David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[WelperHelper99]

"Reeeee, how dare does Dank not wholly support the SNP?" -LP, probably

In all seriousness, the SNP is a joke considering they just want to leave the UK to join the EU.

The SNP is cancer, and I don't even live in Scotland and I know that. They bully and tax the population on the daily, yet somehow they still get voted in because hey, no hate speech.

I'm sure the Palestinians along with the Syrians, Libyans, and all the other Arab refugees will get along nicely and no conflict will arise.

Honor killings go up 900% whoops. Wish we just kept them in the retard box.

Aniboy is pretty much a neoliberal pretending to be AnCom in my opinion. Kind of like the vast majority of BreadTube now that I think about it.

Well, in the end, he wants to jerk off to anime and Russians dying all day while getting free housing.

 

[F-16 Viper]

I just found out lazernig has a thread. I figured it would only be a matter of time.

I enjoy military history and sperg out about hardware and guns. Though I feel like LP and his gay friends still have the little boy love of war. By that I mean the naive glorification of something that would chew them up and spit them out like it has millions of others. It's just weird to me to be so joyful when learning about the death of others coming from a conflict they had no part in making. Why celebrate when young men kill each other, then go on tangents about how you would do it too but "reasons" prevent you?

anyone else get the vibe that these guys would dress up in surplus uniforms at the local mall and pretend to be active/former military?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I just found out lazernig has a thread. I figured it would only be a matter of time.

I enjoy military history and sperg out about hardware and guns. Though I feel like LP and his gay friends still have the little boy love of war. By that I mean the naive glorification of something that would chew them up and spit them out like it has millions of others. It's just weird to me to be so joyful when learning about the death of others coming from a conflict they had no part in making. Why celebrate when young men kill each other, then go on tangents about how you would do it too but "reasons" prevent you?

anyone else get the vibe that these guys would dress up in surplus uniforms at the local mall and pretend to be active/former military?

Nah. I think they would more go the route of the Hetalia cosplayer

Absolutely managing to fuck themselves over by being complete tards, probably at a military grave site or some shit

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I just found out lazernig has a thread. I figured it would only be a matter of time.

I enjoy military history and sperg out about hardware and guns. Though I feel like LP and his gay friends still have the little boy love of war. By that I mean the naive glorification of something that would chew them up and spit them out like it has millions of others. It's just weird to me to be so joyful when learning about the death of others coming from a conflict they had no part in making. Why celebrate when young men kill each other, then go on tangents about how you would do it too but "reasons" prevent you?

anyone else get the vibe that these guys would dress up in surplus uniforms at the local mall and pretend to be active/former military?

Welcome to the drunken debauchery of a Scottish faggot military larper who finds swallowing people whole attractive and hates Russian everything to the point of fucking up basic information.

The SNP is cancer, and I don't even live in Scotland and I know that. They bully and tax the population on the daily, yet somehow they still get voted in because hey, no hate speech.

The SNP pretty much goes as "Let's parade Scottish independence while doing fuckal about it." Also why does the SNP feel like a Labour-lite?

Honor killings go up 900% whoops. Wish we just kept them in the retard box.

"And suddenly, for no reason.."

Nah. I think they would more go the route of the Hetalia cosplayer
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Absolutely managing to fuck themselves over by being complete tards, probably at a military grave site or some shit

My sister used to like this shit along with Homestuck and other tumblr-level cringe fanbases of the 2000s. Thank God I didn't understand or gave a shit.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The SNP pretty much goes as "Let's parade Scottish independence while doing fuckal about it." Also why does the SNP feel like a Labour-lite?

Shh, you're noticing the grift too hard! They want England to give them money while bitching that they're definitely gonna leave if you vote for them again.

My sister used to like this shit along with Homestuck and other tumblr-level cringe fanbases of the 2000s. Thank God I didn't understand or gave a shit.

The 2000's were full of cringe. Some was great. Others... well, literal international incidents came from them lol.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

anyone else get the vibe that these guys would dress up in surplus uniforms at the local mall and pretend to be active/former military?

Nah. They don't see themselves as possible soldiers. They won't admit it, but they think they're just a little too smart and would be wasted in uniform. Hell, Ani just now got an inkling that war is all consuming destructive thing that requires rewiring of your mind to even comprehend, much less function in, and he's in like day 4 of a mental break down. They aren't after Sprey because he was an educated dilettante sticking his nose in where it didn't belong, it's for giving educated dilettantes a bad name.

Case in point:

'Woah, buddy. OVERKILL? In a war that's about to descend into something that will make Fallujah 2 look like a fucking picnic?'

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nah. They don't see themselves as possible soldiers. They won't admit it, but they think they're just a little too smart and would be wasted in uniform. Hell, Ani just now got an inkling that war is all consuming destructive thing that requires rewiring of your mind to even comprehend, much less function in, and he's in like day 4 of a mental break down. They aren't after Sprey because he was an educated dilettante sticking his nose in where it didn't belong, it's for giving educated dilettantes a bad name.

Case in point:
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'Woah, buddy. OVERKILL? In a war that's about to descend into something that will make Fallujah 2 look like a fucking picnic?'

