Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

I still can't get over the way Jack eats things. He unhinges his jaw like a python to fit as much meat and cheese inside as he can.

I hate this fat cocksucker so much. Literally everything about him is disgusting and repulsive.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Found some of the screenshots from the Robert Crews argument.







Lots of OBJs, so you know he was seething.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Fucking Rob, I just about died when the drumbeat came on:

"First of all, it's annoying so please stop it. Secondly, don't you have some noise-cancelling microphone or some software on your computer that could help you with this?"

Rob is a treasure. The man is savage in in understated way. The drum beat, ordering steamed broccoli and calling it the star of the show?

Rob is truly the hero we need in these dark times.

Hello, sir. I have done the needful.

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Done the needful? That's Indian English. Heard it so often when working with Indian engineers and nowhere else.

This certainly helps trying to lurk on Twitter without having to actually log in. Thank you.

Agreed now that Twatter says you have to log into the service if you want to peruse things.

Is he down to one functioning limb at this point? I think the only fully functional limb he has is his left arm. I guess as long as he has a single limb that can carry MUH MEAT to his mouth he's fine with it.

Nah he still has the other leg but he might as well be disabled as he's always in his scooty puff whenever he gets the chance.

But so long as he can get food into his gaping maw he's fine.

I hate this fat cocksucker so much. Literally everything about him is disgusting and repulsive.

He's one of the cows that is almost impossible to A-log because everybody hates him.

Found some of the screenshots from the Robert Crews argument.

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Lots of OBJs, so you know he was seething.

Jagoff is such a thin skinned faggot.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Figured out who Robert is from the Cali crew.

He’s on a triple date with Paul and Jack here.

This video is so weird…Jack says at the beginning there are more people coming, and then no one ever shows. (How I imagine his meet-up at In-N-Out will go next week) Also, why is there a place called “Johnny Rebs” in California?

Robert also appears in the Sahara Falafel JOTG video and the infamous Seal Beach JOTG Video. There may be more, but it’s a pain in the ass to page through his videos to find what I’m looking for.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I heard again today from Joe Chavez and he said he finally blocked Jack on Twitter. I guess he replied to one of Joe’s based tweets mentioning the White House account and fatty couldn’t help himself but respond. Jack once again invited him to the Cali In-n-Out meetup in Anaheim, but he tweeted it in such a way that not only Joe saw it, but anyone replying to the White House’s tweet saw it as well. Dumbass. I can’t share the Jack tweet because of the way X is now, and he has the PCTLM account blocked.

Bonus, Jack got shit on by this guy in the comments:
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Who is Robert Crews?

Jack likes people named Rawb / ROBJect almost as much as he likes people named Jack because that’s his name.


Also…what the fuck is he talking about? He even mumbles when he types!

 

[Marisa]

Lots of OBJs, so you know he was seething.

the OBJs increasing with his anger really got me! like it's a twitch or something, uncontrollably peppering his rant

 

[AnOminous]

the OBJs increasing with his anger really got me! like it's a twitch or something, uncontrollably peppering his rant

It's like he's so utterly retarded he doesn't even know how happy he's making you by how much he's seething.

 

[Adamska]

Finally got around to watching this... I love how according to Tammy, 6 tacos and a plate of chips and guac between 2 people is a "snack". Not a meal, just a snack. And of course Fatty is angy because they didn't read the fucking menu and bought the wrong tacos because they ordered the $3.25 birria tacos, not the $5.99 quesabirria tacos and the only thing Fatty understands is "buria = dipping sauce".

$7.99 chips and guac
$6.50 for 2 birria tacos
$6 for 2 pastor tacos
$6 for 2 chicken tacos
So basically... $13.25 a person for lunch not including sodas. And somehow this is "pricey" for Fatty who expects 99 cent tacos or some bullshit(he's complained about prices before like it's still 2005 and there's been no inflation or anything since). Yet strangely enough the place has a 3.8/5 on yelp with plenty of pictures of the place being decently lit, clean, and of course every other normal human that's eaten there seems to get 3 tacos or 2 tacos and a side... not 3 tacos and a side and claims it's only a snack.

It's always amusing when Jack intentionally fucks up his order due to his ignorance and then blames the place for his own fuck ups. He legit would've probably just gurgled "gud fud A- cuz not nuvf" if he got the consomme to drink.

Also while I'd say 13 bucks is a bit too much for three street tacos and some chips, it is a proper meal. Given it's street tacos, I'd probably have gotten a fourth one personally, but still it's a proper sized meal. Especially since even the normal birria is likely a good fatbomb, let alone the quesabirria he would've gotten.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Hello, sir. I have done the needful.

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The fat cunt also repost the same response as a tweet. Copy and paste, low effort.

 

[p1138]

It's always amusing when Jack intentionally fucks up his order due to his ignorance and then blames the place for his own fuck ups. He legit would've probably just gurgled "gud fud A- cuz not nuvf" if he got the consomme to drink.

