Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

It's tougher than you'd think to get a decent AI artwork of Shane about to be raped with a butter knife.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course such a cyberwarrior cannot stay silent in a time of war. Must fight against the Al-Buttanaif Brigade jihadis.

So is Daddy Lardbomb a member of HAMass or of FATah instead?

 

[Piggle Rick]

So is Daddy Lardbomb a member of HAMass or of FATah instead?

Maybe he’s in Mo’ Sad instead

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

It's tougher than you'd think to get a decent AI artwork of Shane about to be raped with a butter knife.
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That is some freaky shit.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Shamelessly stolen from ONA because I loled heartily.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

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Man, that is one gnarly knife. The blade on the damn thing is shaped like a broken mirror shard. Imagine someone jamming that up your pooper.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It had to be handle-first, right? I mean, that's the only way he wouldn't wreck his prison wallet.

 

[Windy Moors]

Hide yo knives. Hide yo bbcode. The microsoft mastreo is back. Where he's been is a mystery. I'm thinking he got dumped. And is starved of attention.

 

[internet friend]

Hide yo knives. Hide yo bbcode. The microsoft mastreo is back. Where he's been is a mystery. I'm thinking he got dumped. And is starved of attention.

Or ran out of money, if she was to be believed

 

[keytar]

If you're dropping the daddy already I propose sir cum ference. Because he's fat.

Le Marquis de Larde

 

[Maude Snew]

It had to be handle-first, right? I mean, that's the only way he wouldn't wreck his prison wallet.

The rest is history.

 

[Harry Hamburgers]

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

@Harry Hamburgers YOU NIGGER WELCOME BACK!!!

So, did Shane run out of money for his GFE or what's the deal with you two? We missed you both

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

 

[internet friend]

Christmas has truly come early this year.

 

[Spunt]

@Harry Hamburgers welcome back! The gang's all here!

Could you tell us where Shane went for the last six months? He doesn't seem to have learned anything from wherever it was, that's for sure.

And has he lost weight?

 

[Maude Snew]

And has he lost weight?

Looks like he found some more.

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

@Friendly Arbys Employee

Daddy and his escort bride are back your humor is needed on isle 3

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I don't think it's a coincidence that he's back online at the same time he has a new Samsung phone. The retard either couldn't figure out how to ban-evade with his previous device, or it broke and he's so poor he had to wait months to be able to purchase a replacement.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane!
Bubby!
My little Sunflower!



I'm loving the new you!

You lost a lot of weight during your two month stint in captivity!
Or was it a secret deployment? Were you in Ukraine? Is that the secret message of your avatar?
And what's with kiwifarms having so many problems the moment Shane goes dark?
I have so many questions!

And wow, @Harry Hamburgers is back too?! Maybe she can answer some questions, and join in the fun with us!

The party is back on!

Will @I'm Just A Worm make a reappearance?
Will Shane make a direct appearance?
Will Null have to pay-off Shane to not release the site's bbcode to the fbi?!

Season 2 is going to be so hot.