Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Fornicario]

He didn't even get the pronunciation correct. It's Toodle-oo or Toodle-loo. Usually it's gender neutral and usually used in a light-hearted manner. I guess no-one has said it to him and he's overheard woman saying it to each other so he thinks it's a woman's thing.

I use "Toodles" whenever I've just finished pissing on someone's parade.

 

[behindyourightnow]

FtM complains that greater trans visibility means that she now gets clocked all the time:

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I'm 35 and have been on T since I was 29. It took me a long time to pass, about two years. But then I was getting consistently read as male. It was great! Then the pandemic happened and somewhere in there I stopped passing. At first I blamed the mask-- they can't see my face, they're just seeing a short person and assuming. But now people will look me full in the face, no mask, and call me "they" or ask what my pronouns are, or sometimes even call me "she" or "ma'am." I have a full goatee, mustache, and a receded hairline. I don't feel great about the hair loss (and have actually started using Hims spray) but I would have thought that the one upside is at least I'm clearly male.
It's happening to other trans guy friends of mine who have full beards and are balding. I'm guessing that with more visibility, people are starting to get "better" at spotting trans guys. It really sucks and it's making me feel extremely insecure.
Two years into transition when I still looked genuinely androgynous (no facial hair, fuller hairline) I would casually say something like "Oh, when I played Dorothy in the school production of Wizard of Oz" and people would look shocked and confused because they hadn't realized I was trans. Now I think I'm getting read as male until someone goes, "And, I'm sorry, what are you pronouns?" or "What was your name again-- Jenny? Jennifer?" (substitute female name that sounds like my actual name).
I'm single and have no desire to date now because I apparently don't look like a man anymore, and if someone hits on me I assume they're a chaser and making incorrect assumptions about my body (I've had lower surgery).
Beyond societal changes, I haven't had my T levels checked in a couple years and have been on an extremely low dose since my hysto, so I'm going to check and see if it's low. I've lost a huge amount of muscle over the last few years when I stopped being a gym rat shortly before the pandemic, and my shoulders and arms are a lot smaller which might be part of it too. But it just sucks to feel like I reached my goal and then had it taken away.

Another lady confirms, then says she is going to get a hysterectomy and then hope that the "tides will change":

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I had a very similar experience. I started t shortly before the pandemic, January 2020. At a few months of t, I was passing pretty consistently. But sometimes during the pandemic, I think 1) the visibility of transmasculine people surged and 2) the standards for masculinity rose immensely. I don't know what happened, but after several more months I suddenly stopped passing. Most people clock me as a trans man, and I get called 'they' all the time, whereas this wasn't an issue before. It's so disheartening and difficult. I've started working out, and I'm getting a total hysterectomy in December in hope that it will further masculinize my body. I'm just pushing through and hoping that in several more years, maybe the tides will change, both in how masculine men are expected to be and how masculine my body will be. Hang in there

Other comments full of cope. Maybe people just call a whole bunch of men "she"?

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Hmm. So weird - is it older people mostly or younger folks? I just really think there’s a more reasonable explanation than the normies being able to clock trans men and then choosing to misgender you. That’s a lot of effort for something that might be wrong. Do they just go around calling all smaller guys “she”? Or some shit?
I think there is more to these experiences - what sort of situations does it occur? Always from behind when your balding hair is obscured - over the phone? At a certain club etc?
If it’s people genuinely thinking you are a woman, then there is a reason for that. People use context clues to support their interpretation of gender.
Also, ha about be being genetically fortunate. Definitely not the case, I can assure you that. Though 20 years on testosterone gives me lots of security.

As with everything else within trans cosmology, the fault lies with cis women, the source of all evil:

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So I would assume that in the majority of these posts, it's not that they are at all dressing femininely. By and large, I think folks with piercings and brightly coloured hair and alt dress styles know what they're getting into. Most of us dress like male NPCs and still get Karen'd from time to time. Less about the normies clocking us, and more about people projecting their own insecurities IMO, especially since there's a sentiment among boomer women that "female empowerment" is women doing masc coded stuff and dressing in masc coded ways, rather than anything of pattern or substance.

Yes ma'am, I'm sure it's all a vast conspiracy by evil white women and not the fact that you are literally female and look female because you are a female female.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

They just can’t help but out themselves.

Dude either meant Toodle-loo or is anime brained and is mimicking the girl from steins gate, although I don’t think she says Toot-a-loo. I bet he sounds just as retarded saying it as he does typing it.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Say toodle-oo like a retard!

Isn't toodle-oo what Mrs. Doubtfire says after he smashes his face into the cake?

Maybe the troon picked it up from that.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

But all women wear rainbows and trans colours and XX and estrogen symbols! Duh!

