Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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You can watch the entire thing on youtube. Nobody cares that it's on youtube in it's entirety and that's a little sad to me. While it's not great it's fun, silly, imaginative, the music is great, and has charm out the ass. An actual high def version is available through Vinegar Syndrome, if you're interested.
I have it on DVD. I'm not sure what version the DVD is, it's pretty old. I usually describe it as Fallout:NV the movie.
Grown up Doug being a cuck would be these people's greatest interpretation of a follow up to a wholesome cartoon they grew up with and by people I mean the subhuman deconstruction/recontextualization/subvert your expectations troglodytes and by that I mean Bob. These people cannot think of anything new. They can only destroy what was before, gather the shattered remains, and reform them into a perversion of what was.
Bob will never be a cuck because he will never be in a relationship. I think this is a way for him to feel superior to people who are in relationships.
lol just get Disney+! What are you, obsolete? I don't think I'll ever be able to dredge it up but I remember at some point at the beginning of the shutdown, back when Bob openly stated that covid wasn't that bad, him being super stoked for Disney+ because it had the Shaggy Dog movies. Bob tweeted a short video of a guy in an old english sheepdog costume cold clocking some other dude and that was his sales pitch to get people to buy. To make fun of Bob further, this is the kind of shit he advocates for, an increase in and dependency on technology and ramifications be damned. You get what you deserve.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1485351072566849536 Ask and ye shall recieve.
I'm sympathetic to Bobby. Still, the crux of the problem is that physical media just don't sell, and complaints will do jack shit.
The physical media problem is complicated. Physical media sells mostly to enthusiasts now, which is a different market than the casual market. Non-enthusiasts just tend to watch whatever is on the streaming services they rent. This means the physical media market has shrunk, but it hasn't disappeared and it would still be profitable provided the people selling the media targeted the new form of the market correctly.

Disney doesn't like DVDs and BluRays, they wanted the DivX rental format back when physical media was the only game in town. I think people like Iger see streaming as a second chance for their anti-consumer practices that failed back during the DivX war. The summary is: Disney doesn't want to sell you a product, they want to turn you into a revenue stream.
 
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You'll have to wait until the end of time to see AOC follows her own advice.
So, the /pol/acks were right to doubt Israel's claim of 40 beheaded babies?

If you, following media hype, believed that The Blair Witch Project were found footage, chances are you voted Trump and allowed Hitler to rise in power.
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Someone who was stupid enough to believe Lindsay Ellis was his girlfriend has no standing to insult the intelligence of others.

Bobby repeats his Nixon joke. He must think it is clever or something.
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That joke was old when Nixon was in office. It's no longer clever.
 
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Lmao you never cared before Bob, why you starting now? I know why, it's because you know this time the winds could shift and you would have actual consequences thrown your way.

Someone wants both attention and moral high ground.
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Also a coward suddenly scared because no daddy government and media to back him. Also he has a thread here.

Donald Trump thinks it is perfect time to settle old scores with jewdom. Article.
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Trump has every reason to talk shit. During his tenure the Middle East was more peaceful than ever since WW2 and he was working on a great peace. And saying someone is smart is not condoning their actions, but of course these people can't understand that so saying Hamas was smart in using a novel attack method MUST mean he is endorsing it!

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Thank you Mr. Rothchild (((no relation)))

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Just end the US Republic already you fucking cowards. Declare that voting is over and the Oligarchs will just choose among themselves.

According to Darren Mooney, Rey really, really didn't have to train; and according to Bobby, people hate the Rey films because they show too much training!!
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Impressive insanity going on. The problem is they show her "training" in a way it displays how she doesn't really train at all.

Bobby repeats his Nixon joke. He must think it is clever or something.
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It's also a garbage joke. because Nixon was very popular and won by big margins in both 1968 and 1972. In fact his 1972 win against McGovern was almost on the same level of the 1984 win by Reagan.

Timothée Chalamet, who plays the protag of Dune, is the new Willy Wonka. You know what Bobby would say.
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I like Chalamet in this role; he is very personable and, unlike Depp, not playing weird for weird's sake. And unlike Bobby, I don't find him upstaged by Grant.