Also while I'd say 13 bucks is a bit too much for three street tacos and some chips, it is a proper meal. Given it's street tacos, I'd probably have gotten a fourth one personally, but still it's a proper sized meal. Especially since even the normal birria is likely a good fatbomb, let alone the quesabirria he would've gotten.

I certainly wouldn't call it cheap, but unfortunately unless you're buying from a taco truck, $3 a taco in a taqueria is pretty common these days. Just browsing menus from yelp in some areas:

Taqueira Los Anayos in Los Angeles, $4 for a meat taco
Taqueria San Luis in Nashville, TN $2 for a meat taco
Tacos La Baqueta in Dallas, TX, 1.75-1.99 for a meat taco
El Super Taco in Phoenix, AZ 2.49-2.99
Taqueria Mexico in Albuquerque, NM 2.49
Taqueria Cantina in Seattle, WA $3.60-$3.90
Bandido Taqueria Mexicana Louisville, KY $2

Yeah it's on the upper end, but the place Fatty went to also appeared to be newly remodeled, isn't a tiny hole in the wall that might as well be a taco truck behind some cinder blocks, etc. The $3/taco Fatty(more like Tammy) paid is pretty average. Same goes for the chips and guac. Yeah, I know places I can go where the chips are free, the prices are a bit less, and the quality is still decent. But that's not going to a random restaurant to "review" it at that point. Especially considering he's gone to places that have fucked up his food far worse, had shittier pricing, shittier seating, etc. and he still gave those an A because they probably had a sauce pump at the condiments where he could refill his soda cup with bbq sauce or whatever the fuck.

Fatty was just angy he didn't get his "buryah sauce" to drink by default and the only thing his mushbrain could find to actually bitch about was the price and lack of stomach being filled to his esophagus.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

There's only one emoj that can express how I feel about Jack: 

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah it's on the upper end, but the place Fatty went to also appeared to be newly remodeled, isn't a tiny hole in the wall that might as well be a taco truck behind some cinder blocks, etc. The $3/taco Fatty(more like Tammy) paid is pretty average. Same goes for the chips and guac. Yeah, I know places I can go where the chips are free, the prices are a bit less, and the quality is still decent. But that's not going to a random restaurant to "review" it at that point. Especially considering he's gone to places that have fucked up his food far worse, had shittier pricing, shittier seating, etc. and he still gave those an A because they probably had a sauce pump at the condiments where he could refill his soda cup with bbq sauce or whatever the fuck.

Fatty was just angy he didn't get his "buryah sauce" to drink by default and the only thing his mushbrain could find to actually bitch about was the price and lack of stomach being filled to his esophagus.

And that's the key when it comes to this faggot.

Lots of meat and cheese and he's a happy camper regardless of how much it cost. Three beeryah tacos didn't come with enough sauce for him to drink like a beverage well that place sucks.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

the OBJs increasing with his anger really got me! like it's a twitch or something, uncontrollably peppering his rant

Each one is a mini-stroke. He was slurring like Popeye by the end.

 

[Corrupt Hex]

is this jack in the wild? this is from kitchen nightmares s08e02
maybe i'm just retarded but it looks waaay to close.

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[Tiresome]

is this jack in the wild? this is from kitchen nightmares s08e02
maybe i'm just retarded but it looks waaay to close.

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That guy has clearly not been a lardass his entire adult life, probably middle-aged spread, and the muscle tone in those forearms is way better than Jack's ever has.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

9 Butts 70 Men.

 

[AnOminous]

I certainly wouldn't call it cheap, but unfortunately unless you're buying from a taco truck, $3 a taco in a taqueria is pretty common these days. Just browsing menus from yelp in some areas:

Sometimes you'll see lower prices but that's usually again street tacos on small tortillas with just a pinch of meat, maybe some onions and sauce.

I recently had a $15 burrito but it was absolutely gigantic and made three meals, and came with two enormous sides. I ate for two solid days on that one dish. Of course, I'm not a disgusting Jack-level glutton with multiple strokes and brain-damaged like a drooling, slobbering idiot. And I know small-town Mexican restaurants where you can get something similar for about $10 still.

Jack is bitching about perfectly normal prices, even lower than a lot of places. And he's too dumb even to understand the food he's eating, despite eating being the only thing this fat fuck does.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jack has no real concept of the value of a dollar. Or food, for that matter. This is the man that made a very brief series on stretching your dollar while having his wife blow hundreds on expensive food during record inflation. Hell, dude just had his wife buy and cook hundreds of dollars in meat for two events that may or may not have been actually eaten. All he cares at the end of the day is having money for more meat to eat.

 

[Tiresome]

Hell, dude just had his wife buy and cook hundreds of dollars in meat for two events that may or may not have been actually eaten.

If it had been eaten, Jack's ulcerous ego would have absolutely shown us on the video.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If it had been eaten, Jack's ulcerous ego would have absolutely shown us on the video.

It definitely wasn't shown being eaten at the conferences, that's for sure. And I doubt even Jack's numerous freezers could hold all that shit, if they even bothered. The thought of all that meat alone being wasted like that is disgusting to think about. But Jack got his brisket and pulporks so he was happy!