack, it's "well we're male so we're superior because stronk and we can kill things with our fists" Most land mammals are stronger than humans, but humans didn't become the superior species by being stronger than everything else.

 

[Dyn]

If women had the shriveled chromosome, men would have never let them hear the end of it. It would be on billboards, in constitutions, in all textbooks to never let women do anything because they are genetically inferior and we have proof.

When the X chromosome was first discovered the (male) geneticists all assumed it was the male sex chromosome just because it was the proper one.

 

[JamusActimus]

For me, it was a conversation with a girl in college that made me realize the genders view sex completely differently. I thought an easy way to solve the incel problem was for women to be extremely casual about handjobs. My logic was that it was an extremely minimal amount of effort (at least to a moid’s brain) to essentially never have another misogynistic mass shooting. She obviously reacted with disgust but I’m happy to report that I eventually figured out why.

Spill sperm rather than spill blood.

Pretty deep when you think about it.

Would you give Hitler a handjob to prevent WW2?
I would, I would be his right hand.

 

[fake farts]

The most disturbing thing about Rule34 is how much of it involves the characters being raped or suffering in some way. There are apparently guys that will spend hours playing through games with female leads or supporting characters and then decide that what they would like to do next is jerk it to those characters being raped. That is fucking bizarre.

This is my biggest problem with Rule 34 too. People liking fictional characters and finding them attractive doesn't bother me, hell I do that. But the content is disgusting, especially from men. So much rape, deaging, or already underage characters, or gross inflation shit, prolapsed assholes, poopoopeepee. Pig disgusting.

The black pill for me was that study showing when men are already in a state of arousal they’re more likely to find children attractive. The question was “Can you ever imagine yourself finding a 12 year old attractive?” and less than 40% said yes. They asked the same question when men were aroused and it jumped to 70% saying yes.

They need the mines.

I don't think the mines will suffice for men anymore, even with a shitty pickaxe and nothing else. The mines they need are active landmines, to step on.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Spill sperm rather than spill blood.

Pretty deep when you think about it.

Would you give Hitler a handjob to prevent WW2?
I would, I would be his right hand.

I dont know if it was BS or not but didn't Hitler have a micropenis? Might not be much to grasp.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

I just saw the shape of a Y chromosome under a microscope, it's not a Y by any stretch of the imagination, it's basically a little fucked up nub.

Want to know why this is? It’s because us moids are more biologically disposable. The gene pool doesn’t care if a few million moids die in a war or workplace accident. Most of our biodiversity is in the X chromosome, so losing a woman is way more catastrophic to our species than losing a man. It’s why our original job was to fight mammoths and saber-tooth tigers.

This is one reason why JFG became my favorite lolcow after he killed Elora. His intellectual masturbation about the “revolutionary phenotype” involves speculating that humans may one day become drones to gene-carrying computers. If he had paid attention during his biology studies, he’d have realized that men are already closer to ants or bees than other related mammals. The day the Y chromosome shrivels away completely is the day us moids have completed our evolutionary journey to becoming drones in service of our queens. If, for one, welcome our new overlords. Yas, queens. Slay.

 

[Dyn]

The day the Y chromosome shrivels away completely is the day us moids have completed our evolutionary journey to becoming drones in service of our queens. If, for one, welcome our new overlords. Yas, queens. Slay.

That's gonna be about two million years from now, no shot do we make it two million years without nuclear bombing the planet into glass over some bullshit.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I dont know if it was BS or not but didn't Hitler have a micropenis? Might not be much to grasp.

Don't fall for this, every year more people and sources come out with more facts about Hitlers dick. It comes from male fascination with diminishing other men by way of shaming their virility.
Yes hate Hitler for being Hitler. But to put it in perspective, imagine we were all dabbing on an objectively horrible genocidal lady and then at the end of someone saying "She literally enjoyed killing children of other people as a game, she was a monster"
Some weird lady in the crowd with a tapout shirt chimes in with "Yeah. And she had small tits!!!".

But the man was burned post-cyanide before the allies even had a chance to get to him if i recall.
There was no Little Fuhrer left for them to measure. It's literally penis-aimed propaganda to make the average man that reads it out of suicidal necessity go "Huhuh Hitler have smoler weewee than me. Mine better"

Edit: correction fixed burning status

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

That's gonna be about two million years from now, no shot do we make it two million years without nuclear bombing the planet into glass over some bullshit.

The key is to ensure all women are preserved in giant underground bunkers with only one or two domesticated moids like you to keep them company while the rest of us live the ultimate Modern Warfare fantasy.

 

[Blackhole]

Don't fall for this, every year more people and sources come out with more facts about Hitlers dick. It comes from male fascination with diminishing other men by way of shaming their virility.

Hitler had one testicle, a micropenis, and tiny peanut balls. He also liked 16 year olds and eating dog poop. Source? Trust me bro, we won the war.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Don't fall for this, every year more people and sources come out with more facts about Hitlers dick. It comes from male fascination with diminishing other men by way of shaming their virility.
Yes hate Hitler for being Hitler. But to put it in perspective, imagine we were all dabbing on an objectively horrible genocidal lady and then at the end of someone saying "She literally enjoyed killing children of other people as a game, she was a monster"
Some weird lady in the crowd with a tapout shirt chimes in with "Yeah. And she had small tits!!!".

But the man was burned post-cyanide before the allies even had a chance to get to him if i recall.
There was no Little Fuhrer left for them to measure. It's literally dick measuring to make the average man that reads it go "Huhuh Hitler have smoler weewee than me. Mine better"

Edit: correction fixed burning status

That sounds about right. I remember raising an eyebrow at some of the cartoonish medical diagnoses that were given to him, like that he had IBS.

 

[Lidl Drip]

To add to the whole "men make porn of every childhood cartoon" thing, I also fucking hate the xy-chan thing that coomer men do. Like when Corona first happened and men started drawing sexy Corona-chan mascots.



Really????? You can not think about a virus without wanting to sexualize and fuck it? Like these men can not look at their tv remote without thinking "hehe.. sexy remote-chan... i push ur buttons hehehe". It's terminal coomeritis. I'm so glad "Kiwi-chan" never took off. I definitely wouldn't be using this site if I had to see ugly anime waifus with balloon titties in every post.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Scrotes Who can't even be bothered to pick up things like tissues and put them in to a nearby trashcan? - Let them get eaten by bugs and slowly be consumed by their own filth.

you will eat ze bugz or ze bugz will eat you

 

[Golden Face]

The rest were okay, in fact I feel a little guilty for not moisturizing and exfoliating. But concealer? I don't know about that one, at least for every day men, not pop idols.

concealer is more or less used to hide blemishes rather than be used as a makeup product. if i found out a guy wore concealer to take extra time to make himself presentable, i'd probably be attracted to him even knowing he has pimples under the concealer. it's the effort that I appreciate, at least speaking from my own experience.

 

[Sprate Header]

Saw this on Fedi, reminded me of the thread

 

[${Sandy}]

Reading this thread so I know how to piss off women more effectively.

 

[Golden Face]

Today I saw two ladybugs at two different times. Once at my job and once when I was in my bathroom just now. Both times I took them and put them out the window to fly away. Thought I'd share the interesting coincidence with you ladies :-)