Lolcow 101: projection. From Chris chan hating other autists, to Fatrick constantly talking how good a writer he is, clearly a depth charge against a enemy that's already shown to have way more equipment than they should is overkill, because Animarchy flunked the pilot test, remember that guys.

 

[F-16 Viper]

Woah, buddy. OVERKILL? In a war that's about to descend into something that will make Fallujah 2 look like a fucking picnic?

Seems like reality is seeping in. Turns out war isn't like all those video games after all. I remember reading "A storm of steel" and "All quiet on the western front" when I was a teenager and being horrified. Even more so because some of my family was deployed at the time. Hopefully this retard wakes up and stops making his weird "WW2 but as an anime ship" videos.

Still waiting for pig to make a video about the AK platform. A noguns explaining why it actually sucks would be pretty funny.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

I remember hearing once that on average each taxpayer in Scotland costs the rest of the UKs taxpayers something like £2000 net a year.
Really makes you wonder why there isn’ta movement in England to forcibly eject them.

Also neoliberals, in this crowd?
Naaaaaah bro, the amount of blood lust these people combined with the inability to deliver any actual hate to the enemy? These are neocons people

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Also neoliberals, in this crowd?
Naaaaaah bro, the amount of blood lust these people combined with the inability to deliver any actual hate to the enemy? These are neocons people

You say that like those are two separate things.

I remember hearing once that on average each taxpayer in Scotland costs the rest of the UKs taxpayers something like £2000 net a year.
Really makes you wonder why there isn’ta movement in England to forcibly eject them.

So Scots are the UK's version of niggers?

 

[WelperHelper99]

So Scots are the UK's version of niggers?

Basically yeah, just replace weed with heroin, the Scottish drug of choice according to Dank.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Also neoliberals, in this crowd?

At least since Bernie lost in '16 (Yeah they fucked him over but he was also retarded) 'leftist' in the West has meant guy who doesn't want to vote straight ticket D, but that city council candidate is a fascist so..

I remember hearing once that on average each taxpayer in Scotland

Wasn't the whole point of Scottish independence to get a monopoly on the natural gas and oil in the North Sea? My knowledge of UK politics is one joke and a viral tweet so idk.

Anyway, are our discord rats still around? Because the word has gone out. Stop paying attention to Israel, chuds. That's Russian disinfo to distract you from Slava Ukrayyna.

Bonus: LP and Ani have sounded off on a certain twitter policy change. I think this speaks for itself. Just layers here.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Wasn't the whole point of Scottish independence to get a monopoly on the natural gas and oil in the North Sea? My knowledge of UK politics is one joke and a viral tweet so idk.

Nah, they just are very, very assmad at the British they sold themselves to when Scotland went bankrupt. Yes, that happened, and it triggered a global economic downturn.

Anyway, are our discord rats still around? Because the word has gone out. Stop paying attention to Israel, chuds. That's Russian disinfo to distract you from Slava Ukrayyna.
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Oh...

You see, this Isreal-Gaza war is interfering with the GRIFT, which if you've even glanced at their analytics since 2022, has been VERY profitable. This isn't clean cut anymore, you have to talk kikes vs mudslides. Add in that currently Yhe West TM, #TheirGuys, are in full and total support of Isreal to the point lefties are getting shamed for being on #teammudslide, their only option is to shut up or get fucked. However, they are retarded. They think that money tree can't catch fire if they dump gasoline on it. This is gonna be gud.

Bonus: LP and Ani have sounded off on a certain twitter policy change. I think this speaks for itself. Just layers here.
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I hope they ban femboy porn first.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Anyway, are our discord rats still around? Because the word has gone out. Stop paying attention to Israel, chuds. That's Russian disinfo to distract you from Slava Ukrayyna.

Bonus: LP and Ani have sounded off on a certain twitter policy change. I think this speaks for itself. Just layers here.

"Twitter is banning porn? Literally 1984!"

Also watching them bitch about Ukraine losing relevance like it hasn't been for the past few months is funny.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Thank you shitposters. You done good today.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Thank you shitposters. You done good today.
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Wait, what is he referencing that's making him rage quit- is it about the abbos?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Wait, what is he referencing that's making him rage quit- is it about the abbos?

I believe so, which is funny considering the only thing the referendum guarantees is a separate council for the Abbos.

Not sure how that is "genocidal".

 

[WelperHelper99]

I believe so, which is funny considering the only thing the referendum guarantees is a separate council for the Abbos.

Not sure how that is "genocidal".

From what I read in A&N, it wasn't even close. And it doesn't affect him, he's a pasty bastard. All it does is that things go on as usual. But for a commie, that's suffering

 

[cgk qqq]

i watched a live stream of lazerpig's a while ago. Someone in chat started typing in ukrainian, and he asked the mods to ban him because he assumed they were typing in russian

i can't find the clip, but it was probably the only entertaining part of the stream

EDIT: I found the stream and timestamp. It wasn't laserpig who said it, but it's still funny. link here

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

is it about the abbos

Yeah. From my understanding they wanted to amend the constitution to provide for a council of the most annoying activists they could find with the task of nagging parliament for not being progressive. Probably some larger implications involved with legally recognizing abbos down the line but idk.

Gotta say, coming here expecting just to milfag about shit, the revelation of an even more retarded warthunder themed breadtube has been quite enjoyable. LazerNig should sniff pertrol in solidarity.