I feel like I'm very sensitive to discomfort and get bored incredibly easy

That’s something absolutely every tranny can say. Everything needs to be chronically euphoric or else it’s genocide.

And only a bit of offense meant but saying toodles and shit like that is fatrick behavior, sorry

 

[Mad_Dog]

He didn't even get the pronunciation correct. It's Toodle-oo or Toodle-loo. Usually it's gender neutral and usually used in a light-hearted manner. I guess no-one has said it to him and he's overheard woman saying it to each other so he thinks it's a woman's thing.

You're using the American pronunciation. the (intelligible) british pronounce it with a T. It's from the french "à tout à l'heure"

They've outed themselves like the retards they are, oblivious to the fact that it would predictably backfire on them. If you plaster ftms everywhere, normies inevitably will figure it out "Ohhh, wondered why I kept seeing short men with frog voices and blue hair, they're actually insane women pretending to be men"
Yeah, they wanted trans visibility and now their complaining about it. Give them an inch, they'll take a mile and spit in your face.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

He didn't even get the pronunciation correct. It's Toodle-oo or Toodle-loo. Usually it's gender neutral and usually used in a light-hearted manner. I guess no-one has said it to him and he's overheard woman saying it to each other so he thinks it's a woman's thing.

I've always associated it with bimbo-ish behavior but at the same time I've never seen it used non-sarcastically. It's more to deliberately show you aren't taking the situation seriously.

Isn't toodle-oo what Mrs. Doubtfire says after he smashes his face into the cake?

Maybe the troon picked it up from that.

Robin Williams' line is "Oh hello!" but stretched out and in a funny falsetto. He's greating his estranged son who came for a visit unexpectedly, hence why he shoved his face in the cake, to hide how masculine "Mrs. Doubtfire" looks without makeup on. Thank you for humoring my autism.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Lol

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That shit is crazy, like a "write the worst dating profile you can think of" challenge winner.

An almost-30 year old man with tits who still lives with his parents, who finds sex traumatic, yet has a lot to offer such as "understanding systems". Yeah, good luck with that!

 

[stupid frog]

That shit is crazy, like a "write the worst dating profile you can think of" challenge winner.

An almost-30 year old man with tits who still lives with his parents, who finds sex traumatic, yet has a lot to offer such as "understanding systems". Yeah, good luck with that!

The one comment is just the bot that auto locks topics cause it's all in private messages That's the only thing on the account now.

 

[Pig Cups]

100%. But maybe as many as 50% offer some sort of "validation".

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Haha, get rekt troon. You can force "inclusivity" but you can't force people to change how they think.

I just feel sorry for the poor interviewer with the firm, because there's a not-0% chance that the troon's complaints reached someone on his end, and he was forced to be subjected to pozzed, corpo-speak bilge about diVeRsiTY aNd iNCluSiOn. Yecch.

 

[batteredpancakes]

cannot fucking stand this faggy troon and his constant fucking crying.

I've been having more of a look at this guy and he's a big bastard.

The contestants are being ranked by perceived trustworthiness in the first pic and he gets ranked 2nd to last by the Asian dude. Last is a fat catty gay man.
Starts around 2:55

Both of them are visibly pissed about it. He and the gay man act exactly the same. Nothing like a woman would act.

He's also placed dead last for kindness as well.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I've been having more of a look at this guy and he's a big bastard.
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The contestants are being ranked by perceived trustworthiness in the first pic and he gets ranked 2nd to last by the Asian dude. Last is a fat catty gay man.
Starts around 2:55

Both of them are visibly pissed about it. He and the gay man act exactly the same. Nothing like a woman would act.

He's also placed dead last for kindness as well.

alot of these mentally ill people
always insist they are an empath and kind
even when not asked about it..


kinda like Chris-chan did

like stop lying, nobody believes anyone who claim to be kind or empathic or trustworhy
to be just that.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I've been having more of a look at this guy and he's a big bastard.
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The contestants are being ranked by perceived trustworthiness in the first pic and he gets ranked 2nd to last by the Asian dude. Last is a fat catty gay man.
Starts around 2:55

Both of them are visibly pissed about it. He and the gay man act exactly the same. Nothing like a woman would act.

He's also placed dead last for kindness as well.

LMAO tranny faggot scores really low on trustworthiness, kindness and entertainment.

 

[FinnSven]

"Toot-a-loo" wtf? I've never said that in my entire, fairly long life, and I've been a woman for all of it.

Sorry to have to tell you this, but you are most definitely a man if you don’t say “Toot-a-loo”.

If only Matt Walsh had known that a woman is indelibly defined as a “Toot-a-loo” sayer then he wouldn’t have caused all the fuss with his documentary.

