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So, very similar to Chantal?
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Chinny seems almost normal next to Sammie. Almost. Shes a legit retard. Ive never really deepdived in her thread bc its a lot. But if you want imaginary babies with retarded nigger dads, its the place to go.
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Other folks have said all the pertinent things - I just wanted to note that Autism has a high overlap with folks who consider themselves Asexual. Asexuality seems to come in a few flavors - one being hormonal imbalance and that endocrine stuff, and the other being basically erotic target location errors where you get the people who SEEM to not be into sex because they only coom to pictures of Princess Jasmine's stinky feet or roleplaying as a babyfur. So they don't have partners, frequently, or if they do they're also weird asexual autists who often have little to no actual sexual intercourse despite a sex drive (misplaced as it is).
I think Salah is the second kind of asexual, personally, and he and Chantal fit weirdly well together because her sexual release is gorging and his is [whatever weird shit Sally's into].
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Sammie is actually pregnant again. By a retarded nigger. The name she's chosen for the baby is... interesting.
Robyn/Empathic Nutritionist/Luna the potato's mom is also pregnant again.
(Further proof that the Merge is on...)
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I'm delighted when she decides to take a break, no videos, no money.
Her, delusional, disturbed, narcissistic mind believes Salad will prove his love and get a job to support her when they go broke.
Same way she believed Nader loved her.
Keep dreaming GUNT.
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apparently, these were posted all around the Google headquarters in NYC.
also, I fucked up when I said TikTok had taken her pro Hamas videos down, but she has in fact privated them all
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They are still there and she added one. They are still under her repost tab, for me anyways.
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I've been watching FFG's crackhead Olympics streams, and my husband heard some of it today. And he asked me how Chantal has sex.
And I'm new enough, that I don't know. I know she said she did cowgirl with Nader, but I can't believe it. And I know there's a story about a broom(?) or something.
I just genuinely do not believe a penis can get into those folds.
And I'm new enough, that I don't know. I know she said she did cowgirl with Nader, but I can't believe it. And I know there's a story about a broom(?) or something.
I just genuinely do not believe a penis can get into those folds.
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That's where the broomstick comes into play.
Ok, on a serious note one of Chantal's old storytimes was about a guy that she "had sex" with but she said that she couldn't feel his dick inside her. She assumed that he had a short penis but the reality is he probably fucked one of her fat folds.
She claims to be an "expert" at starfishing. From the way she has described it, this is starfishing. Basically laying there like a corpse.
Since she got Gonorrhea from Nader but it was in her throat we know that she gave him oral. I am shocked that any man could watch her eat and willingly put his dick in her mouth without fear of her chomping down and swallowing it whole. Any other sex that they had, whether anal or vaginal, was with a broomstick and I refuse to believe otherwise until Nader releases the sex tape that Chantal claimed he made.
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If you saw the pic she posted of her unhuman looking cooch on OF during Cuba Rage.
And if you saw Nader's micropeen as Deedee was jerking him off...
(I am sorry for all of us).
There is no way normal sex would have worked between them.
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Here's the thing, it's not so much gatekeeping as a reminder of a fundamental principle of the Forum: don't be an ALog. That was entretched even before we made the switch from CWCWiki Forum to Kiwi Farms. It's a missive that comes all the way down even from Dear Leader himself.
I'm not sure it survived the upheavals of the Total Retard War, but if so check out Null's announcement titled along the lines of: „I'm Once Again Begging You Not to be Joyless Fucks"; which reiterates that if you're so angry you can no longer laugh at a cow it's time to take a little break, or see who else is in the pasture for a while. Obviously, sometimes a Cow does something heinous. Currently Chantal running her mouth about this conflict in Israel and the innocents caught up in it, well, talking about how shitty and how infuriating what she did is deserved and relevant to the thread.
