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- Dec 9, 2021
Also for all the conspiracy theories about 400 decapitated babies. I can give the following assessment:
>Yo Benny, what do you have for me?
>Well we just got done walking through the scene with the police
>Go on...
>Well we've seen some horrific shit. Got several families murdered, houses burned down
>Anything else? We need to bring that readership up, Benny!
>Well they did say they suspect around 40 infants were among the masacre.
>That's my boy! Tell me more!
>W-Well they said that the parents were trying to protect them, and one of them was found with a slash wound that almost beheaded him.
>Beheaded?! Now that's going to fire up the social media. Thanks Benny!
>Phones in to the assistant editor
>Steve, my man! Log on to Xitter! We have our headline: 40 beheaded babies!
Jesus, I thought you'd have learned this by now, fellow Kiwis. Put your tin foils back in the kitchen.
I can't be the only one who heard him.