The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Every cult needs an enemy. Jim Jones convinced their followers there were people out to get them

I guess that makes sense.

 

[FatalTater]

Unicorn Riot is with Antifa. If you see them in your city, watch for trouble.

 

[Temperance]

The time approaches...
https://watch.eventive.org/sfgreenfest2023/play/64f0de399f648900b8262486/64f0d5d869a1a3006d0fca2b


Setting the mood.

Will the Ash Coyote documentary meet these lofty expectations? On one hand, he's a furry and a friend of the Tranchers. He wouldn't want to make them look too bad. On the other hand, this was filmed in late 2021 during the drama-filled Kindness saga. Ash also lamented that this documentary almost killed him.

It has been a very, very, very difficult couple years. This last project that I was working on? It almost killed me. It was... excruciating. There were so many ups-and-downs and crazy things that happened along the way. And... it just pushed me to my breaking point.

We'll just have to see for ourselves... I'm sure a rascally Redditor or someone else with no regard for copyrights will share a recording. Be on the lookout.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Why do trannies have this narrative that they're being hunted and killed? Is it a LARP, like their gender?

If it's not too pretentious to quote oneself:

They're troons. LARPing is the very essence of troonery.

 

[stupid frog]

PPP-laughing.mov

This retarded nigger looks like he should be in the 90s on a surfboard in California or something holy shit.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

has anyone a way to get to see the dislike they finally yeeted it on youtube

 

[Oxyjen]

Setting the mood.

That Earl mashup / Final Season video is so fucking good. Mood achieved.

 

[A. G. Peak]

has anyone a way to get to see the dislike they finally yeeted it on youtube

The browser extension I use is being updated.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

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PPP-laughing.mov

This retarded nigger looks like he should be in the 90s on a surfboard in California or something holy shit.

I feel like I've seen this before;

 

[s0mbra]

Has there been any YouTubers like the person doing the glitchedpuppet vids that have done anything on the tranch and it's denizen?

 

[Temperance]

I watched the documentary and will write up a long post with highlights sometime tonight, maybe tomorrow.

Spoiler: Some initial thoughts (spoilers!)

Credit where credit is due. The camera work and editing are well done. Ash Coyote has some talent. He also didn't ignore that the Tranch collapsed, which I found surprising. It looks like he went back and filmed some more in Feb/March 2023 (when the Tranchers were in the process of packing up & moving to the new Tranch) for the ending of the documentary.

However... this documentary is total propaganda. All the blame for the Tranch failing was (somewhat subtly) pushed onto Bonnie. And btw, there isn't even a single glimpse or mention of Kindness - that whole saga is just vaguely alluded to as "drama" which led to Bonnie moving out. In the post-doc Q&A, Ash hints that there were a lot of problems during the filming, and he ended up remaking the doc "14 or 15" times and left a lot on the cutting room floor. He basically admitted that he's a propagandist who only wants to tell feel-good stories and dislikes making the subjects of his documentaries feel bad about themselves.

No mention of any of the GoFundMe campaigns, btw. The "siege" and harassment by rightwing chuds were presented as fact. The fate of the alpacas was almost completely glossed over (just a throwaway comment that they were rehomed - no proof provided). The fate of the field serfs wasn't discussed at all.

No interview with any Custer County residents aside from Jordan Hedburg (a local journalist who's very friendly with the Tranchers). Very disappointed about that. Really illustrates Ash Coyote's bias that he didn't talk to any other locals. Plenty of interviews with other ~queer~ journalists who've written puff pieces on the Tranch instead... The crazy "ex-fed" Paul Liistro also makes an appearance. No mention of the mysterious Aldo, unfortunately.

Probably the most disappointing thing is that while Ash went out of his way to do additional filming for the end of the Tranch, he didn't bother to talk to Bonnie again and also didn't bring up any of Bonnie's twitter allegations. Ash is clearly on Penny's side in the dispute and had no interest in showing both sides.

To be a little more positive, I learned some things about the Tranchers. There are also going to be a lot of funny clips from this documentary.
I'll have more to say later in my big post.