My only real problem is why make a Wonka movie? Doesn't Dahl have a bunch of other books to adapt? Isn't there literally a Chocolate Factory sequel?

If you, following media hype, believed that The Blair Witch Project were found footage, chances are you voted Trump and allowed Hitler to rise in power.
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Desperate stretch holy shit.


That bill sounds compltetly unenforceable and totally insane to even try. Unless it is meant to stop people from PROFITING from deepfakes, on which case it could work as that is a different beast from just making them (kinda like the recent settlement that you can't copyright A.I. generated stuff).
 
If you, following media hype, believed that The Blair Witch Project were found footage, chances are you voted Trump and allowed Hitler to rise in power.
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The only person I ever knew who thought The Blair Witch Project was real was a young (at the time) Jewish lady who was also desperately trying to convince me to vote for Al Gore for President.
My only real problem is why make a Wonka movie? Doesn't Dahl have a bunch of other books to adapt? Isn't there literally a Chocolate Factory sequel?
Yes, "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator" I think was the name. His story The Witches was adapted into a movie, and some other stories of his have been adapted on anthology TV shows. (I think one Masters of Horror episode was based on one of his stories, as well as some old episodes of Alfred Hitchcock presents).
 

Moviebob: I understand being cautions about misinformation...
Which Moviebob spreads on a perpetual basis.

Moviebob: ...It costs you nothing to NOT tweet.
Have you tried practicing what you preach for once in your life, Bob?

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@rothschildmd: ...I'm not shocked by the [...] acceptability of antisemitism in western society [...] A lot of people are showing their true colors this week.
Moviebob's true colors, rife with an innumerable list of negative -isms, has been on full display every week since 2015, if not earlier.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, New York Representative: The level of misinformation in all directions at this moment is incredibly high, expecially on [Twitter/X]. If you see a claim, photo, or video that triggers a strong emotional reaction, take a moment to pause and check for veracity/confirmation from multiple sources.
A rare example of AOC saying something smart. Ironic, considering she and Moviebob often fight to share the same single brain cell.

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Democratic Coalition: It's simple--the person with the most votes should win. Let's make it happen. #AboilishTheElectoralCollege.
Know the Electoral College? Know democracy.

No Electoral College? No democracy.

ADDENDUM: This is what every presidential election would look like if there was no Electoral College:
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@MikeOkuda: The Electoral College is unfair by design. The vote of a person living in Wyoming counts 3.7 TIMES toward the US president as much as a citizen of California.
That's actually a good thing. Given that @MikeOkuda lives in/around Los Angeles (as per his profile) and wears glasses around the same thickness as Moviebob's, he's obviously blind to how badly Democrats have fucked over California and the nation in general.

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Moviebob: [The Young Turks'] Cenk Uygur's presidential campaign might be the first actual true "post-Trump" [devolution] of American politics made manifest: [...] politics ONLY of The Internet, by people who don't matter, about things that don't matter, that real offline humans will never notice.
Please allow me to drop this here for anyone who may be new to KiwiFarms:
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Positron: If you, following media hype, believed that The Blair Witch Project were found footage, chances are you voted Trump and allowed Hitler to rise in power.

@Poddtadre: Nobody in 1999 thought the Blair Witch Project was a real documentary. Stop saying that.

Moviebob: A bunch of this country still VOTES based on what they think an imaginary who lives in the sky [...] thinks they should do *now*...
As opposed to Moviebob, who repeatedly votes based on what's worst for mankind.

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@Wario64: The Digital Bits is reporting that Best Buy will stop selling physical media (including 4K/Blu-ray/DVD) possibly as soon as the end of Q1 2024, in-store and online.

Moviebob: Physical media ownership is the solution to what you hate about streaming and "connect culture.' Do not lose it.
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Positron: I'm sympathetic to Bobby. Still, the crux of the problem is that physical media just don't sell, and complaints will do jack shit.
Yep, and unless those films are copied and preserved by third parties, those films could be gone forever.
 
