Not yet. If the clit dick chronicles ever happen their hygiene is bad enough that they'd probably get more health problems to disable themselves. Instead of a feeding tube it's going to be diaper drama. Its all down hill from here folx.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Þrúðr (Thrúd), is the daughter of Þórr (Thor) and Sif. Óðinn (Odin) is her grandfather. Don't stress about proper Old Norse lettering, they have English names.
Her username is the exact sort of thing I'd expect from a tumblr user, given their worship of broken sexuality, which is what you should really take away as being her actual subject of devotion. That she freely associates a God with a fatal insult is interesting, but Ergi or Argr does not apply to Gods, they're not humans. The issue is that she's choosing to associate a female God with an insult. That's asking for something horrible to happen, like having your house burn down, or ending up barren.
Oh wait-
As for depicting Þrúðr as a Harpy, that's potentially the least blasphemous part of it. Þrúðr may be a Valkyrie and the symbolic use of ravens and swans is a common theme. Though, I've not seen the art and I'm sure it's weird and pornographic. Her fetishization of broken men is just female pornsickness. But we knew she was porn sick because she's a tumblr tranny.
I think she says it throughda rayjer.
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"Mum has cancer! My cat is sick! Oh, God, I'm suffering so much! People are so mean to me!"
This is the type of shit you'd expect from a teenager, or a particularly immature person in their early twenties. Staph is in her midthirties. Even autists and other narcs have learned by their thirties that they need to demonstrate performative care by that age, or be ostracised.
Wearing a human suit is uncomfortable as fuck, but when you're surrounded by humans to the point your very survival depends on them, you need to wear the fucking suit, and you need to learn how to separate your internal life from your exterior life.
Staph's entire existence is supported and bankrolled by the charity and goodwill of humans. Certainly shouting, "Fuck you society!" online is wonderfully cathartic, but you just can't do that under your real name past a certain age. If Staph had any wits she'd take all her edgy bullshit to 4chan and be a tripfag, and just talk about plants everywhere else.
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'yay! I'm so happy this worked out in my favour! I've still completely fucked my PC, probably because I let some random Indian man claiming to be a part of Microsoft remotely access my PC so he could download a bunch of spyware that tracks my every move and all of my passwords and inputs, and it's bad enough that both the bank and my dad - who is currently caring for my extremely sick, possibly terminally ill mother - has to 'clean' it, but it's all coming up staph! and sure, I had to close my bank account and open another one because they had literally all of my details and undoubtedly were able to access all of my personal finances, and the only real good part about this is that my mother - again, who might be terminally ill and who is currently fighting cancer - doesn't have the capability, time, or mental fortitude to be able to comprehend how absolutely retarded I am - but I'm so glad everything is figuring itself out just for me, the specialest bxy in the whole wide world!
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How does one balance "thoughtcrimes aren't illegal" with sjw sensitivities. It's strange to watch someone have multiple conflicting ideas all rotating around their ugly head with 0 self awareness whatsoever. Also hilarious
"Suddenly I'm close to Loki- why do I keep getting maliciously tricked????"
"Suddenly I'm close to Loki- why do I keep getting maliciously tricked????"
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Right? I'd love to ask her "ok I hate trannies, are you going to thought arrest me?".
Hates "transphobes" but pedos are okay as long as you never touch a kid. Lust all you want!"
I really thought I couldnt hate her more, but pedos and their enablers piss me off more than anything.
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“My mum has cancer, my cat is sick, I’m really suffering”
No, your mum and poor fat Pete (or whatever the fuck is name is) are suffering. You’re just so self absorbed that you can’t understand that.
It’s wild how most narcissists are the grossest people.
No, your mum and poor fat Pete (or whatever the fuck is name is) are suffering. You’re just so self absorbed that you can’t understand that.
It’s wild how most narcissists are the grossest people.
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Because NPD is the true and honest bad person disease.
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Outliers exist, but isn't it kind of weird for someone her age to have to run to their parents to fix their computer? She's almost 40, right? Staph should be the one on the phone, saying "yeah but what does the error message say" to her dad, not the other way around.
For someone whom she respects not one single bit, Dad Frigly sure cleans up a lot of her messes.
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I wish her parents would just cut her off. They've truly done all they can. Imagine taking in a sped child, not even your own flesh and blood, and they repay you with decades of disrespect and contempt. I wish they knew the shit she says about them online.
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I know autists that age who do, but they're usually impaired to the point that they either need to live with family or in a group home as they cannot take care of themselves. They are certainly not capable of full time, on campus study for a Master's, like Staph did. At best they can cope with one subject a semester, and may have to repeat that subject if they become overwhelmed.
