2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

[Catch The Rainbow]

According to Al Jazeera (I know) Israel's total active-duty forces are only about 170k. That's not enough to conquer a city of 2 million normal people much less sworn jihadis.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/10/11/how-big-is-israels-military-and-how-much-funding-does-it-get-from-the-us

No sense really arguing about it too much, we're about to find out.

They just called up 365k reservist soldiers who normally serve for a few weeks a year and who are required to maintain training. As an example, the actors in fauda are ex special forces and still participate in raids.

https://www.ynetnews.com/culture/article/ryqins00l6

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I call for both sides to put down the white phosphorus and sewage pipe missiles and to settle conflict fairly and peacefully in an
EPIC
RAP
BATTLE

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Too bad we live in Clown World dimension & not in Music World dimension

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Successive raids on the Karama neighborhood in Gaza

 

[TyrasGuard]

All this for Fake Pedo Prophet (Piss be Upon Him) with his fake prophecy about world domination.

CHR: 10 builds can get you really far in life.
Or maybe muslims have a -10 INT debuff or something.

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

The faggots at Hamas are telling Palestinians to ignore the IDF evacuation order.

Hamas are a bunch of gay homosexual camel lovers that want to kill their own civilians.

Their leader Ismail Haniyeh (إسماعيل هنية) is the result of the mating between a pig and a monkey and I would throw my shoe at him if I saw him. He also loves to be fornicated by donkeys.

**Glad I got that off my chest**


But seriously, they want to kill civilians

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Successive raids on the Karama neighborhood in Gaza

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I’m not familiar with the rapid vertical appearance of dark plumes like that.

Ground penetrating, or is that the “roof knockers”?

 

[RedGermaine]

CHR: 10 builds can get you really far in life.
Or maybe muslims have a -10 INT debuff or something.

Wis counteracts CHR normally, and seeing how wise the attack on Israel was, it tracks

 

[FILTH Tourist]

integrating? no way

as i see it the best outcome is IDF occupation of the strip, then have shin bet and IDF carry out a large joint operation to thoroughly uproot and dismantle any and all political organisations in the territory, including but not limited to hamas.
after that's accomplished, set up a collaborationist puppet government of ~moderate~ palestinians to run gaza as some kind of 'palestinian autonomous zone'

Besides the humanitarian crisis and strain on resources. Is there any other reason why Israel can't annex Gaza and relocate the residents to the west bank?

 

[im5!XxhO]

Ground penetrating, or is that the “roof knockers”?

I suspect roof knockers. The explosions seem really muted for artillery or bombs.

 

[Kiwiballs]

Successive raids on the Karama neighborhood in Gaza

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Potentially artillery.
I wonder what hamas has in store for the IDF. They have had a decade to really prepare for the mother of all battles.
Hope they go out with a bang, something poets can write about and the Palestinian people remember as they invade migrate to Europe, becoming the new Jews and history begins to repeat itself.

 

[Evilronald]

The Kikes would literally never allow that because they know they will lose.

Idk man the Jews got some great rapping like this:

 

[Seafarer]

The moment of a knife attack on an Israeli embassy employee in Beijing, China.

Spoiler

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https://youtu.be/RUfKV-ye9yc?si=ivpo0lkNxWZod-R7

Hamas be like

I have to give it to you there. We do in fact have a high density of fake martial artists selling sinophilia and weebdom to some of the sadder Americans.

Again, though, we get to publicly make fun of it

Look into Frank Dux dude was a proper pre-Internet lolcow.

This guy was also awesome:

https://youtu.be/7NDs87lmvrs?si=IEqKHemPd4uZfDww

It's the tragic tale of BossmanHamas.

>gets a $6bn juicer from xXxKhomeini42069
>WOOOO AYOOO AYYYY, time for Shekel City!
>smashes in the doors and bulldozes down the walls
>gets a x40 Baby Feature
>he's up 1500 militants, decides to goes all-in on Red, Green, White, and Black
>it lands on Blue
>THIS IS WRONG, THIS IS WRONG, THIS IS WRONG, I'm doing everything right, and I STILL lose
>come on pleeeeaaaaase fellow arabs, someone help me bro
>no one lifts a finger
>I gotta call Egypt, no one else will help me
>Egypt closes its borders
>Fuck my life bro, I just lost it all...

