Chimpout Megathread

[William Tyndale]

Gavin Mcinnes laughs heartily at a smoke alarm chirping.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Can someone explain the smoke alarm thing? I'm out of the loop.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Can someone explain the smoke alarm thing? I'm out of the loop.

Blacks don't replace the batteries of their smoke alarms, so people can regularly hear them chirping in the background of calls with them. The fact that they apparently don't care about the chirps leads people to suspect developmental failures based on apparent inability to notice patterns such as the smoke alarm chirping, since they obviously are not replacing them.

 

[William Tyndale]

Can someone explain the smoke alarm thing? I'm out of the loop.

I’m going to go a little deeper. A few months ago Joy Reid (MSNBC token negro anchor) did a TikTok from her 4 million dollar house and the smoke alarm was chirping. This brought it into the mainstream. Lots of keks were had mocking her. Then a few savvy Shit posters found YouTube comments calling out black YouTubers for not changing their batteries, articles written by libs about how they go to the projects and all they hear is smoke alarms, and articles about how teachers couldn’t teach blacks on zoom during Covid because of the cacophony of smoke alarms going off. It was surmised that their brains don’t function on more than 40 second intervals, so each chirp is like the first for them. Another supposition is that they are unable to maintain the technology that white people give them.

Reddit thread from 2020

There’s so much more to type but I can’t spend all night googling stuff. It really is hilarious.

 

[Belvedere]

Can someone explain the smoke alarm thing? I'm out of the loop.

The smoke alarm phenomenon is fascinating because there are all sort of potential explanations for it:

- Too lazy to replace the batteries.
- Lack of responsibility because they don't see it as something they need to take care off.
- Being cheap, the cost of a battery is somehow too much of a sacrifice to make.
- Being oblivious, their brains subconsciously have adapted to ignore the alarm, it literally doesn't register, they stop hearing the chirp.

The funniest part is all the cope from libs trying to accuse anyone pointing this out as privileged and racist.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I have long said that black people haven’t evolved to the same level as Europeans, which is why they chimp so hard over the slightest thing. The smoke alarm chirping may lean into my theory as the brain function hasn’t evolved enough to notice the difference between a warning and a bird chirping. Their pre frontal cortex is lacking in my opinion

 

[glad vlad]

I hope this is the right thread for this. I’m too regarded to know how to extract a video from Reddit, but:

Reporters are following a New Orleans rapper, East Money, when a fight breaks out.

At 0:47 the reporter decides to leave in an exchange so smooth it seems like sketch comedy.

Sucks that the poor little boy is just there to witness all this, though.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

I hope this is the right thread for this. I’m too regarded to know how to extract a video from Reddit, but:

Reporters are following a New Orleans rapper, East Money, when a fight breaks out.

At 0:47 the reporter decides to leave in an exchange so smooth it seems like sketch comedy.

Sucks that the poor little boy is just there to witness all this, though.

We need to re cede New Orleans to the swamp folk, the Cajuns have been driven too far into their bayous. Break out the fan boats and make Louisiana Creole again

 

[William Tyndale]

I hope this is the right thread for this. I’m too regarded to know how to extract a video from Reddit, but:

Reporters are following a New Orleans rapper, East Money, when a fight breaks out.

At 0:47 the reporter decides to leave in an exchange so smooth it seems like sketch comedy.

Sucks that the poor little boy is just there to witness all this, though.

I understand that you have sympathy for the child but just know that in 10-15 years he will be robbing and thugging and banging just like his homies. That child is lost and there’s nothing we can do about it. Only the lord can save that child.

We need to re cede New Orleans to the swamp folk, the Cajuns have been driven too far into their bayous. Break out the fan boats and make Louisiana Creole again

The year after Katrina New Orleans transplants were responsible for 99% of murders in Houston Tx.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I hope this is the right thread for this. I’m too regarded to know how to extract a video from Reddit, but:

Reporters are following a New Orleans rapper, East Money, when a fight breaks out.

At 0:47 the reporter decides to leave in an exchange so smooth it seems like sketch comedy.

Sucks that the poor little boy is just there to witness all this, though.

Shiiieeet! That nigger was about to shot a nigger after he started and lost a fight. That's how most hood shootings end. Someone gets beaten and humiliated and then they just shoot the nigga that beat them.

The year after Katrina New Orleans transplants were responsible for 99% of murders in Houston Tx.

New orleans has a lot of history and was a beautiful city. Shame these niggers made it unsafe and ruined it

 

[William Tyndale]

Free gibs in South Africa. It could be any major metro in the US.

https://x.com/k9_reaper/status/1715657306141081963

 

[SIMIΔN]

This thread is too humanocentric.
Here's the worst kind of "Great" ape,

 

[Caesare]

The year after Katrina New Orleans transplants were responsible for 99% of murders in Houston Tx.

And they were very upset whenever they got arrested and went to jail in Texas. They learned that Texas jails aren't like Orleans Parish Prison. They don't let you shoot heroin, drink beers, and smoke crack all day in Texas jails.

New orleans has a lot of history and was a beautiful city. Shame these niggers made it unsafe and ruined it

And they're not even originally from there. The city was majority White until the 1980s. They came from all over and ruined everything.

 

[Belvedere]

This is one recent example but there are plenty of videos showing how black women are some of the worst, most entitled drivers around and when they road rage, they go full ape shit.

Notice that the person in the car even mentions that despite being recorded and there being TWO babies inside the car, the sheboon still smashed the windshield.

Absolute zero impulse control.

 

[SIMIΔN]

 

[ChampFantana]

This is one recent example but there are plenty of videos showing how black women are some of the worst, most entitled drivers around and when they road rage, they go full ape shit.

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Notice that the person in the car even mentions that despite being recorded and there being TWO babies inside the car, the sheboon still smashed the windshield.

Absolute zero impulse control.

Well, they ARE animals after all.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Shoplifting pavement-ape gets a free coke on the house.

 

[William Tyndale]

Fucking nigger shoots someone and livestreams it. Can someone archive this here for me? I’m a boomer.

https://x.com/bipocracism/status/1719157520768414124

 

[Kerr Avon]

Fucking nigger shoots someone and livestreams it. Can someone archive this here for me? I’m a boomer.

https://x.com/bipocracism/status/1719157520768414124

Happenings thread from last year

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The last person in this video has a legendary chimpout where she is pulled over, has her small child in the back of the car, pulls away, crashes, and eventually goes full ooga booga screaming "I'll shoot you".