You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Am seriously considering using what I've learned from the Farms to archive their noise (and maybe see if I can measure the volume they scream at) so I at least have some proof when making a complaint to the council (not that it'll do any good but ehhhhhhh it's worth a shot).
Do it, but don't upload it here. Much as I'd love for you to post it here so we can laugh at the little turd, we have rules against minors being featured on this website, unless they're inextricably linked to the cow in question (like the Munchausen's thread).
 
There are so many shows, movies, games, etc I loved growing up and still really love but get really sad thinking about it, like "they'll never make something like this again/the actors are too old/everything I like goes away to be replaced by something worse"
Or that thing you love changing for the worse, and you get depressing nostalgia over it's glory days (e.g. many of the online games I've played over the years that have either died, had bad updates, and or the community turned to shit).
 
Do it, but don't upload it here. Much as I'd love for you to post it here so we can laugh at the little turd, we have rules against minors being featured on this website, unless they're inextricably linked to the cow in question (like the Munchausen's thread).
Wouldn't dream of uploading it to the Farms. I'm a retard but I'm not that stupid lmao. Was referring to the skills I've learned archiving lolcow antics for threads. I think lack of archived proof and legalese is why so many complaints get either ignored or sent to the back of the pile so if I can weaponize my autism to improve my chances of getting shit done, the better.
 
When people have a party, and they say there is going to be a *ton* of food, and then the day before they are begging people to bring water/drinks. (not BYOB, just like water and soda)

It just tells me the food is going to be garbage if they couldn't afford to get water.
 
Wouldn't dream of uploading it to the Farms. I'm a retard but I'm not that stupid lmao. Was referring to the skills I've learned archiving lolcow antics for threads. I think lack of archived proof and legalese is why so many complaints get either ignored or sent to the back of the pile so if I can weaponize my autism to improve my chances of getting shit done, the better.
Go for it, my dude.
 
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My neighbours are getting unbearable. They moved in about three years ago and the youngest kid always screams as loud as she can. Her fat bastard of a father encourages it so every summer I have to turn my house into a bunker so my ears don't bleed. What's even worse is that I and a few others have confronted them about their noise, and the dad started encouraging the kid to make louder and louder animal noises. The fucker even encouraged the kid to start telling her mom to "shut up" when she came out to tell them to keep the noise down. Am seriously considering using what I've learned from the Farms to archive their noise (and maybe see if I can measure the volume they scream at) so I at least have some proof when making a complaint to the council (not that it'll do any good but ehhhhhhh it's worth a shot).
What you do is you work out the hours your problem neighbours are asleep and hopefully hung over, and co-ordinate with your fellow victims to blast some obnoxious music full bore from every house that surrounds them, the exact same song on infinite repeat for maximum aggravation. You all go out for a beverage for the next several hours so none of you are there when fat bastard comes and pounds on your doorways.

We did this several times, and our problem neighbour generally kept quiet after that. If she forgot herself, we'd put 'Bat Out of Hell' on full bore, and it usually only took the first three bars before she shut the fuck up and everything was peaceful again.
 
What you do is you work out the hours your problem neighbours are asleep and hopefully hung over, and co-ordinate with your fellow victims to blast some obnoxious music full bore from every house that surrounds them, the exact same song on infinite repeat for maximum aggravation. You all go out for a beverage for the next several hours so none of you are there when fat bastard comes and pounds on your doorways.

We did this several times, and our problem neighbour generally kept quiet after that. If she forgot herself, we'd put 'Bat Out of Hell' on full bore, and it usually only took the first three bars before she shut the fuck up and everything was peaceful again.
I'd love to, but there's a real risk. Some of you may remember my post about a boy racer who has been using our village as training grounds. Thing is he's pretty damn aggressive and happens to be friends with the fat bastard and his family. A few days after we confronted fat bastard one of us found that the tires on their car had been slashed and another had lost their car's wing mirrors - and it looked like the latter had been yanked off at high speeds. It might not be true, but it is highly likely the bastard got boy racer to "send a message" to us, so unless we can catch him red handed there's not much we can do.

That being said... I have been fighting back in my own little way. For some fucking reason families like the fat bastard's always have a dog - one of those small things that yaps constantly. The family can't be arsed to train it so it spends most of its time yapping when they kick it outside in the yard without anything to entertain it, which has encouraged other dogs to yap when it yaps. Every time it does now I bring out the silent dog whistle I've bought, and I am slowly teaching it that the high-pitched sound annoying it won't go away unless it stops barking. :unholy:
 
Speaking of that, women that ugly themselves up with tattoos and facial piercings and weird haircuts and clothing. I mean fatties are a lost cause, but what kind of retarded bitch would actively choose to look ugly?
The working theory is that these are supposed sexual abuse victims that make themselves as ugly as possible so that nobody wants to touch them anymore.