Staph has spent way too long living through her computer not to know this basic shit, but here we are. It's partially because she has a low IQ, and mainly because narcs are pathologically incapable of accepting advice or instruction, and will do anything they want to do right up until it bites them on the arse. I've met multiple narcs, and even the ones with a high IQ are the stupidest fucks I've ever had the misfortune to meet. You tell them not to do X because it'll backfire on them royally, they will deliberately do X to show you that you're a retard who can't tell them what to do, X royally backfires just as you warned them, and they will either blame you for not telling them the "right way" that X was going to backfire, or else they'll decide that only they truly know the dangers of X and they'll spend weeks explaining to you that X is dangerous pretty much word for word you gave them before they did X and be outraged because you don't thank them for their lifesaving information and insight, and keep saying ignorant and disrespectful hings like, "Yes, I am well aware of this, I am the one who told you not to do this in the first place."
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Think she just likes having people do shit for her, personally. She gets a thrill out of having Papa Frigs clean up her mess. Especially while disparaging him online. It's her chance to feel smug and powerful, dance puppet dance!
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Sorry, I was unintentionally misleading. I was thinking 'harpy' more as a complaining, bitching woman, not a Harpy in the sense of classical mythology. My take was that it implied Thrud was a bitch that was into sissyboys. Which would fit into Prooder-Ragerrs pattern pretty well.
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i'm fucking losing it over needing her dad fix her computer holy shit. she's transboomer for not knowing to avoid a Nigerian prince scam, but is there a gender for being an adult but identifying as a dumbfuck child with unmonitored, unlimited internet access that destroys computers with viruses and needs dad to fix them? sorry dad. i took your advice and never used limewire again 
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And we are back up: 12:56 pm EDT
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So, for some reason, she thinks if she only posts her GFM on X and Mastodon that will help protect her from scammers? Didn't her dad tell her to stop using GFM? What a fucking retard. She really does never ever learn her lessons. She must think its linked to her Tumblr if she's not posting the GFM there, but then again she says that people can still reblog her old GFM posts on Tumblr. She is absolute nonsense personified. Oh, and of course, it must be Kiwifarms.
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'Black police encounter victims' lol total word diarrhea.
Jeffrey Dahmer's voice is one of the unsexiest voices I have ever heard, he sounded like a complete dumbass. It's what made my read outs of her fanfic to my friends so fun to do, being able to read out lines like 'you sexy boy you' in his Muppet sounding voice.
She reblogged the following post by a fellow paraphiliac about how to avoid doxxing. She has basically done everything that this list says not to do all her life so its hilarious that she reblogged it.
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'Black police encounter victims' lol total word diarrhea.
Jeffrey Dahmer's voice is one of the unsexiest voices I have ever heard, he sounded like a complete dumbass. It's what made my read outs of her fanfic to my friends so fun to do, being able to read out lines like 'you sexy boy you' in his Muppet sounding voice.
She reblogged the following post by a fellow paraphiliac about how to avoid doxxing. She has basically done everything that this list says not to do all her life so its hilarious that she reblogged it.
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This is the funny part because I could probably guarantee that the scammer came from X. X and Instagram have the worst scammer bot problem right now. They follow the tags for words like donate and GoFundMe and swarm posts that mention it. Which is hilariously how they got scammed twice in a row acouple months ago. But sure Gyro it's the Farms.
And wow that post wanting pedophilia to be considered a disability. Can you fucking imagine. Sorry boss can't come into work today I'm sick with the coom. Every day we stray further from God's light.
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Lmao fuck off Staph. I'm legitimately insulted that she thinks anyone from KF would consider her fat, retarded ass worth even the extremely minimal time and effort to target with a scam, when we've exhaustively documented that it'd really only be causing any real grief to her parents (who we more or less all agree have suffered more than enough), and that she's only good for like $13. The only ones with this kind of time and dedication to nickel and dime retarded broke-ass ebeggars are, like, pajeets who have a storefront nominally running a slimy cellphone/computer repair business and use their downtime to do this shit 18 hours of the goddamned day, and they don't have time to waste scrolling Kiwi Farms.
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She believed a Microsoft scam a while back and gave them full access to her pc, in which they probably saved all her information (including passwords to her social media and banking), and have probably periodically been checking up on her for another round of “Scam the Retard”
Indian scammers are notorious for revisiting the same victims over and over again because they fall for the scams. They can be smart, they’ll work with scummy Americans to coordinate and they’ve more than likely already got enough surface level information to make themselves believable to stupids.
Stephs problem is that she thinks she’s a lot smarter than she is. She can’t fathom that the bad things that happen to her are her own fault and the kiwi farms makes a good scapegoat.
If I was gonna scam a lolcow, I wouldn’t pick one who was relying on their elderly parents for financial support.
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Instead of "honoring victims of mass shootings" Steph why don't you honor the victims of Jeffery Dahmer and Richard Ramirez, innocent people who were tortured and killed.