In seriousness, not only does it sound way more like something a gay stereotypical effeminate male would say, there is a surprise, it’s a weird corruption of “Toodleloo” which is some archaic posh British slang.

These Troons don’t even know how to be offbeat and cute correctly.

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

Another lady confirms, then says she is going to get a hysterectomy and then hope that the "tides will change":

Theory:

FTMs passed more easily because the facial hair / presentation of masc attributes were perceived by others as being someone who identifies as he/him. While MTFs presented with femme attributes and clothing - shaved, makeup, groomed eyebrows, hairstyles etc.

Things changed. And now it is perfectly accepted that an MTF can have a full beard, bald head, absolutely no femme attributes and still be a she/her.

Leaving the average person to be uncertain whether the person in front of them is an MTF or FTM. And erring on the side of caution - an FTM being misgendered is not as likely as an MTF to go off on a tirade and become threatening.

Isn't toodle-oo what Mrs. Doubtfire says after he smashes his face into the cake?

Maybe the troon picked it up from that.

There’s a TikToker who uses Toodle-oo as a closing for her videos. Very attractive woman, who creates videos about asserting yourself in the workplace and standing up against exploitative employers in a polite but condescending manner. She’s quite popular. After seeing her on my FYP I started noticing the increase in use of that.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Another lady confirms, then says she is going to get a hysterectomy and then hope that the "tides will change":

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I had a very similar experience. I started t shortly before the pandemic, January 2020. At a few months of t, I was passing pretty consistently. But sometimes during the pandemic, I think 1) the visibility of transmasculine people surged and 2) the standards for masculinity rose immensely. I don't know what happened, but after several more months I suddenly stopped passing. Most people clock me as a trans man, and I get called 'they' all the time, whereas this wasn't an issue before. It's so disheartening and difficult. I've started working out, and I'm getting a total hysterectomy in December in hope that it will further masculinize my body. I'm just pushing through and hoping that in several more years, maybe the tides will change, both in how masculine men are expected to be and how masculine my body will be. Hang in there

I was hoping this TiF had posted a picture of herself and she has.

This is when she's saying she passed consistently.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I was hoping this TiF had posted a picture of herself and she has.
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This is when she's saying she passed consistently.

Passes for a bully's lackey in a Hallmark Channel movie, I guess

 

[glass_houses]

I've posted this DOOD before but still...

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You know, after all is said and done I like that pooners adopt rats. They are intelligent, curious creatures (the rats). The chaos potatoes deserve to smell strange things like a hormone addled alphabet person.

I'm long time vermin keeper. I love social media where people post photos of their rats... or at least I did up until the past six months. Every fucking photo on rat groups is "Me! A heckin valid dood/ma'am! Oh, and my rats." Yeah, I'm here because I really, really want to see your pimpled, metal studded dood/troon face and unwashed, badly dyed hair! Oh, and the rat too.

The worst thing is that no one can petition to have photos of humans disavowed, as ratties have brief lives, and there are many normal people who will post their favourite photo of themselves cuddling with their heart rat after she passes, and not even the biggest transphobe is enough of a cunt to advocate the ban of memorial pictures.

Rats are awesome pets. In theory I should be glad that they're getting more popular, but everywhere I turn in the vermin community there's a genderspecial talking about their fucking spoons. Oh, and their rats.

I've always associated it with bimbo-ish behavior but at the same time I've never seen it used non-sarcastically. It's more to deliberately show you aren't taking the situation seriously.

My grandmother's generation used it occasionally. Haven't heard it irl for many years, but I have seen it used by boomer presenters on things like gardening shows.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

WARNING TERF collecting medical information from trans subs

Them damn evil cis women


We can’t be honest in public subs- says someone who is part of a community that actively silences people using force, aggressive, and threats. (Feat Chunky_pickle, the piss lover from the GRS horror thread, on a backup acc after her main got temp banned for sexualisation of minors lol)


Just lol



And then we have this totally manly shot box, would look great sitting underneath the surgery planner board

 

[FinnSven]

I was hoping this TiF had posted a picture of herself and she has.
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This is when she's saying she passed consistently.

TIFs can pass better because, as others have pointed out, managing to get some sort of facial hair growth will lead nearly all people to think male when they see it.
They do also pass intentionally or not as teenage boys. I recall even some girls who were not remotely trying to be trans looking like teenage boys in the nineties and early 00s by going for skater aesthetic or Chav style.
Trousers, a beanie or baseball cap and hoodie, they are probably the best style for covering body shape and erring toward masculine.

Of course they work less well the older and more filled out either sex becomes, but a skinny woman in her 40s could still pass for a 14 year old boy in this garb.