 

[SIGSEGV]

The time approaches...
https://watch.eventive.org/sfgreenfest2023/play/64f0de399f648900b8262486/64f0d5d869a1a3006d0fca2b

None of these people are any kind of washed lmao

 

[Temperance]

Found this over on Reddit. Looks like they messed with the video a bit, so apologies for the low quality.

Spoiler: We Are Tenacious

https://mega.nz/file/oSs0XQYB#FV_NVrOcTQuGTCo4jCF_J3RAK44COTMFjuBFJwC_nV0

Here's the (publicly available) film festival Q&A with Ash Coyote, apparently recorded just a couple weeks ago.

I'm still going to write a big post with highlights, but that'll be later today.

 

[Meiwaku]

Found this over on Reddit. Looks like they messed with the video a bit, so apologies for the low quality.

Spoiler: We Are Tenacious

https://mega.nz/file/oSs0XQYB#FV_NVrOcTQuGTCo4jCF_J3RAK44COTMFjuBFJwC_nV0

Here's the (publicly available) film festival Q&A with Ash Coyote, apparently recorded just a couple weeks ago.
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I'm still going to write a big post with highlights, but that'll be later today.

We should recommend this for the Kiwi farms movie night

 

[Aunt Carol]

However... this documentary is total propaganda. All the blame for the Tranch failing was (somewhat subtly) pushed onto Bonnie. And btw, there isn't even a single glimpse or mention of Kindness - that whole saga is just vaguely alluded to as "drama" which led to Bonnie moving out. [...
Probably the most disappointing thing is that while Ash went out of his way to do additional filming for the end of the Tranch, he didn't bother to talk to Bonnie again and also didn't bring up any of Bonnie's twitter allegations. Ash is clearly on Penny's side in the dispute and had no interest in showing both sides.

I know Bonnie is mostly off-grid now, but this seems like it'd engender (haw) a furious tweetstorm of rebuttals. Maybe a whole video, if the robot baby is still around and can press "record."

 

[Spaghetti van Halen]

Just documented with complete and total credulity. "We don't have to show the other side. Trust us, we spoke to the Unicorns and agree that anyone with a different opinion from these peerless goddesses are ontologically evil!"

 

[LadiosSopp]

"Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Documentary"

TURD.

haha.

 

[0 0]

Found this over on Reddit. Looks like they messed with the video a bit, so apologies for the low quality.

Spoiler: We Are Tenacious

https://mega.nz/file/oSs0XQYB#FV_NVrOcTQuGTCo4jCF_J3RAK44COTMFjuBFJwC_nV0

Here's the (publicly available) film festival Q&A with Ash Coyote, apparently recorded just a couple weeks ago.
View attachment 5410333

I'm still going to write a big post with highlights, but that'll be later today.

It's a rather crunchy bitrate but here's an archive in the form of an embedded video. Enjoy over one hour of Kermit the Frog impersonations. And no, that's not Kiwi Farms literally within the first 5 seconds, it's just Penis's sausage fingers looking at Twitter using a dark theme, unfortunately.

Part 1, featuring Kevin discussing Transformers lore for no reason as tranchers complain about people wielding guns while they wave their own guns around:

Part 2, featuring the tranchers muzzle sweeping each other while Penis cries over calling them his "family" as he forgets about the actual family he abandoned:

I don't know what kind of Cthulhu magic is at work here but just watching this video and seeing the dusty, hair-ridden environments of the tranch and the slimy greaseballs this interviews makes me feel profoundly itchy. You can't tell me you don't feel the same looking at frames like this:

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I don't know what kind of Cthulhu magic is at work here but just watching this video and seeing the dusty, hair-ridden environments of the tranch and the slimy greaseballs this interviews makes me feel profoundly itchy. You can't tell me you don't feel the same looking at frames like this:

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I like how this is framed with Bonnie off to the side. If Ash were smarter and didn't care about it not being feel-good it would help subtly play into a "Bonnie bad" narrative.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Is it too late to rename it "We WERE Tenacious?" It sounds better from their standpoint and is more factually accurate on the current status of the Tranch.