She's looking forward to the Witches Ride next week. Her cauldron "is full of goodies," but she wants even more candy and plastic crap on the claims that she wants to "spread the wealth" to other event participants. According to her, most people ran out of candy halfway through the parade (which is six blocks long), and she doesn't want a repeat of last year. Think of the little children!
Details of the parade: "We start at Wilson Park, and we go to Court Street, and around Court Street back to Wilson Park." Admits that it's "not an easy walk for [her.]" But she will do it because she "loves kids" and "it's for a good cause." She fumbles over saying "it's for a good cause" and blames her "aphasia" for the flub. Mentions Bruce Willis and how Josh calls her "Ziba" from "you know, I think NCIS!" (The character she mentioned is
Ziva David from NCIS, by the way). Goes back to mentioning how excited she is for the Witches Ride and explains again what the Imagination Library is. Refers to children as "littles" while plugging the charity. (Is that TikTok speak? I really hope so because I associate "little" with that Daddy/Little bdsm shit that was popular a few years back)
Costume update: finished making her broom the night that she recorded this. She really wants to win the best broom contest. Describes herself as "competitive." Also finished her hat the night that she recorded this. The Princess Fiona dress is being recycled for this event because the dress she wanted to wear this year was "not what [she] thought [she] was getting." She slightly altered it so that all the costume pieces come together, so "it's all good." This year's broom is new because she burned her last one after finding a Black Widow in it. Witch cackles afterwards. (3:40 if you want to hear this account for yourself.) Witches Broom 2023 edition has been festooned with eucalyptus in an attempt to ward off spiders. Costume may be revealed on Friday the 13th, which is the day of her next event...
...Which is a Samhain event but is really more a craft show themed around Friday the 13th? The way she explains it is pretty poorly conveyed because of her purple prose. Not to mention that Samhain (which Polissa actually pronounces correctly) is on Halloween/November 1? Regardless, Polissa is excited because she has three events coming up: Samhain Artist Show on Friday the 13th, Witches Ride on the 19th, and Alabama Renaissance Faire on the 28/29th. Invites people from the Southeast to attend the free festival and maybe meet her in person despite that she doesn't know exactly when she's attending or that she may only be there for an hour max if she actually goes. She loves her new Witches Ride costume so much that she will rewear it to the Ren Faire.
Repeats that she's excited for the events coming up, especially so she can hang out with all the other witches at the Witches Ride. "Looking forward to seeing you and all of your littles!"