🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If it's really hacked, he should unblock everyone.

it would take 300 users 7 years to unblock everyone

 

[Rage Pig]

You DMed something actionable, didn't you lad?

Obviously. Nobody hacks a Twitter account and then doesn't post anything. It's also a very tedious process to get a hacked account back. He wouldn't have been able to recover the account so fast.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Any hacker worth his salt leaks all the DMs possible then spams 'nigger'.

Anything else just isn't proper.

 

[RAT Team Six]

Since whatever actionable thing he DMed Harry or Meigh (because Vickers would instantly post it for clout) hasn't been posted yet, that means it was something that likely went straight to a lawyer. Ralph probably fucked up big time. Hardcore Harry doesn't fuck up slamdunks like Vickers does, and he actually loves his daughter, so we can assume that Ralph's gonna be in more serious legal trouble in the near-ish future. You don't just flail and panic and create a fake hacking story over nothing.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Did the hacker also text dick masterson some vague suicide bait bullshit? I'm confused.

 

[New & Improved Username]

To the detriment of the good people of Mexico, he will never kill himself.

Not intentionally but he's pretty stupid and reckless

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Since whatever actionable thing he DMed Harry or Meigh (because Vickers would instantly post it for clout) hasn't been posted yet, that means it was something that likely went straight to a lawyer. Ralph probably fucked up big time. Hardcore Harry doesn't fuck up slamdunks like Vickers does, and he actually loves his daughter, so we can assume that Ralph's gonna be in more serious legal trouble in the near-ish future. You don't just flail and panic and create a fake hacking story over nothing.

It's a good point. Clearly he was off his trotters on some tequila and mexican fentanyl/xanax blend, but that alone isn't a good enough reason to come up with some weird hacker story. He did something stupid big time.

My guess is there was no killstream cuz of something with Harry/Meigh and he sent them something fucked up and now that he's less retarded off the substances he's trying to walk it back.

 

[Fornicario]

Since whatever actionable thing he DMed Harry or Meigh (because Vickers would instantly post it for clout) hasn't been posted yet, that means it was something that likely went straight to a lawyer. Ralph probably fucked up big time. Hardcore Harry doesn't fuck up slamdunks like Vickers does, and he actually loves his daughter, so we can assume that Ralph's gonna be in more serious legal trouble in the near-ish future. You don't just flail and panic and create a fake hacking story over nothing.

If Muerte Harry comes out of retirement to go on a revenge arc I'll be glued to the screen. That man is a master of mirthful malice.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph didn't stream yesterday or today and said he won't stream Monday either. Do we think he...I know this is unthinkable...but do we think he got a job?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Ralph didn't stream yesterday or today and said he won't stream Monday either. Do we think he...I know this is unthinkable...but do we think he got a job?

he's probably on a bender but a light enough one that he remembers not to stream. For now

 

[MadStan]

I’m imaging some pics are going to pop up. Harry hasn’t said anything. That means it must be real bad.

Really bad. Ralph’s going to jail.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I didn't get the impression he did something stupid, it sounded more like another black sludge incident. I think he had some health scare, another heart attack or he xanny stroked and had a big seizure or something. The way he texted fag masterson about "in case I died" is what really makes me believe it was health related and not because he ran his fat mouth.

 

[gaystoner]

I didn't get the impression he did something stupid, it sounded more like another black sludge incident. I think he had some health scare, another heart attack or he xanny stroked and had a big seizure or something. The way he texted fag masterson about "in case I died" is what really makes me believe it was health related and not because he ran his fat mouth.

Still 2 more months to prove null right on ralph dying this year

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

I’m imaging some pics are going to pop up. Harry hasn’t said anything. That means it must be real bad.

Really bad. Ralph’s going to jail.

I wonder if Ralph is smart enough to get himself back across the boarder before shit hits the fan.

Ralph would probably be living better in an American prison than he's doing in his favela. Three meals a day, free healthcare, regular social interaction, and a chance to get clean.

If Ralph winds up in a Mexican prison than we'd be lucky to get a mugshot and that's it; no one will ever hear from Ralph again.

 

[Telemeter]

Did the hacker also text dick masterson some vague suicide bait bullshit? I'm confused.

I'm pretty sure Ralph suicide baits Dax more than May.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I think he had some health scare

not because he ran his fat mouth

It could be both. Maybe he has an impending health scare because he's somehow earned himself another Portugal-style orbital rearrangement.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Ralph is too much of a nobody for anyone other than an a-log to hack him. So, if it was actually hacked, whoever did it knows how much of a sissy-bitch Ralph is, and would have posted screenshots of the pure top-shelf content DMs from his account.

He was just drunk and girl-posting because he's a little bitch faggot.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I didn't get the impression he did something stupid, it sounded more like another black sludge incident. I think he had some health scare, another heart attack or he xanny stroked and had a big seizure or something. The way he texted fag masterson about "in case I died" is what really makes me believe it was health related and not because he ran his fat mouth.

But how would that be a “crazy story we’d never believe if I told you.”

I definitely expect Ralph’s health is failing but I can’t imagine him vague posting about it in those kind of terms. Maybe Ralph sold his truck to the cartel and it’s now been used in a series of murders.

Whatever it was it must have a schedule because he seemed to think his Monday stream was off the table. I could see some bribery/ drug issue or dealings with local authorities going very wrong

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

But how would that be a “crazy story we’d never believe if I told you.”

I was just thinking that was his typical lie smokescreen that he uses to manipulate his paypigs. Instead of saying "I took too many pills and booze and almost died", telling them it was "a crazy story" is enough to not embarrass himself. I honestly have no clue though, it's hard to tell because he lies so much about so many things.

 

[Rage Pig]

Turns out his account was hacked by a 50y old cat lady who now uses it to post inspirational quotes to make him look like a complete idiot. Sinister stuff.