Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

Mainly just him whining about prices again.

Finally got around to watching this... I love how according to Tammy, 6 tacos and a plate of chips and guac between 2 people is a "snack". Not a meal, just a snack. And of course Fatty is angy because they didn't read the fucking menu and bought the wrong tacos because they ordered the $3.25 birria tacos, not the $5.99 quesabirria tacos and the only thing Fatty understands is "buria = dipping sauce".

$7.99 chips and guac
$6.50 for 2 birria tacos
$6 for 2 pastor tacos
$6 for 2 chicken tacos
So basically... $13.25 a person for lunch not including sodas. And somehow this is "pricey" for Fatty who expects 99 cent tacos or some bullshit(he's complained about prices before like it's still 2005 and there's been no inflation or anything since). Yet strangely enough the place has a 3.8/5 on yelp with plenty of pictures of the place being decently lit, clean, and of course every other normal human that's eaten there seems to get 3 tacos or 2 tacos and a side... not 3 tacos and a side and claims it's only a snack.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Rob got Jack to admit Tammy works from home two days a week (one of which being for yesterday’s live stream)

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Okay for me and not thee?

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I hate this fat faggot so much.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Finally got around to watching this... I love how according to Tammy, 6 tacos and a plate of chips and guac between 2 people is a "snack". Not a meal, just a snack. And of course Fatty is angy because they didn't read the fucking menu and bought the wrong tacos because they ordered the $3.25 birria tacos, not the $5.99 quesabirria tacos and the only thing Fatty understands is "buria = dipping sauce".

$7.99 chips and guac
$6.50 for 2 birria tacos
$6 for 2 pastor tacos
$6 for 2 chicken tacos
So basically... $13.25 a person for lunch not including sodas. And somehow this is "pricey" for Fatty who expects 99 cent tacos or some bullshit(he's complained about prices before like it's still 2005 and there's been no inflation or anything since). Yet strangely enough the place has a 3.8/5 on yelp with plenty of pictures of the place being decently lit, clean, and of course every other normal human that's eaten there seems to get 3 tacos or 2 tacos and a side... not 3 tacos and a side and claims it's only a snack.

Not to mention that they went there for lunch, so this was likely a lunch portion of “Calle” (street) tacos. 4 seems like a decent lunch portion to me and Birria is pretty rich/greasy so I think most people would only be able to stomach 4 anyway. Street tacos are usually smaller in diameter so I’m not really sure what he was expecting.

If you’re still hungry, quit bitching and buy more to fill that fat cavernous belly of yours, Jack. Fat ass.

 

[a terminal posture]

Finally got around to watching this... I love how according to Tammy, 6 tacos and a plate of chips and guac between 2 people is a "snack". Not a meal, just a snack. And of course Fatty is angy because they didn't read the fucking menu and bought the wrong tacos because they ordered the $3.25 birria tacos, not the $5.99 quesabirria tacos and the only thing Fatty understands is "buria = dipping sauce".

$7.99 chips and guac
$6.50 for 2 birria tacos
$6 for 2 pastor tacos
$6 for 2 chicken tacos
So basically... $13.25 a person for lunch not including sodas. And somehow this is "pricey" for Fatty who expects 99 cent tacos or some bullshit(he's complained about prices before like it's still 2005 and there's been no inflation or anything since). Yet strangely enough the place has a 3.8/5 on yelp with plenty of pictures of the place being decently lit, clean, and of course every other normal human that's eaten there seems to get 3 tacos or 2 tacos and a side... not 3 tacos and a side and claims it's only a snack.

Chipotle in Hendersonville:
3 chicken taco $8.35
3 barbacoa $10.10
Chip & Guac $7.75

...or $13.10/person, basically the same price. You are probably getting more food at Chipotle but it still doesn't make it a good value. Everything is expensive these days and restaurants are even worse values they were. I remember getting a skirt steak + 2 sides for $4.50 every Saturday at La Terresita in Tampa back in 1998 too, that ain't ever coming back, even adjusting for inflation.

 

[p1138]

Not to mention that they went there for lunch, so this was likely a lunch portion of “Calle” (street) tacos. 4 seems like a decent lunch portion to me and Birria is pretty rich/greasy so I think most people would only be able to stomach 4 anyway. Street tacos are usually smaller in diameter so I’m not really sure what he was expecting.

If you’re still hungry, quit bitching and buy more to fill that fat cavernous belly of yours, Jack. Fat ass.

Ah, but that was the other part that confused Tammy. She complained about having the option to leave the tab open as if she didn't understand it was to order more or get some drinks.

The reality is, Fatty will have no problem dropping $30/person to gorge himself on grease and rate it an A, but when presented with anything resembling a normal meal for a normal human... C.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Ah, but that was the other part that confused Tammy. She complained about having the option to leave the tab open as if she didn't understand it was to order more or get some drinks.

Please be patient, they usually only go to fast food and other goyslop that you pre-pay. They'd have blood shooting out their eyes from rage if they went to a proper restaurant.

 

[ZipDisk]

Street tacos are supposed to be small. The last time I had the house to myself I pigged out on street tacos like a feral jackass the entire time. It was... liberating.
Still ate healthier than the Scalfani's on Profile by Sanford.

I think the scalfatties are expecting oversized portions because many strip mall restaurants do cater to that specification, and as speculated in ancient times, they see waddlers come in, and know to serve up the big plate. (Because the obese always feel cheated if they aren't stuffed to the edge of shitting themselves.)