It's stupid logic, but there you go.
 
The working theory is that these are supposed sexual abuse victims that make themselves as ugly as possible so that nobody wants to touch them anymore.

It's stupid logic, but there you go.
That’s rooted in kids that’ll do shit like not bathe or shit their pants, not get a septum nose ring and shave the side of their head. A lot of that is just the most unoriginal retards that think what they identify with is a personality.
 
Or that thing you love changing for the worse, and you get depressing nostalgia over it's glory days (e.g. many of the online games I've played over the years that have either died, had bad updates, and or the community turned to shit).
Like SpongeBob or comic books

The working theory is that these are supposed sexual abuse victims that make themselves as ugly as possible so that nobody wants to touch them anymore.

It's stupid logic, but there you go.
There are way too many of them for that; it's just the retarded fashion trend these days.

About scam calls - do you answer your phone by saying yes? If you do - you are the dumbest nigger on this earth. Start saying Allo or be like Homer Simpson. It reduces number of scam calls drastically
My current phone has the Google Dialer that automatically blocks spam calls. As much as I hate Google, their spam-blocking is just too useful.
 
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The working theory is that these are supposed sexual abuse victims that make themselves as ugly as possible so that nobody wants to touch them anymore.
"Anything bad or distastefull done by women is caused by molestation" is not true, never was and anyone touting it as a theory should stfu.
 
"Anything bad or distastefull done by women is caused by molestation" is not true, never was and anyone touting it as a theory should stfu.
I didn't say "anything bad or distasteful". I said they are uglifying themselves, specifically, making themselves physically unattractive.

Which, I also never said was all women. It's just that we were discussing a particular set of women that purposely made themselves ugly.

People do weird shit when they've been traumatized, and they're not logical and sophisticated creatures in the face of bad things happening to them. I'm not, you aren't. Just because we're talking about it with some amount of self-awareness doesn't mean we're not susceptible to illogical and self-harming behaviors when bad shit happens.

Some people drink. Some people take drugs. Some people cover themselves in tats. Some people engage in unsafe and copious amounts of sex. Others just make themselves into something else that wasn't the thing that got them in the situation they're in because humans are stupid and illogical and frequently blame themselves for bad things happening to them even though they hold no responsibility for it.
 
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People who don't use turn signals when turning or changing lanes, or worse, not using turn signals when changing lanes and dangerously merging in right in front of you so you have to slam the brake so you don't crash into the retard.
This. I've also noticed a 90% uptick in people blowing red lights. Like not yellow, full on red. And about a 100% more assholes just driving with their high beams/brights on with zero regard for anyone coming toward them
 
People filming big emotional moments for social media clout.
The gym I go to have an TV that is constantly on a channel that replays Tiktok videos. I watch this on cardio days, because some member stole the remote.

What grinds my gears the most, is some woman dancing and basically harassing and forcing other people to dance with her in an airport. At that point, just call security and get the cunt kicked out.

Dumbfucks filming a proposal. It's bad enough to propose in front of other people, but holy fuck. Plastering it on the internet for entertainment? That's a hard no. Whole thing screams of manipulation and people expecting you to say yes, because that what we do right?

Filming the arrival of an parent back from the military. A lot of these videos are filmed in a classroom. This just feels like a crime.
 
People who act like they're above you because you took advantage of something a company offered or was going to give. Like those free birthday things that restaurants will give out for a free entrée or some shit, but people will look at you like you're pathetic or act like you're some old woman with her coupons.

I'm sorry when did free fucking food become a mark of cain on a person?
 
Occasionally I watch tech review youtubers and almost all of them are insufferable, monumental fucking faggots. Sometimes they review really good products and find the most retarded made-up "flaws" imaginable. They try being professional critics or something but sound like pretentious nitwits and make me seethe so much about products I myself don't particularly like and wouldn't buy. The act they put on pisses me off

>yeah this keyboard is great and all but what about the edges of the feet..those are way too rubbery for my taste idk man. . and the huge fucking battery lasting 4 weeks makes it heavy idk man i like my shit light and easy like my wife
Of course it's heavy you worm it's a solid metal and quality plastic 200bucks keyboard with a big battery it's called sturdy and you're a fag

>yeah well it's an excellent laptop with exceptional performance and during testing i didn't notice any problems...but see a post here on reddit some pajeet says it's overheating after a year of excruciating exploitation in some dusty dirty shithole so it seems problems arise when you treat the machine like a workhorse for years so yeah make of that what you will
Get a grip you motherfuckers you're not even being objective you're literally being picky and obnoxious but it's my fault for clicking on the soyface thumbnail i know better now.
 
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