Bark Box sends out Leather Daddy dog toy, apologizes.
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I think I know who was responsible for this toy.
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This is totally like the time I accidentally roofied, hogtied, gagged and relentlessly buttfucked my brother in law! We still laugh about that little mix-up. And by laugh I mean he cowers, weeping, in a corner of his basement cage. The FBI are still looking for him! Lol, good times.
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'At the end of the day, our goal is to celebrate whatever you and your dog are into'.
Wow I don't think I've read something this skeevy from a company in a long time.
Wow I don't think I've read something this skeevy from a company in a long time.
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I have a feeling come Monday there will be another apology email lmao
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Is the equally controversial toy a toddler squeaky toy?
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They're also fond of making red rocket toys and bragging about it on their blog https://post.bark.co/fun/so-about-our-big-honkin-pigs-in-a-blanket-toy/ They are some seriously weird motherfuckers over there
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"In the last 24 hours, I think we’ve all learned something about how to make ads fun, be careful with flesh-colored toys of any design, and that CONFLABBIT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO dog toys just ALWAYS LOOK LIKE DURN SEX TOYS. "
No, babe. I think you're just a pervert and think it's funny when sex is mentioned in the context of an unsuspecting creature, in the same way a toddler doesn't understand that playing with pappy's balls is a form of pedophilia.
Stop sticking KONG toys up your ass and go to Church.
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I don’t understand some of these subscription boxes. I love my dog, but he’s picky—so mystery treats and toys are generally a no-go—and I buy him stuff anyway when he needs it?
They’re really just selling mindless consumerism, right?
They’re really just selling mindless consumerism, right?
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They're just trash a store wasn't able to sell at a super-big discount. Imagine a beer subscription service and you get Bud Light - it's that sort of stupid shit.
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Jokes on you, they stuck a whole wobbler up their ass in the church's bathroom.
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God fucking damnit. I should have known that was someone's fetish.
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Do recall that one of the stories that made the MSM decide to kill monkeypox coverage was the case of a dog belonging to a gay couple that got monkeypox around its anus.
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Either someone was being naughty and picked it out on purpose, or whoever was curating the box only looked at one product image when they OK'd it.
Plush dog toys with a second "skin" inside aren't uncommon. It's like having two health bars. The most famous one is a cactus toy with a sad prickly pear inside, visible once the dog chews off the first layer; IIRC the second face was intended as a surprise for the owner and not pictured on the packaging.
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To be honest, or would be pretty funny to find that under the clown "skin" with no explanation.