>you’re not gonna fuckin help me Egypt?
>c’mon bro you’ve been on my team for 75 years I can’t count on you to juice me?
>what a fucking rat bro
>I’m about to end stream

 

[MugolEx]

But seriously, they want to kill civilians

It's typically bitch move tactics. They use their own civilians as a sympathy crutch. Force them to stay in a war zone, then when they inevitably get killed, they use their corpses for propaganda.

 

[RedGermaine]

The faggots at Hamas are telling Palestinians to ignore the IDF evacuation order.

Hamas are a bunch of gay homosexual camel lovers that want to kill their own civilians.

Their leader Ismail Haniyeh (إسماعيل هنية) is the result of the mating between a pig and a monkey and I would throw my shoe at him if I saw him. He also loves to be fornicated by donkeys.

**Glad I got that off my chest**


But seriously, they want to kill civilians

My mother's friend got kidnapped by Hamas when he was teaching english in Gaza, they were apparently really kind to him, because they thought he was an American sleeper agent and found out he was actually just an english teacher and aid worker. Because of that one instance, of them not being barbaric to a white man, my mother and the people she knows all think Hamas aren't monsters. It's stuff like that, that shows how inhumane they are, that's the stuff I point to when I have to pull the band-aid off. Of course if they assumed someone was a star spangled glow nigger they'd treat him like it was a luxury hotel, they still kidnapped a guy off the street to interrogate him

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

I want these to be standard for postmen. Then you can be sure they are coming with a delivery

I suspect roof knockers. The explosions seem really muted for artillery or bombs.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I suspect roof knockers. The explosions seem really muted for artillery or bombs.

Right, I was thinking they were either designed to vent out the top and not the sides, or if they penetrated the ground and didn’t make a crater,, the hole they made would direct the smoke upwards in a jet

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Apparently, the Quartering posted a video claiming cnn's clarrisa ward faked being bombed or something in israel. This is the supposed tweet by Quarterpounder originating the claim but it nor any of his tweets load for me. And searching "fake CNN clarissa ward" or any of its permutations don't find any tweets about it either. Is twitter broken or is this hilarious censorship?
E: link works fine in brave doesn't work in edge or chrome.
E2: never mind, the tweet loads but the content of the tweet doesnt.
e3:f5'd on brave and the tweet shows page not found.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I suspect roof knockers. The explosions seem really muted for artillery or bombs.

Im no expert on guided munitions, but it very well could be penetrators targeting tunnels beneath the streets. The explosions follow a line of sorts. Seems pointless to waste roof knockers when you've been shelling the city for a week.

 

[Glerd]

The faggots at Hamas are telling Palestinians to ignore the IDF evacuation order.

Hamas are a bunch of gay homosexual camel lovers that want to kill their own civilians.

Their leader Ismail Haniyeh (إسماعيل هنية) is the result of the mating between a pig and a monkey and I would throw my shoe at him if I saw him. He also loves to be fornicated by donkeys.

**Glad I got that off my chest**


But seriously, they want to kill civilians

This is their only play, make their casualty numbers bigger than israels, and pretty quickly. They know they are going to be driven to the border with Egypt, who will have to accept both them and refugees, if israel is allowed to push. And if only hamas is in that entire side of israel they can do that pretty quickly. A lot of this is a social media battle and they're realizing they fucked up pretty bad early on an israel has more dead baby playing cards. They basically have to pull israel into a lot of mistakes as quickly as possible so they have a similar number of dead baby playing cards and the UN and America tell everyone to knock it off.

Ukraine changed a lot of things - war is a TV show now.

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

It's typically bitch move tactics. They use their own civilians as a sympathy crutch. Force them to stay in a war zone, then when they inevitably get killed, they use their corpses for propaganda.

Its a very bitch move which proves they are faggots

My mother's friend got kidnapped by Hamas when he was teaching english in Gaza, they were apparently really kind to him, because they thought he was an American sleeper agent and found out he was actually just an english teacher and aid worker. Because of that one instance, of them not being barbaric to a white man, my mother and the people she knows all think Hamas aren't monsters. It's stuff like that, that shows how inhumane they are, that's the stuff I point to when I have to pull the band-aid off. Of course if they assumed someone was a star spangled glow nigger they'd treat him like it was a luxury hotel, they still kidnapped a guy off the street to interrogate him

Yeah, most terrorists can be very sweet until they get what they want.

He is fortunate they didnt slit his throat once they worked out he was useless