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Bob is projecting the girl he had a crush on marrying some douche he didn't like. No, Robert, that girl didn't marry an asshole bully. She probably married a nice guy. You weren't Doug, you were Roger. By your own admission you bullied kids to get popular and no one liked you. Except Roger actually had friends and later money in the Disney version.
My only real problem is why make a Wonka movie? Doesn't Dahl have a bunch of other books to adapt? Isn't there literally a Chocolate Factory sequel?
Dahl hated the 70s movie so much he actually wrote it into his will that no one could ever make a movie of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing because it's a fucking weird book, even for Roald Dahl.
Know the Electoral College? Know democracy.

No Electoral College? No democracy.
Oh Bob would be perfectly happy with that. His only issue with your map is that Texas and Florida would have power, he wants only NY and LA to dominate over the obsolete Mayoghouls in Middle America.
 
Box Office Pro predicts that The Marvels won't break $200M domestic.
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"You can bomb MCU all you want but could you spare my precious Black woman movie pretty pls?"
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If you dig deeper you'll dig a hole through The Rat's pocket.

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Tara Strong makes a seemingly political comment.
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Good luck. Ha ha ha.


About Best Buy no longer stocking physical discs. Bobby thinks pirates benefits the media corps in an unexpected way. I let you guess how.
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Despite that, Best Buy remains the mecca for consoomers.
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The only lesson to be learned from the holocaust is that one wasn't enough.

The Onion realizes that Palestine fans are more annoying than Israel fans. Archive of article.
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Given jews only care for their own kind, I can see no moral problem with "cynically self-interested antisemitism", overt or barely-covered.

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That's because the Chipman family is in America. Thank you very much.

But I should be fair: people like Sunny Hostin and Jim Stewartson are pulling down the collective IQ in America too.
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J. K. Rowling has earned the title "man".
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The screenshot does not show the Twitter handle so I cannot confirm whether it is a terf or not.

For some reason you cannot self-identify as a lawyer.
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Fast food
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If you dig deeper you'll dig a hole through The Rat's pocket.

God's sake let it fucking go. Just because there are a gazilion comics doesn't mean we need a gazilion movies.

Tara Strong makes a seemingly political comment.
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twinkle spinkle pls

About Best Buy no longer stocking physical discs. Bobby thinks pirates benefits the media corps in an unexpected way. I let you guess how.
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what?


To be fair, working in L.A. probably makes having to put pronouns in bio a necessesary thing. Like having a mandatory union or joining the NSDAP to go ahead in 1930s Germany.

The Onion realizes that Palestine fans are more annoying than Israel fans. Archive of article.
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Youtube algorithm sent this video my way


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Given jews only care for their own kind, I can see no moral problem with "cynically self-interested antisemitism", overt or barely-covered.

Who gives a shit? Actually even better question: what about how the conflict has changed WESTERN media? Notice how Ukraine got dropped from the headlines like a rock? Just total blackout on them now.

But I should be fair: people like Sunny Hostin and Jim Stewartson are pulling down the collective IQ in America too.
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BUT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME?


How many people has MAGA killed and how many have Hamas killed? These people are delusional.


Cry about it tranny. Narcissists to a fucking fault. Can't stop making everything about themselves.
 


Positron: About Best Buy no longer stocking physical discs. Bobby thinks pirates benefits the media corps in an unexpected way. I let you guess how.

Moviebob: I want to be the "Yea but boutique labels..." Re: Best Buy abandoning physical media; but a binary choice between "Stream only what corporate Hollywood says you can" or "Boutique outlets only cineaste collectors know about and can afford" isn't a victory for consumers.
Am I wrong to assume that's Moviebob's slobbering over corporate boots again?

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@PostLeftWatch: Amy Schumer: "I love my Palestinian brothers and sisters. Palestinians are not Hamas."
I'm tempted to agree here.

@PostLeftWatch: Katie Halper: "Amy Schumer is a genocidal cheerleader with blood on her hands."
But I'm also tempted to agree here as well.