This isn't a zoosadism thread, or a Horrorcow pedo, when you find yourself wishing painful death on a fat idiot who runs her mouth on Socialmedia, spend time thinking about the ways you want her to die, take the time to type that out, and decide to post it, and that's all the substance of your post is, then it's really time to stop, take off the top hat, and just have a Chantal break. That's part of what our Jersh was getting at(before we exploded into Troonaggedon) when he was reminding and asking people to stop getting so angry at the Cows, and remember we're here to point and laugh, and archive what we're laughing at so everyone can continue to laughing at even in the face of DFE.
(I guess since people feel I'm nagging, I might as well drop on more unrelated Nag: reminder that Null requested that if you post AI-generated Art/Text to include a note that it is AI generated when you post.)
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Don’t leave us hanging-we don’t necessarily want to dive into that thread horror to find out.
It’s long been my belief that the only kind of sex Chantal has had is giving oral. It’s certainly all she did with Nads and she told plenty of stories that seemed to confirm it. She complained that she sucked him off but he wouldn’t flick her bean, like he could reach it. She did joke about star fishing, but she didn’t even know what it meant for a while, a VIB had to explain. (She also thought a 70s sex chair was exercise equipment.). I always thought she was less experienced than she said, with the exception of her head hitting laps, which makes sense.
It’s possible in her earlier smaller fat days with Bibi there was a way to maneuver around her fupa balls, but not since the Villa era.
I don’t think the broomstick story was ever confirmed-supposedly the first week or so Nads used it on her but she also never outright said it, so who knows.
Oh god, now I feel icky.
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This is best exemplified by her behavior with Crackula and also a good indication that Salah doesn't touch her. When she was getting even a minuscule amount of physical attention from a man she went extreme hoe-mode. Getting nude, being extra raunchy, even saying she wanted to start a sex podcast or some gross shit. I'm sorry, I know there's fucking weirdos who are attracted to deathfats but that has to be very rare and if you were a desperate man a good ol' butterface is better than having to wash the stink from a 400lb dumpster off your dick any day. I just can't imagine she's been as promiscuous as she claims. Lots of her stories that have been clipped and posted here also sound like straight up lies and that's before you even consider the author.
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I thought one of the most comical aspects of her in the 2017-2021 era was her big boasts of being an experienced party animal who had lots of animal sex and had cosmopolitan knowledge of every sexual kink, every type of drug, and every type of relationship.
Yet, she betrayed her own lack of knowledge and experience all the time. She described an orgasm as both "getting the warm fuzzies" and "an explosion" (I'm no chick, but no woman I've known would put it in such terms). She talked about how she dropped her pants and "bent over" in a parking lot to let one of her many beaus schtup her from behind (which would have defied several different laws of physics). There was the time she mentioned seducing a dancer in a club with just a glance from across a crowded dance floor, how she danced her way over to him so that they were boogieing together, and how he followed her to her car, leaving two hot babes behind, whereupon she choked him out with a fart (I wonder what teen flick this is from; just the thought of the fat, clumsy, oaf dancing her way across a dance floor is absurdly funny). As for drugs, she used to smoke LSD "all the time" (to the squares out there, you don't smoke it, you swallow it. Burning it would destroy it). Then, there was the myriad of scat stories, all of which centered on the twin themes of our heroine giving sexual favors to incel types and punishing someone with extreme shits and/or farts.
Essentially, her stories added up to what would be expected from an emotionally stunted 11-year-old with only very rudimentary knowledge of sex, who has a desire to come across as the baddest bitch in town.
Crackula warped her even further. I don't know what levels of depravity he subjected her to, but we already know about foot kissing, forced lesbian action on DeeDee, the possible involvement of a broomstick, a blowjob video he released a still from, meth, et. al. And she boasted of it every step of the way, as if it validated her as a grown up or something and established her as superior to the women in her audience.
Now, she's stuck with this cold fish Salah, who seems to be enforcing the part of the contract that stipulates "no sex necessary, fake love is OK". She is a bundle of weird sex fantasies and cracked out exploitation by Cracky and a couple of old dudes in the past who probably were real. The absence of any chitter chatter that suggests any intimacy at all with hubby, combined with his absolutely retarded cheek pinching and disinterest in displaying anything resembling warmth towards her, really tells us all we need to know.