That's... not an exaggeration. There are videos where jack seems angry he isn't uncomfortably full after eating. That is super gross.
The only place I've really seen "GOD DAMN" sized portions is truck stops. I salute the soon to be congestive heart failure patients who keep our country running.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

They drink, they just pretend not to. Jack was going through bottles of gentleman Jack pretty quickly earlier this year and whenever he cooks with wine he'll get a big 1.5l bottle when he only needs a half cup.

Of course they do but it's just funny that he denies it all the time and gets pissy about it. Like that time they met Jane Traynor at that brewery and Jagoff was bitching about going to a brewery. You could tell he wanted a beer but Hammy wouldn't let him so he needs to play it up like alcohol is evil.

For the duration of his cooking show he's almost exclusively bought Yellow Tail, presumably because Australian wine was in vogue at the turn of the century and because it's Jack

Tried Yellow Tail once and never again. I found out later that it was a wine made for the export market, specifically the US. It wasn't found in Australia at all although now I understand it is.

Yellow Tail is swill. It's bottom of the barrel wine with added sugar. Nasty stuff. But perfect for somebody who doesn't know the first thing about wine.

Here is her channel:

Rather amateur and unprofessional but what do you expect from a member of the JackPack?

She really needs to stop going "uhmmm" all the time. It's distracting.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Jack is still not over the KC vs Jets game where Patrick Mahomes ran down the clock instead of scoring another touchdown. Definitely not because KC wanted to prevent the Jets from having the ball in a close game.

That was already a 3-point game, so it doesn't even make sense. Your worst case scenario - you score 6, miss the extra point (despite having a really good kicker), and you're up by 9. That's a two possession game. You win.

In the Packers/Rams clip posted a page back, there was only a 2-point lead. There, if you take the touchdown, your worst case scenario is that you're only up 8. The other team uses the last few seconds and scores a touchdown + runs it in for 2 extra points? Tie game.

I guess you save your defensive squad having to come out for another couple of plays, but it's not outcome-determinative.

If you actually watch the play where Mahomes supposedly slid, there was a Jets player positioned to tackle him before he reached the end zone. And sure, maybe he scores the touchdown, but they didn't need the points, and he might not have wanted to risk an injury. He's a QB, not a runningback.

 

[Chorton]

Fucking Rob, I just about died when the drumbeat came on:

"First of all, it's annoying so please stop it. Secondly, don't you have some noise-cancelling microphone or some software on your computer that could help you with this?"

 

[Polska krowa]

Here is her channel’s art work, I think we all know who designed this:

That's literally an up arrow with a thick brown line (to look like gingerbread?) and three squares (with one sent to back)

 

[Sonic T]

Fucking Rob, I just about died when the drumbeat came on:

"First of all, it's annoying so please stop it. Secondly, don't you have some noise-cancelling microphone or some software on your computer that could help you with this?"

He even specifically said "some software on your expensive computer."

The universe cursed us with a Jack, but it blessed us with a Rob.

 

[Exist0]

Steam broccoli, the star of the show! Oh Rob, you are a treasure.

 

[p1138]

Chipotle in Hendersonville:
3 chicken taco $8.35
3 barbacoa $10.10
Chip & Guac $7.75

...or $13.10/person, basically the same price. You are probably getting more food at Chipotle but it still doesn't make it a good value. Everything is expensive these days and restaurants are even worse values they were. I remember getting a skirt steak + 2 sides for $4.50 every Saturday at La Terresita in Tampa back in 1998 too, that ain't ever coming back, even adjusting for inflation.

Yeah, exactly. A little over $13 for lunch not including drinks for what would be plenty of food is perfectly normal. I mentioned 2 tacos and a side, that would drop it down to just over $10 leaving a couple bucks for a drink to be included. Fatty is so fucking delusional I'm genuinely surprised he doesn't bring up the old 29 cent hamburger, 39 cent cheeseburger promo from mcdonalds back in the day and compare current prices and volume of food to that as a measure of "value". If he wanted to save money(and his life) the answer is to just fucking eat less.

 

[Sugriva]

I still can't get over the way Jack eats things. He unhinges his jaw like a python to fit as much meat and cheese inside as he can.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I heard again today from Joe Chavez and he said he finally blocked Jack on Twitter. I guess he replied to one of Joe’s based tweets mentioning the White House account and fatty couldn’t help himself but respond. Jack once again invited him to the Cali In-n-Out meetup in Anaheim, but he tweeted it in such a way that not only Joe saw it, but anyone replying to the White House’s tweet saw it as well. Dumbass. I can’t share the Jack tweet because of the way X is now, and he has the PCTLM account blocked.

Bonus, Jack got shit on by this guy in the comments:

Who is Robert Crews?

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

I can’t share the Jack tweet because of the way X is now, and he has the PCTLM account blocked.

Hello, sir. I have done the needful.

https://nitter.net/martine72103/status/1710450623710126316

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Hello, sir. I have done the needful.

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https://nitter.net/martine72103/status/1710450623710126316

This certainly helps trying to lurk on Twitter without having to actually log in. Thank you.

 

[AnOminous]

So he finally admitted it. If I'm not wrong, this is the first time he was willing to admit that he is disabled. Usually he tries to hide the fact that his hand doesn't work or that his legs are shot

Is he down to one functioning limb at this point? I think the only fully functional limb he has is his left arm. I guess as long as he has a single limb that can carry MUH MEAT to his mouth he's fine with it.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I think this is the Robert Crews reference (at the bottom of the screenshot). Can’t find the actual comments though, look like Jack deleted it.



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