Positron: The only lesson to be learned from the holocaust is that one wasn't enough.
I wouldn't be surprised if hateful Leftoids like Moviebob would love to see a holocaust take on U.S. soil within the boundaies of the Rockies to the west, the Ozarks to the east, the Canadian border to the north, and the Mexican border and Gulf of Mexico to the south--with fireproof walls around Illinois; gotta to protect the blue states for a Superiyaa Fyuuchaa, you know.

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Moviebob: Americans tend to see every nation as a reflection of ourselves while forgetting the key difference is that, while humans--in general--predictably [...] stupid, Americans are MUCH [,,,] more stupid.

Positron: That's because the Chipman family is in America. Thank you very much.
The least intelligent of American citizens are still are more intelligent that Moviebob.

Positron: But I should be fair: people like Sunny Hostin and Jim Stewartson are pulling down the collective IQ in America too.

Jim Stewartson, podcaster: The Proud Boys, Oathkeepers, [the 1st Amendment Partnership], III%ers, Boogaloos, et al, are American ISIS Hamas. They tried to murder politicians on J6.
Objection! Evience?

Stewartson: They are "standing back and standing by" for the next call to white national violence.
Ironic, coming from an alleges anti-disinfo activist. If there has been any level of white national violence since 2017, it's a drop in the bucket when compared to the violence perpetrated by both Antifa and Black Lives (Don't Really) Matter.

@Fizzygrrl: ...apparently, on The View today, Sunny Hostin noted similarities to Proud Boys and Hamas. Naturaly MAGA are in a tantrum over it. Self-awareness isn't a MAGA trait.
Actually, it is.

@Fizzygrrl: Willful-ignorance [sic], however, is.
No, willful ignorance is a trait of Blue Wave cultists, Vote Blue No Matter Who cultists, BL(DR)M cultists, and Antifa cultists.

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Lindy Li, Joe Biden delegate and soul-sucking victim: The GOP is decapitating us from within.
Really? The Democratic Party has been actively--and aggressively--trying to destroy America for nearly 200 years.

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More Perfect Union: Chick-Fil-A says that "Biblical principles" inspire its "culture of care" for workers. Turns out only 18% of Chick-Fil-A workers get paid sick leave--one of the worst rates across the entire U.S. service sector.
Admitted open conjecture on my part: Given the recent demands for increased minimum wage increases (including a ludicrous $20 rate in CA by "governor" Newsom), I would not be surprised if there's going to be an ultimatum for these screeching Leftoids: Either they receive a net of 67% of their "$15 an hour" paycheck and fend for themselves in regards to health care, or their employers pay for their healthcare while taking home a net 33% of their "$15 an hour".

Moviebob: People [for fuck's sake] get your chicken sandwiches elsewhere. Ever [sic] fast food place makes exactly as good or better chicken now...
I agree with Bob on Chick-Fil-A's chicken (I am on record as saying I find Chick-Fil-Eh mediocre). But there's no way Moviebob cares about the purported 82% of CFA employees whose health insurance isn't covered, because Thinkers™ and Believers™.
 
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J. K. Rowling has earned the title "man".
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The screenshot does not show the Twitter handle so I cannot confirm whether it is a terf or not.
I, as a man, declare J. K. Rowling to be an honorary man, so now she's more of a man than any pooner.

Oh no, no more endless wars, whatever shall we do?

Here's a thought: let the world clean up its own mess for a change.

About Best Buy no longer stocking physical discs. Bobby thinks pirates benefits the media corps in an unexpected way. I let you guess how.
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Robert has no idea how piracy works, how cheap it is compared to renting games, and how it preserves games from rampant censorship.

Remember, kids, piracy is preservation!

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"First they came for the Jews, but I didn't speak out, because it would cost me my job."

Given the recent demands for increased minimum wage increases (including a ludicrous $20 rate in CA by "governor" Newsom), I would not be surprised if there's going to be an ultimatum for these screeching Leftoids: Either they receive a net of 67% of their "$15 an hour" paycheck and fend for themselves in regards to health care, or their employers pay for their healthcare while taking home a net 33% of their "$15 an hour".
You're not nearly greedy enough. They'll want their $30/hour wages and their corporate healthcare.
 