Keep in mind also that there is absolutely zero evidence of any intimacy with Bibi. She told the same one story multiple times about their first session, and never mentioned any others. He was ice cold to her on video; he froze stiff when she tried to kiss him under mistletoe, walked half a block in front of her on Valentine's day, grimaced his way through her cooking video... I believe he banged her once. I have strong doubts it was many more times than that.
I still think she has had what most commonly is accepted as 'intercourse' fewer than ten times in her whole life. Maybe twenty. I do believe she got into some drugs before Cracky, but it mostly was what she could get off her friends. I also think she avoided flat-out drug addiction because food is her first love; she only does drugs to look cool or attract boys (remember what we said about stunted 11-year-old).
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Youtubes most delusional fatty, Heather Colonna, is back and committing fat on fat crime by accusing Chantal of harassing her with fake accounts.
Her chat was feeding into her delusions telling her it's definitely Chantal. At one point a troll went in her chat under the name Salah and Chantal and she believed it was Chantal. She's threatening to report Chantal's account for harassment.
For those who dont know anything about Heather her delusions have led to false rape claims against multiple people, jail time and multiple restraining orders.
Her chat was feeding into her delusions telling her it's definitely Chantal. At one point a troll went in her chat under the name Salah and Chantal and she believed it was Chantal. She's threatening to report Chantal's account for harassment.
For those who dont know anything about Heather her delusions have led to false rape claims against multiple people, jail time and multiple restraining orders.
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As I recall, it's some version of Karen, lol. Not joking, just baffled.
Regarding the "expert starfisher" claim from Chantal...you're right that it started when people in her comments called her only possible sex position/activity the "starfish", as pictured above. And I'm not 100% sure, but I don't think she ever realized it's an insult, so she adopted it as just a general term for sex.
I always found it hilariously eyeroll-inducing, since despite the tone of Chantal's life in general, there's no real way to be an expert in something that involves no action whatsoever.
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Twisted Slick Again
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Slightly late to the loose skin party but this, this is the sperging and speculation that I'm here for. I have thought about this a lot over the years, starting from the top going down think about her face. Her chins would be resting on her collar bone and she would legit look like she was melting. If she leant forward she would have a face apron, so her wild days of snorting coke would be over as her chin flap would get to it before her nose and spaff it all the floor. The titties we have discussed and one Farmer pointed out she could be the experimental guinea pug for head skin removal surgery.
Turning my attention to her middle, about 100lbs ago she had a 60 inch waist, and she is 60 inches tall. If she got down to a mythical 130lbs she would (should) have a 28 inch waist so 32 inches of 'redundant waist' would have to go somewhere, and I'm guessing down, possibly to the floor. With her belly button facing behind her.
I agree with the learned Farmer who suggests that the fupa balls would remain, they just don't seem attached to her system. I can't see a way for that fat to be dragged back into her trunk in order to be metabolised and as the skin they are attached to falls I can only assume these elephantine growths would go down with it, possibly even dragging behind her.
As an aged Farmer I can confirm that after 40 the female body is mightily less forgiving and the lack of collagen and fresh elastic skin is noticeable on a daily basis. It is important to remember that Chantal may not be 600 lbs but her BMI is as high as anyone on that show. I estimate she has a BMI of 90, a BMI of 40 or more may result in loose skin at her age, or a weightloss of over 100lbs. She is 350 over weight. I have to be honest, I would love to see it. I started watching Chantal because I was fascinated, I had never seen anything like it in my life, it was like going to a human zoo watching her eat and tic in the wild. I am attracted to the fantastical. If she lost the weight she would be more freakish than she was at 4x the size of a normal woman. It boggles my little mind.
NSFW: The below is a link to a scholarly article with some illustrations, of people younger, smaller and healthier than our politically uninformed guntess.
Medical Skin Removal Paper with Pictures
Edited to add, the last picture in the above gives a very clear indication of what a small set of fupa balls looks like pre-surgery, and the associated skin issues that come with them. Remember Chantal's are longer than her nightdress. I think it is safe to say she doesn't have an active sex life.
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