I don't know why Bobby worries about how the cat got in the box in the first place.
if Bob knew anything about cats he knows they're perfectly capable of getting into boxes on their own, willingly.
Bob will never be a cuck because he will never be in a relationship.
Well, if his story about being a beard to a Lesbican Stockbroker is in fact true, then technically he would have been cucked.
The only person I ever knew who thought The Blair Witch Project was real was a young (at the time) Jewish lady who was also desperately trying to convince me to vote for Al Gore for President.

Yes, "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator" I think was the name. His story The Witches was adapted into a movie, and some other stories of his have been adapted on anthology TV shows. (I think one Masters of Horror episode was based on one of his stories, as well as some old episodes of Alfred Hitchcock presents).
They also did Fantastic Mr. Fox, which I think they butchered a little too hard.
 
About Best Buy no longer stocking physical discs. Bobby thinks pirates benefits the media corps in an unexpected way. I let you guess how.
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What are you blathering about here, Bob? Somehow the Samsung hard drive I bought to store Darby O'Gill and the Little People is magically giving money to Disney? Disney doesn't have any oil wells or nuclear plants and they don't make hard drives. I realize Blackrock has their fingers in everything, but that doesn't mean Blackrock and Disney are the same thing.
Well, if his story about being a beard to a Lesbican Stockbroker is in fact true, then technically he would have been cucked.
I'm afraid I don't believe in Bob's mystical Lesbican Stockbroker, sadly. A beautiful myth, of course.
 
I'm afraid I don't believe in Bob's mystical Lesbican Stockbroker, sadly. A beautiful myth, of course.

If you've had a number of relationships, a story about the time you wound up as a beard to a homosexual might be pretty funny. Might.

When it's literally the only relationship you've ever even alluded to, that is both pitiful and alarming.
 
Yes, "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator" I think was the name. His story The Witches was adapted into a movie, and some other stories of his have been adapted on anthology TV shows. (I think one Masters of Horror episode was based on one of his stories, as well as some old episodes of Alfred Hitchcock presents).
There have been...

Charlie and the Choco Factory (now coming up on 3 times)

The Witches (twice)

James and the Giant Peach

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Matilda (not counting the musical)

BFG (twice)

Esio Trot

Danny, Champion of the World

Rumors are that the Twits is also being adapted.

Wikipedia lists 20 total adaptions but there's some I'm not counting as adaption of short stories or other treatments.
 
If you've had a number of relationships, a story about the time you wound up as a beard to a homosexual might be pretty funny. Might.

When it's literally the only relationship you've ever even alluded to, that is both pitiful and alarming.
Bobby is the epitome of the unlovable loser, who I always feel I want to kick when he is down. I realize it is a bad impulse, but then I remember he wants to kill most of the human race because they aren't sufficiently enthusiastic about The Marvels. I suppose it's possible he was a beard for a lesbian, but I imagine there was a stipulation that they were never affectionate, even in public.
I remember this one, I think I have the DVD. It was an unusual movie, most of it was done in the style of Nightmare Before Christmas.
 
If you've had a number of relationships, a story about the time you wound up as a beard to a homosexual might be pretty funny. Might.

When it's literally the only relationship you've ever even alluded to, that is both pitiful and alarming.
well there was that, and his claim that as a teenager he used what he learned from reading hand-me-down Judy Blume novels such as "Are You There, God? It's a Me Mario Margaret" to somehow get two chicks into a (one-night-stand?) threesome with him. Probably about as true as the Lesbican Stockbroker, especially considering in one of his stupid videos that he hinted that he filmed the two girls of said threesome lezzing out. And that just makes the whole thing even more disturbing, even if untrue.
 
well there was that, and his claim that as a teenager he used what he learned from reading hand-me-down Judy Blume novels such as "Are You There, God? It's a Me Mario Margaret" to somehow get two chicks into a (one-night-stand?) threesome with him. Probably about as true as the Lesbican Stockbroker, especially considering in one of his stupid videos that he hinted that he filmed the two girls of said threesome lezzing out. And that just makes the whole thing even more disturbing, even if untrue.
Is the two chicks story the same one where he claimed they taught him how to peel an orange with his tongue?
 
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